Rubyee

I searched for this and could not find anything- if there is something like this already, feel free to delete this!

Anyhow, it works like this. You answer the would you rather question asked in the previous post, and then ask one of your own.

I will start.

Would you rather

fight a gorilla

-or-

eat monkey brains?

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pinklily

fight a gorilla.

Would you rather
swim bleeding with sharks
or
get caught in a stampede of bulls

SaltPork

get caught in a stampede of bulls


Would you rather roll around naked in broken glass then lie in a pool full of tabasco
-OR-
Be tazered in your sensitive parts?

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

Rubyee

That's a hard one!

Be tazered in my sensitive parts

Would you rather jump out of an airplane with an old, possibly faluty parachute

-OR-

Get a flu shot with a used needle?

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Polyphobic

I believe I can fly!

Jump out of an airplane with an old, possibly faluty parachute

Would you rather perform a strip tease in front of your family (adults only)

-OR-

hug a Barrel Cactus?

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tecoyah

Hug the Cactus....those scars will eventually heal

Would you rather...

Eat a moldy Big Mac from a mcDonalds dumpster

or

drink mothers milk from Halxs' Grandmas breast

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fernweh

Eat the big mac (with all those preservatives, it's probably got a solid decade before it goes bad)

Would you rather....

Watch pornography with your parents

or

Watch pornography *starring* your parents?

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water_boy1999

watch with the parents. At least I won't have to see them nekkid.

Would you rather....

Have your fingernails pulled out one by one with needle nose pliers

or

Have your left eyeball stung by a wasp?

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Doh!!!!


-Homer Simpson

Crack

Eye stung by wasp!

Would you rather....

Lick a 5 foot square radious around the floor of a gas station urinal?

or

Have one of your toes surgically removed (your choice which toe)?

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~Halx

SixEdxMia

To hell with my left pinky toe.I never needed it anyway.I can't even use Gas stations bathrooms,let alone lick one.

Would you rather....

Be kidnapped an old hairy,fat man to whom you were repulsed by,but would only keep you a week

_or_

be incarcerated in solitary confinement for six months for a crime you didnt commit...


..Hmmmmm?

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monkeydriven

Solitary

Would you rather...


Spend a week on a Mars space station

or

A week at the depths of the ocean

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SixEdxMia

and I'd go to the ocean..You don't have to travel to outer space to visit the ocean.. which.. is awesome enough in itself..

Would you rather find love and keep it forever...

Or

Taste happiness and work forever to get it

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Rubyee

Find love! Find love! Find love!

Would you rather starve

-OR-

Drown?

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tecoyah

Already found the first, working towards the second


would you rather


Bust off your big toe nail, kicking a rusted iron bar
-or-

Hit your pinky finger with a hammer full force

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tecoyah

oops...little late




drown without a doubt

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SixEdxMia

Hit me with a hammer.

eat Rancid beef

or
eat Fresh human : X

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tecoyah

Hmmmm....Female Human?

Probabbly do the rancid thing....gonna come right back up anyway.


Sell a Family member to the chinese mafia

-or-

get sold into prostitution in thailand

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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

SixEdxMia

My feeling on the meat too*

My Brother Billy is soooo sold,Tho,I have been bored lately.


Wear a random strangers dirty clothes

or

Wear the pants you pissed.

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tecoyah

Pants I pissed, never know what fluids are in the strangers drawers


Shave your entire body, then stand nakid for 10 min. in antarctica

-or-

Wear seven coats for an hour in the Sahara

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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Rubyee

Ten minutes in Antarctica. Definitley. I would be cold as hell, but it would only be ten minutes as opposed to an hour.

Would you rather save ten of your best friends

-or-

100 complete strangers?

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SixEdxMia

My best friends..What I don't know wont hurt me. : /

Would you rather...

Be a lady and have unremovable facial hair

Or


or be a man and be completely hairless?

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Polyphobic

Almost there

be a man and be completely hairless

Bungee jump nekked in front of friends

-or-

a belly flop into a pool from 15 feet up.

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H12

belly flop into a pool from 15 feet up

Would you rather...


...dirty-dance with your grandma...

...or...

...let hot coals lay on your chest for four minutes?

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BoomTruck

Hot Coals. I've set my coveralls on fire enough times to know what to expect.



Wake up with a body like Ron Jeremy


or...


Wake up WITH Ron Jeremy?

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:::OshnSoul:::

wake up WITH Ron Jeremy. Not the sexiest, but he is funny.

Would you rather:

-be a Proctologist

or a

-Gynocologist

micah67

Cool! Gynocologist

Would you rather watch paint dry

or

grass grow?

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Asuka{eve}

I would watch paint dry. If its latex paint its pretty quick.

Would you rather put on a bullet proof vest and get shot a few times to the chest.

or

Try to jump from building to building.

SixEdxMia

Shoot me.

Would you rather...

Share ice cream with your beloved dog
or
A complete stranger?

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WarWagon

Dog. You don't know where that stranger's been. Besides, I don't have a dog, so I'll consider my tongue my dog.

Would you rather...

Eat shampoo
or
Squeeze shampoo in your eyes?

BoomTruck

In my eyes. It can't hurt any worse than lacquer thinner.


Weld naked

or

Shovel snow naked?

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Rubyee

Definitley weld naked. Snow is so cold, that it burns. I would rather burn from something hot.

Okay, would you rather never have ice cream again in your lifetime

-or-

never have cheesecake again in your life?

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hu-man

Never have cheesecake! Easy, ice cream comes in so many flavours... mmm... cookies & cream...

Now, would you rather eat your own vomit

or

drink your own pee?

Polyphobic

drink your own pee

Hasn't everyone done this?....um....I didn't mean me I swear it.

Endure chinese water torture

-or-

brave Saudi justice for stealing a bread loaf?

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NoSoup

Chinese water torture, no lasting effects other than insanity....(which noone would notice anyway )

Would you rather

watch 1000 Innocent people die

-or-

Kill one single innocent person yourself.

Charlatan

If the 1000 were going to die regardless of my choice, I choose the 1000.

Would you rather...

Masturbate at your place of employment, in full view of your co-workers?

or

Have sex with someone with weeping sores on their genitals?

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sillygirl

Masturbate. The other made me wanna puke just thinking about it.


work hard for everything you own (and know the fruits of your labor)

or

Have everything given to you (and never know satisfaction)

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....absence makes me miss him more...

Polyphobic

work hard for everything you own (and know the fruits of your labor)

Already have.

get pink eye

-or-

burn your arm on a restraunt fryer heating element?

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Charlatan

Tough one... it all depends on what "everything you own" means... if it is a one room apartment and a can of beans for dinner... the fruits of my labour are paltry...


I would still choose work hard though... I know from experience the pleasure of satisfaction.


would you rather....


eat beans as your only form of sustenance for the rest of your life


or


give up sex for the rest of your life

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

:::OshnSoul:::

even thought I don't like them:
eat beans as your only form of sustenance for the rest of your life

Would you rather......

Be blind but have a keen 6th sense

or

be deaf and have x-ray vision?

Rubyee

In answer to PolyPhobic's question, I would much rather get pink eye!

:::OshnSoul:::'s question

I would rather be blind with a keen 6th sense- we depend way to much on the way things look, and I would rather lose that.

Okay, would you rather walk a tightrope

-or-

perform as the human cannonball?

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