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sadistikdreams 03-12-2004 10:48 PM

YEAH!
Because it's damn cool!
YEAH!

WarWagon 03-12-2004 11:12 PM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could star in a porno?

sadistikdreams 03-13-2004 11:27 AM

73

WarWagon 03-13-2004 01:31 PM

What does this taste like?

bundy 03-13-2004 05:51 PM

sd, where did i go?
where have i been?
what have i been doing?
who else was there?
why does my head want to explode?

sadistikdreams 03-13-2004 07:08 PM

Warwagon: It tastes like china.

bundy: you went to college
at USCLKHJALA
studying
bones, Z
because you arent sucking enough lollipops

slimshaydee 03-13-2004 07:45 PM

what is a badonkadonk?
is pimping easy?
what was mr bookman's job on the show good times?
what is a loosey?
what is a chickenhead?
what is the most disputed good times lyric?

sadistikdreams 03-14-2004 10:06 PM

a nice round nubian goddesses ass
no it aint
janitor
ewwww
bad KFC
to hell with what my knowledge tells me

WarWagon 03-14-2004 10:27 PM

Do you call the genitalia in your avatar a pengina or a vagenis?

slimshaydee 03-15-2004 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sadistikdreams
a nice round nubian goddesses ass
no it aint
janitor
ewwww
bad KFC
to hell with what my knowledge tells me

How is a single loose cigarette eww?
Yes a female who like to give head is like bad KFC :p

bundy 03-15-2004 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sadistikdreams
bundy: you went to college
at USCLKHJALA
studying
bones, Z
because you arent sucking enough lollipops
omg.

how did you know all of that?

sadistikdreams 03-15-2004 04:07 PM

WarWagon:
*shrug* It;s a hermaphrodite

slimshaydee: I dunno.

bundy: I'm psssssssssssssssssshycic

skier 03-23-2004 08:29 PM

Sadistikdreams, should I follow MY dream and learn graphic design even though my mother would disown me for it?

sadistikdreams 08-19-2004 01:51 AM

I think if your mother would disown you, she's really a man, baby.

orphen 08-19-2004 03:47 AM

How are you right now?

slimshaydee 08-19-2004 03:53 AM

why do white people love wayne brady so much?

Fire 08-19-2004 08:01 PM

what is god
will GH rule benevolently?

Fly 08-19-2004 08:33 PM

why does lightning strike?


the reason i've had too many wobbly pops is?


am i gonna get sick?


.....and if i do,....do i deserve it?

sadistikdreams 08-19-2004 08:47 PM

orphen, I am alright.

slimshaydee, as was prophesiceidsed by Negrodomus, Wanye Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X.

sadistikdreams 08-19-2004 08:50 PM

flyman: Lightning strikes because worms need warmth.

Because your father lacked wobbliness.

Not if you quit pinchin it.

Fly 08-20-2004 08:20 PM

by pinchin it,you mean???


and am i willing to accept the answer you give me about pinchin it?


why is my left nut sore?


can you make it feel better?


if so......when will you start?

sadistikdreams 08-20-2004 10:19 PM

You are always willing.

Your left nut is the one you neglect.

Put a cold compress on it.

sailor 08-21-2004 01:17 AM

Sadistik, why cant I fucking <i>sleep</i>?!?!

(yes, im in a foul mood)

sadistikdreams 08-21-2004 01:40 AM

Eat a banana.

And drink some chocolate milk.

AND QUIT DRINKIN CAFFINE

Pacifier 08-23-2004 02:10 PM

Oh allmighty sadistik-oracle
I know what continents are (Afrika, Amerika etc.)
But what the hell is a "incontinents" and where is it?

unoaman 08-23-2004 03:38 PM

Sadistick...does gravity ever get a break? Talk about a 24/7 job...One little blink and Uncle Hortense if off the planet...What do you suppose a job like that pays?

uncle phil 08-23-2004 04:04 PM

what's the deal with "pants?"

Fly 08-23-2004 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
what's the deal with "pants?"




why does sir phil refer to the pants delema in these types of thread?


is he really the mastermind behind sleeper jammies?


do you own a pair?


were they inspected by #47 or #74?


you knew #74 was phil didn't you?

sadistikdreams 08-25-2004 10:03 PM

Pacifier
Incontinents is where you go when you're inside an continent.

unoaman
Nope. Gravity is like seven eleven. Except it's open 24 hours. The job pays about three fitty.

uncle phil
"pants" is the police and nutrition tactics service.

flyman
I don't know what a delema is, but I think it's cancer.

He's the masterbater behind sleeper jammies.

I own several pairs of sleeper jammies, and 1 with a penis sleeve.

They were inspected by #73.9.

Oh yeah, I knew.

cameroncrazy822 08-26-2004 04:09 AM

Which is the optimal condiment topping when serving "tossed salad"? Syrup or Jelly?

:confused:

sadistikdreams 08-26-2004 11:22 AM

Mmmm. Grape syrup.

sadistikdreams 05-12-2005 08:35 PM

"incontinents is where you go when you're inside an continent."

hahaha. i was so clever last august.

Oh sorry. I was bored. Let's open this shit up again.

Ask away.

Astrocloud 05-21-2005 11:11 AM

What should we ask?

sadistikdreams 05-25-2005 09:10 PM

Questions. Inquistitve questions.


Ahahaha. Incontinents.


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