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Old 05-06-2004, 07:47 PM   #81 (permalink)
Cautiously soaring
 
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Location: exploring my new home in SF
ruggerp11 on there

/Jumps into pool

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Old 05-06-2004, 09:12 PM   #82 (permalink)
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I am the boy next door
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:16 PM   #83 (permalink)
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The Boy Next Door
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Old 05-07-2004, 04:45 AM   #84 (permalink)
Lust Puppy
 
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Location: in your closet and in your head...
You are:

The Loverboy (Random Gentle Love Master)

I'm not to sure it has me all wrong too damm many questions though! Now I'm answering even more so they can find my ideal match.

i never even had a question that asked, Are you with your
ideal mate now?
Why try and hook me up when I've got the perfect mate?
20 years plenty of fights,and makeups and we are still
holding our heads high!
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Old 05-07-2004, 05:09 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Location: Yonder
I'm "The Loverboy", just like Bill O'Rights.

I can't tell if it's a good hit, or if I only like it because it's generally flattering...

Of the girls who've posted on this thread, Suviko is my best match, but that's only 58%! Hell, my best match worldwide is a 19-year-old girl from Michigan who I match at 67%... And there's NOBODY local on the site.

Good thing I've got a girl I'm a 99.9% match with already!
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:04 PM   #86 (permalink)
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i'm the random brutal sex master.. genghis khunt if you will...
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:09 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Location: at home
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Originally posted by ratbastid
Good thing I've got a girl I'm a 99.9% match with already!
Okay, I'm just gonna say... you two give me hope of an awesome relationship someday.
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Old 05-07-2004, 11:53 PM   #88 (permalink)
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I'm Sixed. an I'm a peach.
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Old 05-08-2004, 11:33 AM   #89 (permalink)
Bringer of good Moos...
 
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Location: Midlands, UK
My handle: cowudders

I'm "The Gentleman" apparently


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For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side,
Up to there, 100% correct!

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and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too.
Now we're dropping off a bit. I was a virgin when I got married!

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Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.
I'm married! I've now been married for 8 months, and am with the only person who ever stayed with me for more than 3 months... ;-( (sob)

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It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut.
Maybe - I've always had thoughts about interesting stuff but never done any. I'm just straight and boring!

My ideal partner is apparently the "Maid of Honour".
My wife took the test and got just that!
Can't be too wrong then... :-)
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Old 05-09-2004, 04:08 AM   #90 (permalink)
follower of the child's crusade?
 
The Boy Next Door
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That actually sounds pretty realistic, and pretty good

my handle there is StrangeFamous
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Old 05-09-2004, 04:58 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Location: NW10

The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)

Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.

If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.
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Old 05-09-2004, 05:26 AM   #92 (permalink)
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I am The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSDm)

Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.

You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.

Your exact opposite:
The Loverboy

Random Gentle Love Master
You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.
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Old 05-09-2004, 06:02 AM   #93 (permalink)
follower of the child's crusade?
 
My ideal match looked fairly cool, although on the downside she lives in Ohio and I live in England...
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Old 05-09-2004, 11:17 AM   #94 (permalink)
Irresponsible
 
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The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet
Not bad, though my hormones have been fighting my brain for supremacy lately.

I'm yotta
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Old 05-10-2004, 02:04 PM   #95 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: belgium
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The Sudden Departure

Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)



Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.


You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you
Great... in other words, i'm a bitch, but one with a good hart
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Old 05-10-2004, 02:52 PM   #96 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: everywhere else
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
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Old 05-10-2004, 03:21 PM   #97 (permalink)
Rawr!
 
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Location: Edmontania
Wound up as the Billy Goat. It doesn't really fit me, but what can ya do. If anyone wants to chat, hit up my message box @ Carewren.
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Old 06-27-2005, 10:28 PM   #98 (permalink)
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drawn and redrawn
 
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Location: Some where in Southern California
damn you people for getting me hooked to this site. And to top it off, it hates my browser (Opera).

And for some reason, none of my matches are more than 65%. The label it gave me really, er, got to me. So I retook the test.

It now calls me,

The Boy Next Door
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Old 06-27-2005, 11:17 PM   #99 (permalink)
Four of Wands
 
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Location: Somewhere entirely too hot.
It's got me pegged pretty well. But I ain't tellin' who I am there. Ha, ha!
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Old 06-29-2005, 11:05 AM   #100 (permalink)
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Location: United States, East Coast, New Jersey
The pool boy.

Yeah that is me saddly engough
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Old 07-17-2005, 04:47 PM   #101 (permalink)
It's All About The Ass!!
 
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Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
Hmm wheres the link to this again?

Asta!!
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Old 07-20-2005, 02:03 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Location: Grey Britain
The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)


Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.


Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet

CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph

/weeps

They even got the picture right.

Why do I always fail personality tests?
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Old 07-20-2005, 06:37 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Location: my Lady's manor
The Boy Next Door

". . . More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not. "

ew

Being a grandfather with grey in his beard, and an attic dweller on top of that - well I just hope I don't find myself sleepwalking with that terrible possibility listed in my resume
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Old 07-20-2005, 07:24 AM   #104 (permalink)
"I'm sorry. What was the question?"
 
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Location: Paradise Regained
Poolboy. But I maybe lied a bit. Okay, a lot.
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Old 07-20-2005, 09:20 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Location: Oregon
I am the Sonnet.

A linky for my profile:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=5412988841334746005
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Old 11-04-2005, 01:21 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Location: The Cosmos
I am the Backrubber. All your back are belong to me.
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Old 11-04-2005, 02:16 PM   #107 (permalink)
peekaboo
 
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Location: on the back, bitch
The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)


Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.


Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

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Old 11-16-2005, 08:12 PM   #108 (permalink)
Minion of the scaléd ones
 
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Location: Northeast Jesusland
OK, I'll bite. I am Bassvarlet.

CSFlim - We're an 81% friends match. To bad it's such a long swim from here to there, or we'd have to hoist a pint.

Today the Part of Cinnamon Girl will be played by Cinnakins - 80% friends match, which is strange, since your type is on my type's always avoid list.

Strange Famous! 80%! w00T! But, as I said, awful long swim.

OneSnowyowl - 82% Friends. And a very long walk from here.

Well good deal. Nuff of that for now.
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Old 11-18-2005, 12:01 AM   #109 (permalink)
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"Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman."

Well aint that nice. Now gotta read the rest of this post. Addictive: yes.
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