Awkward moments for the vain - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Halx · 03-22-2004, 11:04 AM

add your own...

!. Your barber drops dead in the middle of a hair cut

rockogre · 03-22-2004, 11:05 AM

Your doctor says "Hey! This isn't Botox".

Peetster · 03-22-2004, 11:06 AM

You drop your BMW key in the urinal.

hrdwareguy · 03-22-2004, 11:14 AM

After your boob job someone says, "You look different. Did you loose weight?"

Batman976 · 03-22-2004, 12:44 PM

%. Your tailor rips his pants getting your inseam measurement.

bernadette · 03-22-2004, 03:44 PM

you scream FREEBIRD!!! during the middle of a traditional uptight catholic wedding...

<small>mind you, i've never done that, but it is kinda tempting... don't you think?</small>

cchris · 03-22-2004, 04:25 PM

Whilst gesticulating wildly into mobile phone about the multi million deal that just hasta happen.

The phone starts ringing...............................Hmm.

txlovely · 03-22-2004, 07:09 PM

Two words:
Michael Jackson.
One big awkward moment produced by years of insanity+vanity.

Conclamo Ludus · 03-22-2004, 07:33 PM

Your limousine driver quits on you...

at a stoplight.

Crack · 03-23-2004, 11:27 AM

Your prostheic butt implants make it impossible for you to take a shit for 3 weeks, when you finally can shit, you projectile crap a hole in your new pants at the mall...

water_boy1999 · 03-23-2004, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackprogram
Your prostheic butt implants make it impossible for you to take a shit for 3 weeks, when you finally can shit, you projectile crap a hole in your new pants at the mall...

Holy shit that was freaking funny.

After premature ejaculation, asking your partner if it happens to her often.

Fly · 03-23-2004, 02:38 PM

your doctor says "okay,you can cough now"

Conclamo Ludus · 03-23-2004, 07:44 PM

your patient says "okay, you can cough now"

Date the Banana · 03-23-2004, 09:33 PM

your pectoral implants spontaneously deflate in mid-flex.

bparker805 · 03-23-2004, 09:46 PM

...when the trophy wife sunning herself by the pool finds out that the pool guy is gay (after coming on to him of course).

03-22-2004, 11:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Awkward moments for the vain add your own... !. Your barber drops dead in the middle of a hair cut __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

03-22-2004, 11:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Your doctor says "Hey! This isn't Botox". __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

03-22-2004, 11:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
hrdwareguy "Officer, I was in fear for my life" Location: Oklahoma City	After your boob job someone says, "You look different. Did you loose weight?" __________________ Gun Control is hitting what you aim at Aim for the TFP, Donate Today

03-22-2004, 12:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	%. Your tailor rips his pants getting your inseam measurement. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

03-22-2004, 03:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	you scream FREEBIRD!!! during the middle of a traditional uptight catholic wedding... <small>mind you, i've never done that, but it is kinda tempting... don't you think?</small> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-22-2004, 11:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	You drop your BMW key in the urinal.

03-22-2004, 04:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Whilst gesticulating wildly into mobile phone about the multi million deal that just hasta happen. The phone starts ringing...............................Hmm. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

03-22-2004, 07:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
txlovely Insane Location: ...We have a problem.	Two words: Michael Jackson. One big awkward moment produced by years of insanity+vanity. __________________ Cruel words erode self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.

03-22-2004, 07:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Your limousine driver quits on you... at a stoplight. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

03-23-2004, 11:27 AM	#10 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Your prostheic butt implants make it impossible for you to take a shit for 3 weeks, when you finally can shit, you projectile crap a hole in your new pants at the mall... __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

03-23-2004, 02:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	your doctor says "okay,you can cough now" __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-23-2004, 07:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	your patient says "okay, you can cough now" __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

03-23-2004, 09:33 PM	#14 (permalink)
Date the Banana Insane Location: Japan	your pectoral implants spontaneously deflate in mid-flex. __________________ all work and no play make Date something something

03-23-2004, 09:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	...when the trophy wife sunning herself by the pool finds out that the pool guy is gay (after coming on to him of course).