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K-Wise 07-17-2005 04:47 PM

Hmm wheres the link to this again?

Asta!!

John Henry 07-20-2005 02:03 AM

The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)


Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.


Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet

CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph

/weeps

They even got the picture right.

Why do I always fail personality tests?

kramus 07-20-2005 06:37 AM

The Boy Next Door

". . . More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not. "

ew

Being a grandfather with grey in his beard, and an attic dweller on top of that - well I just hope I don't find myself sleepwalking with that terrible possibility listed in my resume :hmm:

Daoust 07-20-2005 07:24 AM

Poolboy. But I maybe lied a bit. Okay, a lot.

snowy 07-20-2005 09:20 AM

I am the Sonnet.

A linky for my profile:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=5412988841334746005

Zeraph 11-04-2005 01:21 PM

I am the Backrubber. All your back are belong to me.

ngdawg 11-04-2005 02:16 PM

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)


Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.


Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

:hmm:

Tophat665 11-16-2005 08:12 PM

OK, I'll bite. I am Bassvarlet.

CSFlim - We're an 81% friends match. To bad it's such a long swim from here to there, or we'd have to hoist a pint.

Today the Part of Cinnamon Girl will be played by Cinnakins - 80% friends match, which is strange, since your type is on my type's always avoid list.

Strange Famous! 80%! w00T! But, as I said, awful long swim.

OneSnowyowl - 82% Friends. And a very long walk from here.

Well good deal. Nuff of that for now.

jujueye 11-18-2005 12:01 AM

"Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman."

Well aint that nice. Now gotta read the rest of this post. Addictive: yes.


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