Awkward moments for the vain
 

add your own...

!. Your barber drops dead in the middle of a hair cut

Your doctor says "Hey! This isn't Botox".

You drop your BMW key in the urinal.

After your boob job someone says, "You look different. Did you loose weight?"

%. Your tailor rips his pants getting your inseam measurement.

you scream FREEBIRD!!! during the middle of a traditional uptight catholic wedding...

<small>mind you, i've never done that, but it is kinda tempting... don't you think?</small>

Whilst gesticulating wildly into mobile phone about the multi million deal that just hasta happen.

The phone starts ringing...............................Hmm.

Two words:
Michael Jackson.
One big awkward moment produced by years of insanity+vanity.

Your limousine driver quits on you...


at a stoplight.

Your prostheic butt implants make it impossible for you to take a shit for 3 weeks, when you finally can shit, you projectile crap a hole in your new pants at the mall...

Holy shit that was freaking funny.


After premature ejaculation, asking your partner if it happens to her often.:eek:

your doctor says "okay,you can cough now"

your patient says "okay, you can cough now"

your pectoral implants spontaneously deflate in mid-flex.

...when the trophy wife sunning herself by the pool finds out that the pool guy is gay (after coming on to him of course).