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sadistikdreams · 02-09-2004, 04:58 PM

Hmm... I am not very preticipative in the TFP.

So... Maybe I am leeching Halx's idea...

Ask me a question, and I will answer.

Sticky · 02-09-2004, 05:02 PM

Will you answer a question?

sadistikdreams · 02-09-2004, 05:03 PM

Sticky · 02-09-2004, 05:16 PM

really?

ShaniFaye · 02-09-2004, 05:18 PM

will you be dressed when you answer said questions?

bernadette · 02-09-2004, 05:57 PM

will you have pants on your head when you answer said questions?

uncle phil · 02-09-2004, 06:18 PM

are you hiding Bones in your underwear?

paddyjoe · 02-09-2004, 06:23 PM

Is Hal paying you to take over his thread?

xim · 02-09-2004, 06:45 PM

what is the gestation period of a ring tailed lemur?

sadistikdreams · 02-09-2004, 09:18 PM

sticky: really.

shanifaye: no

bernadette: yes, pants of the spandex-y material

uncle phil: yes. im hiding him from anne frank. who is in my hat.

paddyjoe: maaaybe

xim: approximately one hundred thirty five days.

Stiltzkin · 02-09-2004, 09:40 PM

Why do cows moo? What's their problem? Thanks.

Stare At The Sun · 02-09-2004, 09:40 PM

Whats the meaning of life?

Munku · 02-09-2004, 09:43 PM

Will you have sex with me if I give you a McGriddle?

bernadette · 02-09-2004, 10:24 PM

OMG! has Bones corrupted Munku?

Astrocloud · 02-09-2004, 10:56 PM

Are you a chick or a dude?

Giant Hamburger · 02-09-2004, 11:08 PM

What does preticipative mean?

bundy · 02-10-2004, 01:38 AM

is bones really just some nasty virus that lies dormant in select hosts, then invades new victims by sucking their brains out of their nostrils?

tinfoil · 02-10-2004, 04:30 AM

If I shake more than three times after taking a leak, is it really considered masterbation?

Crack · 02-10-2004, 05:25 AM

Do you know who my father is? This is very important to me...

You are my last hope Obiwan

grumpyolddude · 02-10-2004, 04:50 PM

Are you sorry that you started this thread yet?

slimshaydee · 02-10-2004, 05:17 PM

What's the meaning of fat chicks?

KWSN · 02-10-2004, 05:19 PM

Vagina?

sadistikdreams · 02-10-2004, 05:23 PM

Stiltzkin: Cows moo because they have an unusual way of saying "fuck me". Say moo to a cow, and they'll mount you. You're welcome.

Stare At The Sun: The meaning of life is to die.

Munku: Naw, but I bet Bones will.

bernadette: Yes... It's all a conspiracy. MCDonalds is a cover-up corperation for Bones to corrupt Munku.

Astrocloud: Im a dude.

Giant Hamburger: Goddamnit, i speltlt it wrong. I mean participative.

bundy: Yep. Look at Yzerman

tinfoil: Yes... Maybe... No.

crackprogram: Your father is Anakin Skywalker, Leia.

grumpyolddude: Not really. I wasn't really contributing to TFP and I didn't wanna leech porn, ya know? So no, should I be?

Sticky · 02-10-2004, 06:05 PM

How many questions can you answer?

ShaniFaye · 02-10-2004, 06:16 PM

Is it bedtime yet?

Crack · 02-10-2004, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sadistikdreams

crackprogram: Your father is Anakin Skywalker, Leia.

I know, I was just finding out how smart you really were...pretty good dude...

sadistikdreams · 02-11-2004, 05:58 PM

sticky(icky icky icky): ALL of them

ShaniFaye: *yawn* FO Real

Astrocloud · 02-11-2004, 06:56 PM

What does your avatar mean?

bernadette · 02-11-2004, 07:11 PM

i'm intrigued with your disclosed location...
is <b>nowhere</b> a nice place? is the climate fabulous? do they serve pretty drinks with tiny paper umbrellas in nowhere?

Fremen · 02-11-2004, 07:58 PM

Why was there a muffled screaming sound coming from one of bundys' suitcases when he got back from Japan?

sadistikdreams · 02-11-2004, 09:02 PM

Astrocloud: My avatar is the waist section of Haruhaha Haruko, a character of FLCL. I means I'm horny, and need head!

bernadette: Now-here is a very nice place. Much like San Fransico, Now-here shares a wonderfully FABULOUS climate, at least with the people... Gay Pride Parades every week, with pretty drinks with tiny paper umbrellas.

Fremen: I have no idea what you are talking about. *sits on suitcase* yo bundy! you forgot to take the used panties OFF the schoolgirls! damnit! I'll have to return these girls to japan... *walks of with the girls...*

Iliftrocks · 02-12-2004, 12:59 PM

Will I always like cheese??

sadistikdreams · 02-12-2004, 03:49 PM

Iliftrocks, you will like cheese until you lift your girlfriend's skirt and smell her puss.

grumpyolddude · 02-12-2004, 10:07 PM

Can I leave a wake up call for 7:45 am?

sadistikdreams · 02-13-2004, 05:21 PM

Yeah
Im tired. Sleep

bernadette · 02-13-2004, 05:25 PM

pepsi or coke?

GuttersnipeXL · 02-13-2004, 05:28 PM

Can you describe a sadistic dream for us?

sadistikdreams · 02-14-2004, 12:02 AM

bernadette: COKE ALL THE WAY!

GuttersnipeXL: This one time, at band camp, I got really drunk and passed out and dreamt that I shoved instruments in people.

sadistikdreams · 02-14-2004, 11:51 PM

Why is your thread not popular?

sadistikdreams · 02-14-2004, 11:52 PM

Because Im a loser.

02-09-2004, 04:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Ask Sadistik: A thread that never was alive at one time... Hmm... I am not very preticipative in the TFP. So... Maybe I am leeching Halx's idea... Ask me a question, and I will answer.

02-09-2004, 05:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Yes __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

02-09-2004, 05:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	will you be dressed when you answer said questions? __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

02-09-2004, 05:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	will you have pants on your head when you answer said questions? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-09-2004, 06:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	are you hiding Bones in your underwear? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

02-09-2004, 05:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sticky	Will you answer a question? __________________ Sticky The Stickman

02-09-2004, 05:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sticky	really? __________________ Sticky The Stickman

02-09-2004, 06:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Is Hal paying you to take over his thread?

02-09-2004, 06:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	what is the gestation period of a ring tailed lemur? __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

02-09-2004, 09:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	sticky: really. shanifaye: no bernadette: yes, pants of the spandex-y material uncle phil: yes. im hiding him from anne frank. who is in my hat. paddyjoe: maaaybe xim: approximately one hundred thirty five days. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

02-09-2004, 09:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Why do cows moo? What's their problem? Thanks. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

02-09-2004, 09:40 PM	#12 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Whats the meaning of life?

02-09-2004, 09:43 PM	#13 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Will you have sex with me if I give you a McGriddle?

02-09-2004, 10:24 PM	#14 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	OMG! has Bones corrupted Munku? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-09-2004, 10:56 PM	#15 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Are you a chick or a dude?

02-09-2004, 11:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	What does preticipative mean?

02-10-2004, 04:30 AM	#18 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	If I shake more than three times after taking a leak, is it really considered masterbation? __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

02-10-2004, 04:50 PM	#20 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Are you sorry that you started this thread yet? __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

02-10-2004, 05:17 PM	#21 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	What's the meaning of fat chicks?

02-10-2004, 01:38 AM	#17 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	is bones really just some nasty virus that lies dormant in select hosts, then invades new victims by sucking their brains out of their nostrils? __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-10-2004, 05:25 AM	#19 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Do you know who my father is? This is very important to me... You are my last hope Obiwan __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

02-10-2004, 05:19 PM	#22 (permalink)
KWSN green	Vagina? __________________ Your arms are broken!

02-10-2004, 05:23 PM	#23 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Stiltzkin: Cows moo because they have an unusual way of saying "fuck me". Say moo to a cow, and they'll mount you. You're welcome. Stare At The Sun: The meaning of life is to die. Munku: Naw, but I bet Bones will. bernadette: Yes... It's all a conspiracy. MCDonalds is a cover-up corperation for Bones to corrupt Munku. Astrocloud: Im a dude. Giant Hamburger: Goddamnit, i speltlt it wrong. I mean participative. bundy: Yep. Look at Yzerman tinfoil: Yes... Maybe... No. crackprogram: Your father is Anakin Skywalker, Leia. grumpyolddude: Not really. I wasn't really contributing to TFP and I didn't wanna leech porn, ya know? So no, should I be? __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

02-10-2004, 06:05 PM	#24 (permalink)
Sticky	How many questions can you answer? __________________ Sticky The Stickman

02-10-2004, 06:16 PM	#25 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Is it bedtime yet? __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

02-11-2004, 05:58 PM	#27 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	sticky(icky icky icky): ALL of them ShaniFaye: yawn FO Real __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

02-11-2004, 06:56 PM	#28 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	What does your avatar mean?

02-11-2004, 07:11 PM	#29 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	i'm intrigued with your disclosed location... is <b>nowhere</b> a nice place? is the climate fabulous? do they serve pretty drinks with tiny paper umbrellas in nowhere? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-11-2004, 07:58 PM	#30 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Why was there a muffled screaming sound coming from one of bundys' suitcases when he got back from Japan? __________________ Google

02-11-2004, 09:02 PM	#31 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Astrocloud: My avatar is the waist section of Haruhaha Haruko, a character of FLCL. I means I'm horny, and need head! bernadette: Now-here is a very nice place. Much like San Fransico, Now-here shares a wonderfully FABULOUS climate, at least with the people... Gay Pride Parades every week, with pretty drinks with tiny paper umbrellas. Fremen: I have no idea what you are talking about. sits on suitcase yo bundy! you forgot to take the used panties OFF the schoolgirls! damnit! I'll have to return these girls to japan... walks of with the girls... __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

02-12-2004, 12:59 PM	#32 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	Will I always like cheese?? __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

02-12-2004, 03:49 PM	#33 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Iliftrocks, you will like cheese until you lift your girlfriend's skirt and smell her puss. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

02-12-2004, 10:07 PM	#34 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Can I leave a wake up call for 7:45 am? __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

02-13-2004, 05:21 PM	#35 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Yeah Im tired. Sleep __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

02-13-2004, 05:25 PM	#36 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	pepsi or coke? __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-13-2004, 05:28 PM	#37 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Can you describe a sadistic dream for us? __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

02-14-2004, 12:02 AM	#38 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	bernadette: COKE ALL THE WAY! GuttersnipeXL: This one time, at band camp, I got really drunk and passed out and dreamt that I shoved instruments in people. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

02-14-2004, 11:51 PM	#39 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Why is your thread not popular? __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

02-14-2004, 11:52 PM	#40 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	Because Im a loser. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.