Damnit Hal, I was ahead of all of those people...

I shall ask again, how long is your penis?

How do you express pi in a number system of base pi?

:D

averett:
1: pants first... no socks without the pants
2: i'd have to take them off to test ... is that your plan?

munku:
I dont answer that question

stilt:
i don't know, and I'm not sure knowing it would give me what I'm looking for in life

Stiltzkin:
1

there, saved Hal the trouble.

A chocolate glazed doughnut is rolling down 5th avenue in NYC at 2.3 mph. If a small brown rabbit is chasing that doughnut and suddenly trips over a dwarf wearing spandex, how many cups of sugar would it take to get to the moon?

gnort.. how about asking me something I give a shit about? :)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hal - whats the weather like there?

will this thread ever drive you insane??

Should I hate hal for refusing my question?

numist:
i dont know.. I'm not too keen on going outside

integra:
it has before...

munku:
no!

It's rather windy but nice and sunny.

Now I have a question, where would be a good place to get a job around here?

Why can't I sleep at night?

clark:
look on craigslist.org

sillygirl:
perhaps it's a complication related to the winged insects that you appear to have ingested

So Hal..
Why are you wearing pants?

Now Hal,


are you sure you didn't somehow confuse or mix up question 1 and 2?

Oh, I never thought of that! :o

So, what should I do for the new guy I'm dating for Valentine's Day? (Nothing sexual) He told me I'm "Not allowed" to get him anything, but I'd rather think of something sweet to do anyway.

>sigh< alright, alright...Ill stop with the stupid questions(the answer to the last one was 3 btw :D )

new question!

What's your favorite movie?

How long until you answer my question?

What's the square root of dick?

Short question...

What porn star would you like to have sex with the most?

Have you told your mother "I love you" today?

wanna shoot some stick?

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=42781

......and i need the time man?:D

Windows or Linux?

Are you really the head of the Kwik-e mart?
Really?
You?

oh i got another 1
can I start another thread exactly like this, but make my answers wittier than yours?

I'm organising a friend's stag weekend.

Where should we go: Amsterdam, Prague or Ibiza?

anders:
it's really complicated.. I know I shouldn't.. but.. it's not what you expect

paddyjoe:
100% sure

sillygirl:
terribly cliche.. but.. cook him something?

gnort:
Amelie

tinfoil:
2 seconds
5.1962

cobra:
none of 'em... they all skanky

grumpy:
nope.. maybe later

flyman:
i'd love to

sonic:
windows - linux users are masochists

slim:
1. no, thank you, come again
2. sure.. whatever

jwoody:
prague!

Okay, Hal.... now the question is.... what do I cook for him? I'm relatively handy in the kitchen, but we both still live with parents... and he's taking me to dinner....

Good call, it's one of my favorites too. What's your favorite part?

I have many favorite parts, but the one that comes to mind right away is when she's sitting on the roof of that guy's house that tried to make her beleive that she caused his car crash and all those other worldwide disasters. And she keeps unplugging his satellite in the middle of the soccer game he's watching.:lol: I laugh now, just thinking of the look on her face (grr), and I think I'm gonna go watch it again. (it always puts me in a good mood:))

1. Why did macaulay culkin always hang out with michael jackson?
2. what was really eating gilbert grape?
3. Budweiser or Miller?

Actually, the correct answer is:
10

But you had the right idea :thumbsup:.

Next question:
How many monkeys standing on top of each other's shoulders does it take to get to the moon?

Is it normal for a man of my age to be thinking about Global Domination and Galactic Conquest?

should I chop my hair off again or grow it long? (it's about chin length now)

Also, will I become a famous novelist?

I wish to ask both those questions.

(Uncanny, I'm writing mythological novels about Gods and have been contemplating growing my hair long and scruffy)

What is the significance of meaning?

what is the meaning of significance?

How would I start out in the "Porn Star Business"? BTW I am hung like a spider... :(

Have you gotten the new car yet?<p>If so do you like it?

who was the gourgous female on your lap inthe 'another day in Halxs life' do she have any photo sets.

Do you think the Dodgers should trade Beltre?

Do you think Mr T's hair should EVER be green?