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Old 04-22-2004, 04:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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what is your animal personality

http://www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp


me?

i am either a warthog or a crocodile.

if i had to chose i would be a crocodile just because of the famous crocodilians.

Famous Crocodiles
Osama Bin Ladin, Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, Al Capone.

but some of the warthog jobs are cool too.
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I was Wild Cat or Baboon but maybe Dolphin...... I'd go with Wild Cat but if you look at who was famous people for that and no for wild cat. Baboon is comedians and I might be that. But I'm going with Dolphin.... whose list includes :
Yasmin Bleeth, Cameron Diaz, Burt Reynolds, Dan Marino, David Hasselhoff.

I'd like to be on that list but never going to happen
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm either a Badger or an Otter personality, but my also be a swan.

Famous Badgers
Matt Dillon, Joe Pesci, Napoleon Bonaparte, Robert DeNiro, Oliver North

Famous Otters
Leonardo DiCaprio, Meg Ryan, Jennifer Aniston, Goldi Hawn.


Personally, I prefer the Otter.

"As lovers, otters are tenacious and have remarkably vital libidos. Unafraid of expressing their needs, they have little tolerance for selfish people and are attracted those creative enough to fulfill their sexual appetites. Among the aquatic animals, the lusty dolphin provides endless fun while the terrestrial fox proves to be a challenging and sexy companion. In a relationship, the otter will willingly stray into dangerous waters, betting that its instincts will see it though. But, for the most part it prefers the familiar shallows of a predictable association with the semi-aquatic beaver or sea lion."

*ahem* Any Dolphins or Foxes, please raise your hands.
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd be an elephant ( kinda makes you feel fat too!)

Description
An elephant personality is a person whose deliberate movements exude confidence and calm in all aspects of his or her life. While maybe not the king of the animal word, it is surely a member of the royal family. With an imposing physical presence and kind, spiritual demeanor, it moves easily through life where few barriers can hold it back.

Careers and Hobbies
Manager Judge
Musician Business executive
Politician Leader

Singing Family
Art appreciation Fine dining


Famous Elephants
Indira Ghandi, Golda Meir, Pavoratti.
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Old 04-22-2004, 06:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm a horse.

Much of the description does a good job at describing my personality.

"Horses are those strong, capable people that breeze through life with envious ease. But a closer look at these free-spirited personalities finds surprisingly complicated individuals that are sensitive to criticism and hate to be ignored.

No one should say anything behind the horse's back though, for its sense of hearing is fiercely acute and its temper carries quite a kick. Friendly, sensible, and ticklish, horses insist at taking charge of their lives unless a special someone comes along and takes control. "

Though life has not been easy I tend to push hard to get past the rough spots. I can have a temper but it rarely shows its head. (Now that I say that I realize how often I've become irritated lately - Hmmm) At any rate, I find many of the jobs, interests and hobbies to be some of mine as well. Except for politics. I find the dissention irritating but that's politics. Swimming is one of my most favorite activities as well. I have always enjoyed and felt at ease around horses. If only our income would accomodate us owning one or two.
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Old 04-22-2004, 06:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hippopotomus

Description
Hippos are highly complex creatures, easily recognizable by their large bodies and slow-moving lifestyles. While hippos aren't the only animal personalities with such grand frames, they are self conscious about their ballast, disguising it with loose clothing and by avoiding of social interactions.

Most hippos never really accept themselves for who they are. Traditionally viewed as jolly fat people, they have tried every diet on the market. But, the hippo's heart is a cauldron of powerfully conflicting feelings and the average hippo loves to wallow in this emotional stew. It's not that a hippo gets angry more often than others do, it's just that its anger is magnified to an outrageous degree. In fact, the wild variety of hippo kills more people than any other predator in Africa, including the malevolent crocodile. But, even with this occasionally destructive behavior, there is no bigger heart that beats in the animal kingdom.

Everything about the hippo is big and slow but once it has gained momentum, watch out! Its performance in the boudoir is no exception and the hippo's mate must be able to handle some fierce lovin'. When it mates, it prefers others of equally oversized dimensions such as elephants and rhinoceroses, but is best suited for marriage with water-based animals like sea lions and dolphins. It is the ponderous walrus, however, that is its ideal mate, for it shares the hippo's passion for food and opulence. Think Tom and Roseanne.

Famous Hippos
Roseanne, Shelly Winters, Julia Childs.
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Old 04-22-2004, 06:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Either a Bear or a Lion personality.

Obviously right on the money

-bear
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Old 04-22-2004, 06:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You are either a Rooster or a Warthog personality.
But you may also be a Baboon personality.
Doesn't that just say it all?

I'm either a cock, a pig or a fucking monkey...


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Old 04-22-2004, 07:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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You are either a Penguin or a Beaver personality.
But you may also be a Sheep personality.

Well ain't that wonderful
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
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LOL kaos we almost have the same thing.

You are either a Sheep or a Beaver personality.
But you may also be a Penguin personality.
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kaos
You are either a Penguin or a Beaver personality.
But you may also be a Sheep personality.

Well ain't that wonderful
i hear ya, Kaos.
<strike>expect</strike> ex<b>c</b>ept mine was penguin or sheep.
or may also be a beaver

kind of limiting test questions with interest results that are far off base for me... oh well.
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:25 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me on the charge of furry-dom. I can't have that.
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:34 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm an Otter or a Bat. I think the Otter describes me better, but they need some more options in their questions!
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Old 04-22-2004, 07:38 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I'm an otter, like Leo DiCaprio and Jennifer Aniston..........awwww
 
Old 04-22-2004, 07:47 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Wolf for me.


Description
The rugged wolf is athletic, good-looking and brims with self-confidence. A close relative of the domestic dog, it is stronger and more aggressive, managing to generate notoriety wherever it marks its territory. The wolf's dark reputation is mainly due to jealousy of its consistent success in work and romance. A wolf in full stride is quite impressive. Firing orders at subordinates while on the phone to customers -- no one can get the job done quite as efficiently as the wolf.

With an innate understanding of the value of teamwork, it's always ready to take its place in the chain of command -- either as leader or as simply a member of the pack. When a wolf decides to innovate, it makes sure that it has the backing of a capable team. In many ways, President Bush is an example of a wolf who owes much of his success to his team of lawyers, advisors, and supporters. This wolf is clear-headed and strong-minded -- always willing to compromise in the interests of getting a job done.

The wolf insists on fidelity from its mate, but even after its partner has sworn its devotion, the wolf must battle its canine hormones that drive it to distraction. On the positive side of the ledger, the wolf makes a gallant effort to remain faithful; satisfying its haunting need for romance through its strong platonic friendships. (At least that's what we're told) Deep down though, the wolf is still a puppy dog and its controlled exterior often masks a sentimental emotional core.

Wolves are facially expressive and readily communicate their emotional states with body language. They work hard at developing their social relationships, although, unlike their cousin the dog, they are quick to anger when they sense threats to the social order. When confrontations occurs, they sometimes react suddenly and violently, barking displeasure at offending subordinates. Close companions know to avoid their biting tongue until they resume their normal gregarious behavior.

Friendly and generous with those they consider to be peers, they have a tendency to show scant regard to those beneath them on the food chain. Sheep, deer, cottontails, prairie dogs and other small mammals are thus advised to show them appropriate respect, or risk being overwhelmed by their aggressive natures.

The wolf pulls no punches when communicating with its peers, for there is nothing that a wolf detests more than a yes-man. The truth must be told and damn the consequences. Those unable to handle its steely straightforward style are quickly relegated to the rear of the pack, while those who demonstrate courage are allowed to run alongside. Lions, eagles, wild dogs, tigers and bears are among the wolf's first choices as teammates in the race of life.

Careers and Hobbies
Law enforcement Soldier
Medical fields Trial Lawyer

Team sports Outdoor activities
Theater Debating

Famous Wolves
Christian Slater, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton
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Old 04-23-2004, 01:42 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Congratulations. (You passed the test.)
You are either a Gorilla or a Fox personality.
But you may also be a Horse personality.

I like the Fox...

Fox
Genera and species: Vulpes Vulpes
Collective Term: A skulk of foxes

Description
Appealing and cerebral and of average size, the fox is a close relative of both the wolf and dog personalities and displays typical canine qualities of loyalty, passion and creativity. Largely misunderstood to be a shy, retreating individual, it's the fox's unique stature as a small carnivore that defines its survival strategy. Because it cannot succeed in the world using brute force alone, it must rely on its sharp mind and engaging personality to garner resources, and it consequently spends a lot of time in its head -- giving the impression that it's trying to outsmart its friends. So the fox is often surprised to learn that its intellectual pursuits are intimidating.

So, the fox tempers its serious nature with a sardonic sense of humor and engaging playfulness while interacting with its eclectic community. It expects others to be as honest about their strengths and shortcomings as it is of its own, and while these high expectations don't make the fox a snob, it expects its friends to first demonstrate their worthiness before returning the favor with loyalty and devotion.

Foxes are typically successful in the work place but their competitiveness and ambition sometimes makes coworkers feel belittled. They would never deliberately take advantage of others, but their single-mindedness often blinds them to their feelings. So they thrive in their own businesses and like to surround themselves with family and friends in these ventures. Although they demand consensus in all decisions, they dominate discussions and steer the plans to reflect their own agenda.

A discussion with a fox is invariably stimulating and challenging. Its great curiosity and worldly experience makes it a wonderful conversationalist and it's able to hold forth on a number of different topics with ease. Sometimes, however, the fox will view a conversation as a competitive challenge, which proves to be off-putting and annoying to its companions.



Careers and Hobbies
Computer programmer Lawyer
Doctor Advertising

Chess Gambling
Debating Jeopardy
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Old 04-23-2004, 05:03 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Ok... any WOMEN who are a dolphin or fox personality, feel free to raise your hand.
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Old 04-23-2004, 05:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Great, I'm a fuckin' hippo.
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Old 04-24-2004, 05:54 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
You musta' broke it!
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Old 04-25-2004, 11:58 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I'm either a bear or zebra. I choose the bear because there were more similarities between our personalities than with the zebra.
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Old 04-25-2004, 08:26 PM   #21 (permalink)
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You are either a Beaver or a Prairie Dog personality.
But you may also be a Dog personality.

I think the prairie dog was the most accurate though.
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Old 04-25-2004, 09:01 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I am either a Vulture or a Hippo personality.
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Old 04-25-2004, 09:37 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I am a vulture....

...So the vulture prefers to maintain its distance and keep its relationships on a superficial level. This further adds to its reputation as a creature that swoops in, takes what it needs, and disappears. ...
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Old 04-26-2004, 06:29 PM   #24 (permalink)
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im a fox or a horse
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Old 04-27-2004, 02:15 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I'm a fox or a baboon.
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Old 04-27-2004, 03:59 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Bear, Lion or perhaps a Fox...

I'm going with Bear (except for their description on the nookie stakes )

What time of year is it?

Oooohh... Fish for tea.
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Old 04-28-2004, 04:58 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Hmmm...I'm either a mountain goat or a horse, but I may also be...a mouse.

I actually kind of like the mouse description:

Physically small and emotionally timid, mice personalities adopt a typically rodent pattern of self-reliance in order to survive. Their canny minds have long since learned that the only free cheese is to be found in a mousetrap and they wouldn't dream of depending on others for support. This independence is quite understandable, given that they get so little respect from others.

There can never be enough money in the mouse's' bank account. Like their rodent cousins the packrats, mice are manic about hoarding their resources and planning for the future. If anyone were to look inside a mouse's garage they'd be struck by the mountains of old newspapers, boxes, and broken tools piled to the ceiling. These objects represent security and peace of mind for the mouse, and parting with them would be like separating from a lover. Consequently, they are often seen scurrying around swap meets and garage sales, eagerly adding to their collection.

Physically small and emotionally timid, mice are unassuming and plain. As youngsters, they were endearingly cute, although in their later years, their smallish features fail to mature with the rest of their body. As it ages, it'll probably evolve into a mousy haired elder going quietly about his or her business. Their work environments are always neat and well organized and they take great care to ensure that things are always in their correct place. They are creatures of habit and need schedules and routines to make them feel in control, but with their small personalities, find it difficult to compete in the commercial sector. Consequently, mice almost never own their own businesses, relying instead on the abilities of larger animal personalities to lead the way.

It's easy to dismiss all mice as milquetoast, but every now and then an argumentative individual will proves just the opposite. And an enraged mouse is quite a sight. Sure, it doesn't trigger the same threat level as a charging rhino, but you have to respect it for trying. Although it might be quivering with fury, even an angry mouse cannot conceal its innate gentility. Its eyes seem to be smiling even at the height of its anger and it's so damn cute that you just want to pick it up and tickle it. "
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Old 04-28-2004, 10:27 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I am a Bear, pretty close to the truth too.
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Old 04-28-2004, 10:31 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Matt Dillon, Joe Pesci, Napoleon Bonaparte, Robert DeNiro, Oliver North
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Old 04-28-2004, 01:58 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Rooster here.

Yay! I'm a cock!
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Old 04-28-2004, 03:22 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I'm a wolf. And a bear. And a wild dog.
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Old 05-10-2004, 10:16 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I'm either a badger or a bat, maybe a sheep.... I thought bat described me the best though:

Description
This is a decidedly unconformist creature, for as an airborne personality, the bat tends to look down at the conventions of the ground animals. And yet, since it is not a true bird and having not mastered the art of smooth controlled flight, it often appears awkward in social situations. (Hence the term -- acting batty). But as compensation for this social ungainliness, many bat personalities sport a built-in radar, which enables them to intuitively read the motivations of others.

Identifying bat personalities is not difficult. Being nocturnal creatures, they come alive at night and can be spotted in underground clubs or dimly lit bars. They prefer the sanctuary of dark clothing and dark corners, and you'll never see a bat sporting a heavy tan. These are intelligent, spiritual, creative individuals who use their full range of senses (other than their poor eyesight) to carefully navigate their way through life.

Bats have a habit of flitting in and out of social situations, swooping down to interact briefly with others before quickly flying off to resume their bat lives. Unassertive and aloof, they'll take flight at the first hint of a confrontation to seek comfort in their personal spaces that are decorated in unusual but expressive ways. The bat's sixth sense gives it a number of advantages in its work, and its insightful nature enables it to understand others better than it understands itself.

In the romance department, bats are enamored with the idea of love more than they are with its colder realities. Decidedly untraditional, they are prone to flights of extraordinary fantasy -- and it's not the traditional Ken and Barbie type of romance that tickles its fancy either. It's the Bram Stoker kind: dark, moody and gothic.

Bat personalities have an enormous sense of loyalty and if you ever do a favor for a bat, it will never relax until it has paid you back. In fact, in nature, the bat is the only animal (other than man) to demonstrate true altruism when unrelated individuals will unselfishly offer food to a cave-mate without expectation anything in return. This powerful sense of quid pro quo is one of the defining characteristics of the bat personality and anyone should consider themselves lucky to be in a bat's good graces.

Bats have no strong yearning for parenthood, for the kind of ego gratification that comes with having one's own children doesn't appeal to its karmic temperament. They are instead quite content to satisfy their maternal or paternal instincts by adopting or merely baby-sitting. If they do have children, they prove to be perfunctory parents: methodical yet unconventional . Still, bats place great emphasis on ethics and morality and insist that their children be indoctrinated in the values of good citizenship.


Careers and Hobbies
Psychiatrist Artist
Social Worker Archeologist
Writer Musician

Socializing Philosophy
Clubbing Spelunking


Famous Bats
Nostradamus, Gypsy Rose Lee.
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