The Ask Hal thread... resurrected
 

ask me a question and I shall answer

What should I do with my life?

Can I ask two questions?

if so...

How much are Llamas to buy in washington state?

Why does it burn when I pee?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

When are you gonna hook me up with one of your sisters?

Was that rude of me to ask?

When you gonna come to Denver so you and I can hang out and pick up on 19yr olds?

you got the time man?

what's your fav beverage?

wanna get high sometime?

ogre:
1) you should be an actor
2) $300... no tax

OK:
1) your toilet is actually conducting a small voltage
2) plenty
3) when you come out here
4) nah
5) i dotn know when, but it should happen.. sometime

flyman:
1) 4:18pm
2) strawberry daquiri OR liquified yogurt
3) nah, but we can get a drink

Is there anything to do in our town?
If not, do you want some Pizza Hut pizza?

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

and

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Clark:
1) I outsource my 'things to do' to Hollywood.
2) I'm down for some pizza.. let me know

gnort:
1) 370 really hard licks
2) put a buck down on the counter

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Astrocloud:
conditionally

1- what should we have for dinner? (you better answer this one quick, or we might starve!)
2- How much IS the price of tea in china? (preferably Green or Jasmine)
3- Where's your shirt?

1) Who is arguably Australia's greatest ever lawn bowler?

2) Fill in the blanks with the five one-digit numbers that will correctly
compete the series (note the semicolons, which divide the numbers into
groups):

3,6; 1,3,4,5,7; 1,3,4,6,7; 2,3,4,6; _,_,_,_,_; 1,2,4,5,6,7; 1,3,6

3) If there was a bridge to mars you could walk on, how long would it take you to get there

4) Why is it that hummingbirds know exactly when new nectar is in each flower?

5) Who shot JFK

6) Does my bum look big in this?

Oshn:
1) sushi.. yum
2) i'm guessing cheap
3) on me, but it would be nice to be rid of it

slim:
1) I think his name was Jim
2) no
3) way longer than I'm willing to walk
4) he didn't get shot.. he just got struck by two very small meteorites
5) no, you're fine (snicker)

saw this on a job app once...

"who's your daddy?"

How long is your penis?

phil:
his name is orson and he has a diluted carribean accent

Why is the hot water faucet always on the left-hand side (when there are two faucets, that is)?

1. If I were a carpenter
and you were a lady, would you marry me anyway, would you have my baby?

How's life treating you?

why did you cop out of answering my questions?

Why are there always 10 teller windows at a bank, but only 2 tellers?

just a couple of simple questions, Hal:

1: Is Spam really made from spaghetti and ham?
2: Why did they choose white for the color of marshmallows?

Maybe something sports related, Hal:

1) Will the Dodgers win another series in your lifetime?

2) Will the Red Sox win another series in my lifetime?

3) Is Elvis still alive? (sorry, but I gotta know)

why is TFP important to you?

What do you like about living in California?

HAL! Where are you.. You're going to be buuuusyy soon.. >: )

Is Munku a man or a woman, and does he/she look like the person in her/his avatar like he/she claims? Thanks!

I've never seen a pink lemon, so...explain pink lemonade.

When's the advertising coming?
http://tfproject.org/advertising.html

What's your long-term goal and how do you feel it will benifit you as a person?

Does your mother know what you do for a living?

Why does my friend sing songs about anal sex and masturbation whenever I am around him?

Why are you willing to answer so many questions... or ARE you.... you seem to have disappeared!!

Did we scare you off?

How did Stella get her groove back?

whats the biggest issue, to your mind, thats facing the development of the TFP at the moment?

where is Wile E?

Why won't you answer our questions? Don't you love us anymore?

a dude's gotta have a social life, right?

so here I am on a saturday night..

redlemon:
just google it

filterton:
no

NiceGuy:
could be better, but it's still very fun to be me

slim:
'cause this is my thread

derwood:
greed and inconsideration

wrkime:
1. I don't know
2. it's a euphemism for semen... fluffy semen

paddyjoe:
1: yes, in 3 years
2: no.. HAH
3: of course not

bernadette:
Because it is important to many people and I am responsible for everything involved with it. It's my duty and my life.

fremen:
sports games start at a decent time

munku:
i'm here now and I am busy :)

deflok:
it's a man, baby

bones:
no, no, and no

bonesCPA:
food coloring.. duh

astrocloud:
as soon as someone invests

ruprex:
1: president
2: yep

VF19:
you can answer that yourself

sillygirl:
I'm doing all right.. I think

losthellhound:
nope

gnort:
gyrating vibrator I'm guessing

bundy:
1: word of mouth.. there's not enough word of mouth going around
2: i dont even know that one

deflok:
me love you long time

Halx: Do you put your socks on first or your pants?

And which pant leg do you put on first, left or right?