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Awkward moments for the vain
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!. Your barber drops dead in the middle of a hair cut |
Your doctor says "Hey! This isn't Botox".
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You drop your BMW key in the urinal.
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After your boob job someone says, "You look different. Did you loose weight?"
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%. Your tailor rips his pants getting your inseam measurement.
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you scream FREEBIRD!!! during the middle of a traditional uptight catholic wedding...
<small>mind you, i've never done that, but it is kinda tempting... don't you think?</small> |
Whilst gesticulating wildly into mobile phone about the multi million deal that just hasta happen.
The phone starts ringing...............................Hmm. |
Two words:
Michael Jackson. One big awkward moment produced by years of insanity+vanity. |
Your limousine driver quits on you...
at a stoplight. |
Your prostheic butt implants make it impossible for you to take a shit for 3 weeks, when you finally can shit, you projectile crap a hole in your new pants at the mall...
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After premature ejaculation, asking your partner if it happens to her often.:eek: |
your doctor says "okay,you can cough now"
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your patient says "okay, you can cough now"
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your pectoral implants spontaneously deflate in mid-flex.
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...when the trophy wife sunning herself by the pool finds out that the pool guy is gay (after coming on to him of course).
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