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Old 05-01-2004, 09:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2004, 10:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2004, 10:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2004, 11:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2004, 11:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2004, 11:43 AM   #6 (permalink)
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On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
painfully true.
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Old 05-01-2004, 11:57 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2004, 12:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Hot.
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Old 05-01-2004, 12:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2004, 02:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2004, 02:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2004, 04:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
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We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

And ya know, its not really that far off. It puts to much emphasis on the sexual side of things, but whatever. Its only a test.
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Old 05-01-2004, 09:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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It nailed me.

"The Boy Next Door"

I'm Tritium on that site, btw.
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Old 05-01-2004, 10:24 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2004, 03:58 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm Latch on the site.

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Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.
classic.
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Old 05-02-2004, 05:48 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2004, 06:54 AM   #17 (permalink)
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The Loverboy
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Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
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Old 05-02-2004, 08:10 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Hmm, I think my results were skewed due to the fact I've been sexually frustrated for the past month or so. maybe I'll take the test later with a clear head...
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Old 05-02-2004, 08:42 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Hmm, I think my results were skewed due to the fact I've been sexually frustrated for the past month or so. maybe I'll take the test later with a clear head...
Did they say something nasty about you too?
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Old 05-02-2004, 11:14 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I'm the pool boy, Random Gentle Sex Dreamer.
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Old 05-02-2004, 11:16 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come. [fair amount of love experience for somebody of 26? Well that's just sad]

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. [unfortunatly]Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. [I guess that's not a good thing?]Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns. sigh, yeah ]

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
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Old 05-02-2004, 01:58 PM   #22 (permalink)
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hmm i gott

The Boy Next Door
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Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

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On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach
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Old 05-02-2004, 02:13 PM   #23 (permalink)
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And my number one match on that site, out of no doubt thousands of people, from around the word is....

...Drum Roll Please...

...an Asian transgendered bisexual.


Great. Thanks. I'll just try to keep an open mind I guess.

/Isn't kidding
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Old 05-02-2004, 03:01 PM   #24 (permalink)
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The Boy Next Door
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All peaches and maids of honor apply within...
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Old 05-02-2004, 03:47 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Im a pool boy? Alright then.. everyone in the pool
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Old 05-02-2004, 08:11 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2004, 09:05 PM   #27 (permalink)
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And my number one match on that site, out of no doubt thousands of people, from around the word is....

...Drum Roll Please...

...an Asian transgendered bisexual.


Great. Thanks. I'll just try to keep an open mind I guess.

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Yeah? My best local match has this as his typical Friday: "snorting coke off a hookers ass"
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Old 05-02-2004, 09:22 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2004, 09:54 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.


Your exact opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach

CONSIDER: The Playstation
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Old 05-02-2004, 10:25 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Im also a pool boy. haha
 
Old 05-02-2004, 10:56 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Interesting. I don't have a single match, and I've answered 100 questions? Wow, this thing IS accurate!
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Old 05-02-2004, 11:25 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Interesting. I don't have a single match, and I've answered 100 questions? Wow, this thing IS accurate!
Wait a bit. It might run database checks on some server schedule.
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Old 05-03-2004, 12:25 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I think it said it was supposed to do updates every 10 minutes, but the batch size for the searches are coming up as 0. I knew I was incompatable, but geeze, I figured there'd be SOMEBODY remotely suiting!
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Old 05-03-2004, 06:58 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Maid of Honor:

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.


I need to make crack take this now
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Old 05-03-2004, 07:15 AM   #35 (permalink)
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The Vapor Trail....not as accurate as I would have thought. Of course it is a free internet test....
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Old 05-03-2004, 11:18 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2004, 11:48 AM   #37 (permalink)
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This looks like the old sparkmatch thing.
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Old 05-03-2004, 11:49 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Did anyone catch this?

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And it's a link to match.com, lol.

I'll post results later.
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Old 05-03-2004, 11:58 AM   #39 (permalink)
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The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)


Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss

Your exact opposite:

The False Messiah
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Old 05-03-2004, 12:09 PM   #40 (permalink)
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The Gentleman
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Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.


Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.


CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.


Damn, pretty close ; ) Esp about the socks part ; )
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