CSflim

Oh no! You shanked my JengaShip!

The moment I heard of JengaShip, I was intrigued. A magical combination of two of the greatest games of all time, Jenga and Battleship. The question is....how do you play it!?
Imagine my disappointment when I found out that no such game exists! I was devestated! Well only one thing for it: We cannot allow such a brilliant concept go to waste.

We must design the game JengaShip. We must come up with the rules.

You will need:

2 sets of Jenga:


One set of Battleship:


So any ideas of where to go from here?
One thing is for certain, the phrase "You shanked my JengaShip!" must be uttered at least once every game.

GIS for JengaShip:

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bernadette

lemme know when you've worked out the bugs for the online version.

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CSflim

We should probably include Connect 4 in there somehow as well.

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Crack

Do you think chutes and ladders could be added as well?

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CSflim

Aw christ crackprogram! I'm having enough difficulty as it is!

Oh all right then, maybe for the bonus round!

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Kewpie Dan

perhaps for every ship you get a direct hit on you have to take away a jenga block, when a whole ship is sunk you take away two. Whoevers tower falls first loses, the winner gets a grilled cheese sandwich, the loser get kicked in the nuts by a donkey...

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skier

the question is, where do you get a donkey that can make grilled cheese sandwiches?

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bernadette

for love of everything that is holy & not so holy, can you please work this one into the mix, too?

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thanks!

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Fremen

Could the loser also have to drink prune juice?

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Redlemon

I think there's room for a barrel of monkeys in this somewhere...

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Macheath

You've all forgotten the funnest part. The shanking.

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The new rules:

Talking out of turn...that's a shanking. Looking out the window...that's a shanking. Staring at my sandals...that's a shanking. Shanking the Jengaship...ooh, you better believe that's a shanking.

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Kewpie Dan

Fremen, maybe we could make that a two-fer, donkey nuttage while drinking prune juice.

i could see that working...

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KWSN

that game is awesome. especially when you land on the "lesbian watersports" square.

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telekinetic

OK, howbout...we add a one-peg boat (somehow) known as a Jenga Ship...each player sets up their own Jenga, and after every shot, pulls a block. Your one-hole jengaship is 'shanked' either when your jenga stack falls down, or the other person guesses it normally...whichever comes first. Other than that, it's gameplay as usual.

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Grimlok

How about you draw Red Ships on some Ginga pieces and Black Ships on some other Ginga Pieces.

You set the game up normally and take turns pulling.
--Whenever someone pulls out one of the opponents ship... they keep it.
--If you pull out your own ship you keep it and get a point value associated with each ship type.
--If you pull the opponents battle ship you automatically win.
--If you knock the tower down you lose half your points and all points are then counted. The person with the most points after that wins.
--oh... Optional Drinking Rule: If you pull an opponents ship they have to drink the point value associated with it. If you pull the battleship they have to slam a full drink.

Cheers...


Grim
Master Drinking Board Game Designer for the Shamalama Social Club

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CSflim

My friend has this game! I've never played it with her though. I bet it would be pretty damn sweet!

I don't think it could possibly be improved upon, so it cannot be incorporated into JengaShip!

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