OkCupid - How well TFPers match with you?
 

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I'm The Peach

I am "The Slow Dancer"

I refuse to say because it got me so wrong

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:( painfully true.

I'm ninety09x

"The Loverboy"

Hot.

I'm absorbentishe of course!!

I'm csflim.

The Pool Boy! I don't even have a pool!

The Backrubber


And ya know, its not really that far off. It puts to much emphasis on the sexual side of things, but whatever. Its only a test.

dammit dammit dammit

It nailed me.

"The Boy Next Door"

I'm Tritium on that site, btw.

The Slow Dancer
very close :D

I'm Latch on the site.

classic.

The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)



all rightty...............bend over

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)


Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.

Hmm, I think my results were skewed due to the fact I've been sexually frustrated for the past month or so. maybe I'll take the test later with a clear head...

Did they say something nasty about you too?

I'm the pool boy, Random Gentle Sex Dreamer.

The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDf)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come. [fair amount of love experience for somebody of 26? Well that's just sad]

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. [unfortunatly]Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. [I guess that's not a good thing?]Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns. sigh, yeah :(]

Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

hmm i gott

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)


Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

And my number one match on that site, out of no doubt thousands of people, from around the word is....

...Drum Roll Please...

...an Asian transgendered bisexual.


Great. Thanks. I'll just try to keep an open mind I guess.

/Isn't kidding

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer

All peaches and maids of honor apply within...

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)

Im a pool boy? Alright then.. everyone in the pool ;)

poolboy here~ :)

Yeah? My best local match has this as his typical Friday: "snorting coke off a hookers ass"

poolboy here too...

The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDm)


Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.

We call you "The Backrubber" because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you'd meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.


Your exact opposite:
The Vapor Trail

Random Brutal Love Master

Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You'd enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn't require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON'T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that's fine too.

Though you're not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you'll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Peach

CONSIDER: The Playstation

Im also a pool boy. haha

Interesting. I don't have a single match, and I've answered 100 questions? Wow, this thing IS accurate!

Wait a bit. It might run database checks on some server schedule.

I think it said it was supposed to do updates every 10 minutes, but the batch size for the searches are coming up as 0. I knew I was incompatable, but geeze, I figured there'd be SOMEBODY remotely suiting!

Maid of Honor:

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.


I need to make crack take this now :)

The Vapor Trail....not as accurate as I would have thought. Of course it is a free internet test....

<img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGLDf.gif">
<h4>The Window Shopper </h4>

This looks like the old sparkmatch thing.

Did anyone catch this?

And it's a link to match.com, lol.

I'll post results later.

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)


Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Dirty Little Secret and The Playstation.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss

Your exact opposite:

The False Messiah
Deliberate Brutal Love Master

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)


Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.


Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.


CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.


Damn, pretty close ; ) Esp about the socks part ; )

Yeah. Its run by the same people.

I forgot to paste this before... Not sure how true this is though...


The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)

Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.

Your exact opposite:
The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master
But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.



If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.

10 years into a marriage and typing this with my left hand becase I am cuddling a two year old napping chaos elemental on my right, and I am a RBLMm? Vapor trail? I think not.

For the record, in case anyone wants to look me up. I am BassVarlet.

Thanks for the new addiction, suviko. I've found an 88% match no more than 15 minutes away. Of course, she is 15 years younger than I am, but seems pretty neat. Might send her a message, might not.

OK, I'm on (as redlemon, of course), and I'm...

The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)
Sounds pretty correct to me.
Hey... how YOU doin'?

I'm on there as AngelHands.

THE SONNET DGLD
Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

johnnyrockstar

Cowboy

Forgot to mention, I'm on there as WarWagon.

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)
Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions and am always right , and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be in Romance novels and lame television movies, otherwise it doesn't exist . This will frighten away most potential mates generally it's my bitchy personality that does that , but that's okay yes, it is , because you're very choosy with your affections anyway . You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance a girl's gotta have her standards .


Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you because they can spoil me rotten and I can have them for breakfast, gawd that kind of person would drive me nuts. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate to a point, but eventually a person has to get over themselves, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual Ok, i'll give them that , even adventurously so is there a better way to be sensual?.

You probably have lots of female friends nope, not a one , and they have a special soft spot for you nope, most women don't like my honesty. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls if screaming at the top of their lungs and pooping in their diapers means they have a soft spot for me, then OK .


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

(i'm on there as maleficent64)

verminxvermin...the boy next door...no shit.

Guess I should have lied more.

No one should consider the "boy next door" apparently. Shit...

I guess that means I'm screwed. Anyone got the number for the Jesuits? I think its time to go be a priest and give up.


Has anyone figured out wtf a "woo" is? You only get 3, so I don't want to waste it on the cracked-out, one-eyed bozo look-alike if its something cool.

another backrubber here...
relatively accurate here

Interesting, seems I'm the only one here who got this type (being the only one kind of goes with the title I guess) :D

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBSDm.gif
FACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should've asked her out.

I am da1special1
I was the peach.

So... what are the "woo" things? Anyone?

the Window Shopper, wtf?

As far I can tell, it just sends a PM to the person saying "woo".

I've been on a day and a half, and still no matches. I must suck.

Also, I've been looking up all the female members that have posted in this thread. Everyone results in a match rating of 50-60%. And, even weirder, my 'best match' is supposed to be the "Maid of Honor", which matches CinnamonGirl, but she had the lowest percent-match with me of everyone I've tried.

I don't get OKCupid.

Oh! CinnamonGirl was already taken, so my name on that site is "Cinnakins."

crack & I only had a 50% match...d'oh!

I've got a 60% with you now. You mean you aren't a "20, female, bisexual from Mumbai, India"? There goes my fantasies... ;)

Anyone get a match over 60% yet?

Here's what the woo thing does:

WarWagon,

----------- just wooed you! Uncanny.

Maybe you should check out her profile.

-OKCupid


By the way, qtpye4u84, we're only a 47% match, but you are one of the hottest chicks I've seen in a while.

My zip code is invalid and my essay is too short.

Yup, that sounds about right.

I'm only 73% compatable with myself....damn.

Me too! Of course, I'm not looking for a guy, so that should knock the rating down. If I listed myself as bi, that might increase the rating...

It sends a private message in that system to that person, suggesting they should check you out. You have 3 now, if you use 1 it will come back in a few days.

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You get higher matches if you answer the questions more. My highest matches are 89% now.

Okay, I'll play and I've answered 200 questions (honestly).

Can anyone beat that?

my name is: supashakey

I"m wiith Mr. O'Rights as "The Loverboy"...bleh. (ID: kulrblind1)

Also: I'm a 94% match with me! Wooohooo! I should get along with myself just fine, I guess. Well, most of the time.

jwoody: I'm at 432 questions. Where has the week gone??

Fine I'm "IhateThis2" -someone send me mail because nobody else is.

Heheheh, cool!
I just found one of my friends on here.
We're actually a pretty good match, 71%.

I haven't uploaded a picture yet, so I'm kinda anonymous. I might message her, and see if she can guess who I am (very likely as I mention what course I do in college). Or maybe I shouldn't let on that I know her at all...

So what kind of person are you and who are you attracted to? (TEST)
 

Oh well -- here are my results:

Your results are in!

The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)
http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RBLMm.gif

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Your exact opposite:

The Backrubber
http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGSDm_thumb.gif


Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:

http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/vapor_graph_her.gif


Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.


FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure

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Yeah...I got loverboy as well.

When you go to bed at 6:30 am, you have a lot of free quiet time on your hands during the night...

I answered all 900 something questions :o :lol:

Yep, just as I expected - The Boy Next Door, Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm).

Pretty accurate too.

I am on there as HerringThrower. Romantic name, no?

Yet another poolboy.
Time to find some matches near me now!

"Last man on earth" here,

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you

blunt aint it, though not entirely true :D

I just find taking these personality tests amusing. I'm supposedly a "gentleman" but I couldn't use dy156, because that was the same as my email. I thought about ez267, sort of a HAL/IBM thing, but I didn't want to have something there that said "ez"
Instead, I'm "btpds156"
has anyone figured out how to see all the personality types, I'm just curious, about that and the factors they use too. When I click on Deliberate, for example, it does nothing

I'm really not very evil, no matter what the test says... REALLY!!!

The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLDm)


Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.

Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic--and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you're passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.


Your exact opposite:
The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

But we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You've had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don't really have it together.

It's up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you've heard our advice.



If you stay...
ALWAYS AVOID: The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure.

The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)

Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.

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I dont believe it.

oh, i'm tisonlyi on it.

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)

thats me. i hate it when people are right...

*edit* im animosity190

not that i will ever go back to that site.

I've got an 81% match with a chick in my town. I haven't "wooed" her yet though... :)

ruggerp11 on there

/Jumps into pool

IMA POOLBOY!

I am the boy next door

The Boy Next Door

You are:

The Loverboy (Random Gentle Love Master)

I'm not to sure it has me all wrong too damm many questions though! Now I'm answering even more so they can find my ideal match.

i never even had a question that asked, Are you with your
ideal mate now?
Why try and hook me up when I've got the perfect mate?
20 years plenty of fights,and makeups and we are still
holding our heads high!

I'm "The Loverboy", just like Bill O'Rights.

I can't tell if it's a good hit, or if I only like it because it's generally flattering...

Of the girls who've posted on this thread, Suviko is my best match, but that's only 58%! Hell, my best match worldwide is a 19-year-old girl from Michigan who I match at 67%... And there's NOBODY local on the site.

Good thing I've got a girl I'm a 99.9% match with already!

i'm the random brutal sex master.. genghis khunt if you will...

Okay, I'm just gonna say... you two give me hope of an awesome relationship someday. :)

I'm Sixed. an I'm a peach.

My handle: cowudders

I'm "The Gentleman" apparently
http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGLMm.gif

Up to there, 100% correct!

Now we're dropping off a bit. I was a virgin when I got married!

I'm married! I've now been married for 8 months, and am with the only person who ever stayed with me for more than 3 months... ;-( (sob)

Maybe - I've always had thoughts about interesting stuff but never done any. I'm just straight and boring!

My ideal partner is apparently the "Maid of Honour".
My wife took the test and got just that!
Can't be too wrong then... :-)

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

That actually sounds pretty realistic, and pretty good :)

my handle there is StrangeFamous

I am The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSDm)

Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.

You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.

Your exact opposite:
The Loverboy

Random Gentle Love Master
You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.

My ideal match looked fairly cool, although on the downside she lives in Ohio and I live in England...

Not bad, though my hormones have been fighting my brain for supremacy lately.

I'm yotta ;)

Great... in other words, i'm a bitch, but one with a good hart :rolleyes:

Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

Wound up as the Billy Goat. It doesn't really fit me, but what can ya do. If anyone wants to chat, hit up my message box @ Carewren.

damn you people for getting me hooked to this site. And to top it off, it hates my browser (Opera).

And for some reason, none of my matches are more than 65%. The label it gave me really, er, got to me. So I retook the test.

It now calls me,

The Boy Next Door

It's got me pegged pretty well. But I ain't tellin' who I am there. :p Ha, ha!

The pool boy.

Yeah that is me saddly engough