Ask Sadistik: A thread that never was alive at one time...
 

Hmm... I am not very preticipative in the TFP.

So... Maybe I am leeching Halx's idea...

Ask me a question, and I will answer.

Will you answer a question?

Yes

really?

will you be dressed when you answer said questions?

will you have pants on your head when you answer said questions?

are you hiding Bones in your underwear?

Is Hal paying you to take over his thread?

what is the gestation period of a ring tailed lemur?

sticky: really.

shanifaye: no

bernadette: yes, pants of the spandex-y material

uncle phil: yes. im hiding him from anne frank. who is in my hat.

paddyjoe: maaaybe

xim: approximately one hundred thirty five days.

Why do cows moo? What's their problem? Thanks.

Whats the meaning of life?

Will you have sex with me if I give you a McGriddle?

OMG! has Bones corrupted Munku?

Are you a chick or a dude?

What does preticipative mean?

is bones really just some nasty virus that lies dormant in select hosts, then invades new victims by sucking their brains out of their nostrils?

If I shake more than three times after taking a leak, is it really considered masterbation?

Do you know who my father is? This is very important to me... :(
You are my last hope Obiwan

Are you sorry that you started this thread yet?

What's the meaning of fat chicks?

Vagina?

Stiltzkin: Cows moo because they have an unusual way of saying "fuck me". Say moo to a cow, and they'll mount you. You're welcome.

Stare At The Sun: The meaning of life is to die.

Munku: Naw, but I bet Bones will.

bernadette: Yes... It's all a conspiracy. MCDonalds is a cover-up corperation for Bones to corrupt Munku.

Astrocloud: Im a dude.

Giant Hamburger: Goddamnit, i speltlt it wrong. I mean participative.

bundy: Yep. Look at Yzerman

tinfoil: Yes... Maybe... No.

crackprogram: Your father is Anakin Skywalker, Leia.

grumpyolddude: Not really. I wasn't really contributing to TFP and I didn't wanna leech porn, ya know? So no, should I be?

How many questions can you answer?

Is it bedtime yet?

I know, I was just finding out how smart you really were...pretty good dude...

sticky(icky icky icky): ALL of them

ShaniFaye: *yawn* FO Real

What does your avatar mean?

i'm intrigued with your disclosed location...
is <b>nowhere</b> a nice place? is the climate fabulous? do they serve pretty drinks with tiny paper umbrellas in nowhere?

Why was there a muffled screaming sound coming from one of bundys' suitcases when he got back from Japan?

Astrocloud: My avatar is the waist section of Haruhaha Haruko, a character of FLCL. I means I'm horny, and need head!

bernadette: Now-here is a very nice place. Much like San Fransico, Now-here shares a wonderfully FABULOUS climate, at least with the people... Gay Pride Parades every week, with pretty drinks with tiny paper umbrellas.

Fremen: I have no idea what you are talking about. *sits on suitcase* yo bundy! you forgot to take the used panties OFF the schoolgirls! damnit! I'll have to return these girls to japan... *walks of with the girls...*

Will I always like cheese??

Iliftrocks, you will like cheese until you lift your girlfriend's skirt and smell her puss.

Can I leave a wake up call for 7:45 am?

Yeah
Im tired. Sleep

pepsi or coke?

Can you describe a sadistic dream for us?

bernadette: COKE ALL THE WAY!

GuttersnipeXL: This one time, at band camp, I got really drunk and passed out and dreamt that I shoved instruments in people.

Why is your thread not popular?

Because Im a loser.

have you been a loser for very long?

is there much money in being a loser these days?

flyman: alllll my life

bundy: oh yeah. is that morning mesume?

i don't think you're a loser.......why would you think that of yourself?

yes... its about half of the members of Morning Musume (and maybe a few former members)... all the ones i found to be particularly cute. (especially rika ishikawa and maki goto).

wtf is bundy talkin' about man?

you got the time?

flyman: i dunno.

flyman: morning mesume is a japanese pop group. the chicks are in bundy's avatar

its 11:56,

IM RICK JAMES, BITCH!

who is RICK JAMES, BITCH?

how do you take bundy calling you "BITCH"?

isn't bitch a term of endearment over there in the good ole US of A??

bundy, the term bitch can be interpretted both positively & negatively here in the "good ole US of A". or a female dog :p
it mostly depends upon delivery, which is a little bit uneasy to derive from text... tho i'm sure you & sad were both using it playfully in the positive way.

i'm just a boring old bitch sometimes.

Whatcha doin?

bundy: I AM

bernadette: I take it with sugar and milk

bundy: YUP, BITCH!

bernadette: WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS!

Astrocloud: Chewin gum

What happened to bundy?
Where'd he go?

yeah, where did i go?

what happened to me?

Fremen: He went chasing after that limecat.

bundy: You went chasing after that limecat.

sd, 私のズボンに党がある。 来たいと思うか。

are you gonna get sick?

does my ass look big in these jeans?

who would you rather "do"........wilma or betty?

bundy:ÎÒººÓï, ÎÒÏ·¾çЦ»°¡£ÎÒȥС±ãС±ãÔÚÄúµÄ½¹Ì¿, BUT JUST KIDDING... I'm not chinese.

flyman: yup. i got one too many of bones's mcgriddles, and i am gonna be sick.

It looks loverly.

And for this last question, I am going to answer in very broken Italian.
Molto piuttosto avrebbero sesso anale con Wilma, ma certamente avrebbero sesso vaginale con Betty!

BUT WAIT! I didn't really answer bundy's's's's's's question!
YOU ARE TOO HORNY, MAN!

lol. sorry. just kidding.


have you ever ventured out of no where?
if so, where have you been?

bundy: *hits play on a stereo that contains a tape of the theme to the OC* Caaaaalifornia!

What?

Would that be frumunda cheese?

Astrocloud: Yes.

Iliftrocks: Mhm.

Furi?
Kuri?

skier: FL
CL

Is this the thread where you eat cheese or just cut it?

Astrocloud: Both.

Why does my eye bleed?

sadistikdreams: because it's infected.

It's fun to stab with a fork.

Why is chocolate brown?

kinsaj: because its not grey

what does eye goo taste like?

yeah!!!................and the jam from between your toes..........got a description of flavour on that one as well?


Freak?

bundy: eye goo?
OH! tHAT SHIT!
It tastes like too damn much visine.

flyman: I have never tasted the jam between peoples toes... I'll be right back...
(15 minutes later)
MMMMM! It tastes like mushrooms, blood, shoe, mixed with too damn much visine.

I am not a freak

Yeah you are,

No I'm not

Am I reviving this thread so Sadistikdreams can answer his own posts again?

AND WOW I JUST SAW HIS AVATAR CHANGE AS I WAS WRITING THIS POST!!!!!!!!

Why do you have such a crazy avatar sadistikdreams?
Is it a GIF that changes every few minutes?

YEAH!
Because it's damn cool!
YEAH!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could star in a porno?

73

What does this taste like?

sd, where did i go?
where have i been?
what have i been doing?
who else was there?
why does my head want to explode?

Warwagon: It tastes like china.

bundy: you went to college
at USCLKHJALA
studying
bones, Z
because you arent sucking enough lollipops

what is a badonkadonk?
is pimping easy?
what was mr bookman's job on the show good times?
what is a loosey?
what is a chickenhead?
what is the most disputed good times lyric?

a nice round nubian goddesses ass
no it aint
janitor
ewwww
bad KFC
to hell with what my knowledge tells me

Do you call the genitalia in your avatar a pengina or a vagenis?

How is a single loose cigarette eww?
Yes a female who like to give head is like bad KFC :p

omg.

how did you know all of that?

WarWagon:
*shrug* It;s a hermaphrodite

slimshaydee: I dunno.

bundy: I'm psssssssssssssssssshycic

Sadistikdreams, should I follow MY dream and learn graphic design even though my mother would disown me for it?

I think if your mother would disown you, she's really a man, baby.

How are you right now?

why do white people love wayne brady so much?

what is god
will GH rule benevolently?

why does lightning strike?


the reason i've had too many wobbly pops is?


am i gonna get sick?


.....and if i do,....do i deserve it?

orphen, I am alright.

slimshaydee, as was prophesiceidsed by Negrodomus, Wanye Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X.

flyman: Lightning strikes because worms need warmth.

Because your father lacked wobbliness.

Not if you quit pinchin it.