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<center><blockquote><i>Well I’m ever upper class high society, God’s gift to ballroom notoriety,
And I always fill my ballroom; The event is never small.
The social pages say I’ve got the biggest balls of all.

I’ve got big balls. Oh I’ve got big balls,
And they’re such big balls - Dirty big balls -
And he’s got big balls, And she’s got big balls,
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all.

And my balls are always bouncing, and my ballroom's always full, And everybody comes and comes again.
If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher.
Everybody says I’ve got, Great balls of fire.

I’ve got big balls. Oh I’ve got big balls,
And they’re such big balls - Dirty big balls -
And he’s got big balls, and she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all.

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress,
But when they’re held for pleasure they’re the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right.
It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

Oh, We've got big balls. We've got big balls.
And they’re such big balls - And they're dirty big balls -
And he’s got big balls, and she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all.

And I’m just itching to tell you about them. Oh we had such wonderful fun. Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
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