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Old 03-07-2004, 09:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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so...what do you think of my balls?

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Old 03-07-2004, 09:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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They're very nice. From your own table?
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Old 03-07-2004, 09:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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They match the rocks in your head

No really, I'll be over about 4:00 to shoot some stick!
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Old 03-07-2004, 09:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I own your balls, and you know it
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Old 03-07-2004, 10:31 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Strange you mention that...

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Old 03-07-2004, 10:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i like the black one. makes a good vase.

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Old 03-07-2004, 12:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I own your balls, and you know it


yeah right....................that's why you chickened out today.

buk,buk,buk.........bukaaaaw..
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Old 03-07-2004, 12:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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No really, I'll be over about 4:00 to shoot some stick!


i'm waiting...........you better hop on that jet now to make it by 4 dude.
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Old 03-09-2004, 06:54 AM   #9 (permalink)
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i hate this fucking 2 ball.






nobody likes blueballs do they?
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Old 03-09-2004, 10:06 AM   #10 (permalink)
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umm, nice rack????
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Old 03-09-2004, 12:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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The Black Widow>

She can rack my balls anytime.
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Old 03-09-2004, 03:11 PM   #12 (permalink)
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whoa! these 2 gots some BIG balls...
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Old 03-09-2004, 03:36 PM   #13 (permalink)
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She can rack my balls anytime.
Mmmmm, I LOOOOVE Jeanette Lee
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Old 03-09-2004, 05:04 PM   #14 (permalink)
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umm, nice rack????
Just what I was going to say.

So what do I think of your balls? I generally try not to. Master Kung say baseball screwed up; man with four balls cannot walk. Pool even worse.

You're four and one half times the man I am.
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Old 03-09-2004, 05:09 PM   #15 (permalink)
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<center><blockquote><i>Well I’m ever upper class high society, God’s gift to ballroom notoriety,
And I always fill my ballroom; The event is never small.
The social pages say I’ve got the biggest balls of all.

I’ve got big balls. Oh I’ve got big balls,
And they’re such big balls - Dirty big balls -
And he’s got big balls, And she’s got big balls,
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all.

And my balls are always bouncing, and my ballroom's always full, And everybody comes and comes again.
If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher.
Everybody says I’ve got, Great balls of fire.

I’ve got big balls. Oh I’ve got big balls,
And they’re such big balls - Dirty big balls -
And he’s got big balls, and she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all.

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress,
But when they’re held for pleasure they’re the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right.
It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

Oh, We've got big balls. We've got big balls.
And they’re such big balls - And they're dirty big balls -
And he’s got big balls, and she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all.

And I’m just itching to tell you about them. Oh we had such wonderful fun. Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
</i></blockquote></center>
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Old 03-09-2004, 05:11 PM   #16 (permalink)
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4 and 1 half eh?

nope!.......i don't think so man.



i figure we're all equal.




......now this is a sweet ball...........the nine...........game of choice around here.



anyone wanna race to five?


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Old 03-09-2004, 05:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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ooo balls smacking together...

hehe, just kiddin
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Old 03-09-2004, 05:21 PM   #18 (permalink)
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ooo balls smacking together...

hehe, just kiddin

no you're not.........you meant that.

i know!
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