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Old 05-03-2004, 12:25 PM   #41 (permalink)
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This looks like the old sparkmatch thing.
Yeah. Its run by the same people.
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Old 05-03-2004, 02:15 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I forgot to paste this before... Not sure how true this is though...


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Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)

Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

Your exact opposite:
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But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.



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Old 05-03-2004, 03:35 PM   #43 (permalink)
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10 years into a marriage and typing this with my left hand becase I am cuddling a two year old napping chaos elemental on my right, and I am a RBLMm? Vapor trail? I think not.

For the record, in case anyone wants to look me up. I am BassVarlet.

Thanks for the new addiction, suviko. I've found an 88% match no more than 15 minutes away. Of course, she is 15 years younger than I am, but seems pretty neat. Might send her a message, might not.
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Old 05-04-2004, 06:58 AM   #44 (permalink)
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OK, I'm on (as redlemon, of course), and I'm...

The Gentleman
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Quote:
Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.
Sounds pretty correct to me.
Quote:
Originally posted by CinnamonGirl
Maid of Honor:
Hey... how YOU doin'?
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Old 05-04-2004, 10:20 AM   #45 (permalink)
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I'm on there as AngelHands.

THE SONNET DGLD
Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Quote:
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.


Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy
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Old 05-04-2004, 11:50 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 05-04-2004, 02:38 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Forgot to mention, I'm on there as WarWagon.
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Old 05-04-2004, 04:10 PM   #48 (permalink)
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The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)
Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions and am always right , and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be in Romance novels and lame television movies, otherwise it doesn't exist . This will frighten away most potential mates generally it's my bitchy personality that does that , but that's okay yes, it is , because you're very choosy with your affections anyway . You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance a girl's gotta have her standards .


Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you because they can spoil me rotten and I can have them for breakfast, gawd that kind of person would drive me nuts. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate to a point, but eventually a person has to get over themselves, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual Ok, i'll give them that , even adventurously so is there a better way to be sensual?.

You probably have lots of female friends nope, not a one , and they have a special soft spot for you nope, most women don't like my honesty. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls if screaming at the top of their lungs and pooping in their diapers means they have a soft spot for me, then OK .


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

(i'm on there as maleficent64)
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Old 05-04-2004, 05:13 PM   #49 (permalink)
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verminxvermin...the boy next door...no shit.

Guess I should have lied more.
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Old 05-04-2004, 06:00 PM   #50 (permalink)
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No one should consider the "boy next door" apparently. Shit...

I guess that means I'm screwed. Anyone got the number for the Jesuits? I think its time to go be a priest and give up.


Has anyone figured out wtf a "woo" is? You only get 3, so I don't want to waste it on the cracked-out, one-eyed bozo look-alike if its something cool.
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Old 05-04-2004, 06:27 PM   #51 (permalink)
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another backrubber here...
relatively accurate here
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Old 05-04-2004, 06:50 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Interesting, seems I'm the only one here who got this type (being the only one kind of goes with the title I guess)


FACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should've asked her out.


Quote:
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)


Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.


Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet

CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph
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Old 05-04-2004, 07:11 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I am da1special1
I was the peach.
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Old 05-04-2004, 07:17 PM   #54 (permalink)
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So... what are the "woo" things? Anyone?
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Old 05-04-2004, 10:45 PM   #55 (permalink)
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the Window Shopper, wtf?
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Old 05-05-2004, 01:20 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Has anyone figured out wtf a "woo" is? You only get 3, so I don't want to waste it on the cracked-out, one-eyed bozo look-alike if its something cool.
As far I can tell, it just sends a PM to the person saying "woo".
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Old 05-05-2004, 05:27 AM   #57 (permalink)
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I've been on a day and a half, and still no matches. I must suck.

Also, I've been looking up all the female members that have posted in this thread. Everyone results in a match rating of 50-60%. And, even weirder, my 'best match' is supposed to be the "Maid of Honor", which matches CinnamonGirl, but she had the lowest percent-match with me of everyone I've tried.

I don't get OKCupid.
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Old 05-05-2004, 06:05 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Oh! CinnamonGirl was already taken, so my name on that site is "Cinnakins."

crack & I only had a 50% match...d'oh!
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Old 05-05-2004, 06:11 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Oh! CinnamonGirl was already taken, so my name on that site is "Cinnakins."

crack & I only had a 50% match...d'oh!
I've got a 60% with you now. You mean you aren't a "20, female, bisexual from Mumbai, India"? There goes my fantasies...

Anyone get a match over 60% yet?
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Old 05-05-2004, 10:34 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Here's what the woo thing does:

WarWagon,

----------- just wooed you! Uncanny.

Maybe you should check out her profile.

-OKCupid


By the way, qtpye4u84, we're only a 47% match, but you are one of the hottest chicks I've seen in a while.
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Old 05-05-2004, 11:11 AM   #61 (permalink)
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My zip code is invalid and my essay is too short.

Yup, that sounds about right.
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Old 05-05-2004, 12:03 PM   #62 (permalink)
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I'm only 73% compatable with myself....damn.
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Old 05-05-2004, 12:13 PM   #63 (permalink)
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I'm only 73% compatable with myself....damn.
Me too! Of course, I'm not looking for a guy, so that should knock the rating down. If I listed myself as bi, that might increase the rating...
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:02 AM   #64 (permalink)
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No one should consider the "boy next door" apparently. Shit...

I guess that means I'm screwed. Anyone got the number for the Jesuits? I think its time to go be a priest and give up.


Has anyone figured out wtf a "woo" is? You only get 3, so I don't want to waste it on the cracked-out, one-eyed bozo look-alike if its something cool.
It sends a private message in that system to that person, suggesting they should check you out. You have 3 now, if you use 1 it will come back in a few days.

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You get higher matches if you answer the questions more. My highest matches are 89% now.
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Old 05-06-2004, 04:35 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Okay, I'll play and I've answered 200 questions (honestly).

Can anyone beat that?

my name is: supashakey
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Old 05-06-2004, 04:55 AM   #66 (permalink)
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I"m wiith Mr. O'Rights as "The Loverboy"...bleh. (ID: kulrblind1)

Also: I'm a 94% match with me! Wooohooo! I should get along with myself just fine, I guess. Well, most of the time.

jwoody: I'm at 432 questions. Where has the week gone??
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Old 05-06-2004, 05:34 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Fine I'm "IhateThis2" -someone send me mail because nobody else is.
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:58 AM   #68 (permalink)
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Heheheh, cool!
I just found one of my friends on here.
We're actually a pretty good match, 71%.

I haven't uploaded a picture yet, so I'm kinda anonymous. I might message her, and see if she can guess who I am (very likely as I mention what course I do in college). Or maybe I shouldn't let on that I know her at all...
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Old 05-06-2004, 12:36 PM   #69 (permalink)
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So what kind of person are you and who are you attracted to? (TEST)

Oh well -- here are my results:

Your results are in!

The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)


Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Your exact opposite:

The Backrubber



Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:




Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.


FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure
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Old 05-06-2004, 12:37 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:06 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Yeah...I got loverboy as well.
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:13 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Quote:
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Okay, I'll play and I've answered 200 questions (honestly).

Can anyone beat that?

my name is: supashakey
When you go to bed at 6:30 am, you have a lot of free quiet time on your hands during the night...

I answered all 900 something questions
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:46 PM   #73 (permalink)
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Yep, just as I expected - The Boy Next Door, Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm).

Pretty accurate too.

I am on there as HerringThrower. Romantic name, no?
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:53 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Yet another poolboy.
Time to find some matches near me now!
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Old 05-06-2004, 01:59 PM   #75 (permalink)
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"Last man on earth" here,

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you

blunt aint it, though not entirely true
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Old 05-06-2004, 02:04 PM   #76 (permalink)
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I just find taking these personality tests amusing. I'm supposedly a "gentleman" but I couldn't use dy156, because that was the same as my email. I thought about ez267, sort of a HAL/IBM thing, but I didn't want to have something there that said "ez"
Instead, I'm "btpds156"
has anyone figured out how to see all the personality types, I'm just curious, about that and the factors they use too. When I click on Deliberate, for example, it does nothing
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Old 05-06-2004, 04:51 PM   #77 (permalink)
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I'm really not very evil, no matter what the test says... REALLY!!!

The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)


Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.


Your exact opposite:
The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.



If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.
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Old 05-06-2004, 05:21 PM   #78 (permalink)
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The Loverboy
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Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.

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I dont believe it.

oh, i'm tisonlyi on it.
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:28 PM   #79 (permalink)
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The Pool Boy
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thats me. i hate it when people are right...

*edit* im animosity190

not that i will ever go back to that site.
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:33 PM   #80 (permalink)
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I've got an 81% match with a chick in my town. I haven't "wooed" her yet though...
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