How Dodgy Are You?
 

I got sent this today, hope you enjoy knowing how much time inside you should spend. ;)

Dodgy R U?

My results:

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:


Years in prison: 62 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000

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Dodgy
Years in prison: 26
Potential fine: $14,250.00 (converted to $$)
Possibility of the death penalty

I'm UPSTANDING.. I don't know how I pulled that off, but damn, I'm one cool mutha!

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000

It's nice to know that I can go back and visit bones for 45 more years.

If it's wrong to be a Giant Hamburger then I don't want to be right.

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 33 Potential fine: £2000

:D

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £5000

Oh MY Gawd...

Why has no-one reached my level of depravity according to the laws....

Don't worry I have been to reform school :) that has taught me how to behave.

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

i guess having everything handed to you when you were younger is good when it came to all the theft questions. i need to go out and commit some crimes yo keep up with you guys though ;)

Upstanding
5 years in prison, 2000 pounds

Damn, I need to get out more.

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

i'm just dodgy, with a 29 year prison sentence.

Well, considering the worst offense I ever committed was pasting a postage stamp upside-down, and that could incur the death penalty, I believe the results to be skewed. :-)

Criminal

118 years.

9500 fine.

chance of a death penalty.

apparently i'm a nasty piece of work...

upstanding harharharharhar!!!!!

if it were not for sexual misdeeds i'd have a halo

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

I'm doing pretty well. Seems like most of us are getting fined a full 2k, though.

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000

Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000 oh come on! I got to appeal this ruling!

Scoundrel with $0 fines but 130.5 years locked up!
Well anal sex is around the corner then...yikes!

scoundrel 103 years 7000 fines

Opps!

Criminal.....
Years in Prision ...112
Fines... converted approx. $ 26,600
Yeah, you can trust me with your daughter.

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £7000

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 79 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed


But this is mostly UK and stuff...I'm safe here in the US.

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Years in prison: 94 Potential fine: £9500


Yeah.... yaw pwobabwy wight.

Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Years in prison: 29 Potential fine: £2000

It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man.

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000


Bullshit, I'm not "upstanding".

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:

Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £5000

But I been a good boy momma, I swear!

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000


*sounds like me*:D

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 72 Potential fine: £2000