Meridae'n

Landlords.

Metermaids.

Anyone smarter, richer, or better looking than me.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Munku

We should kill you.

cchris

What about those bastards that banned "Beer wenches" from the cricket?

Kill THEM slowly.

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There's a fine line between participation and mockery

Jonah Hex

everybody on the isle of white

and people who own hairless dogs that shiver

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"Bother" said POOH as he was sold to the Americans.

KWSN

How about anyone even remotely associated with that sport?

EDIT: "sport"

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Your arms are broken!

Meridae'n

KWSN.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

bobson

im gonna go with anyone in the KKK, AFA or other assorted hate organisations.
but then again, i dont support killing of anyone. kind of hypocritical, no?

Munku

Black Panthers for life!

Crack

Bill Collecters

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

bundy

ummm...??


when were Beer Wenches banned??
i hadn't heard that terrible news.

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Ohayo!!!

Astrocloud

How 'bout people who post on the web drunk... Drunken web posters.

Munku

BNOES!1!one!

bundy

lol

i seem to remember a certain TFP'r posting and messaging whilst pissed about a week ago... i think his name went along the lines of Astroglide, or cloud or something...

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Ohayo!!!

KWSN

Australians







*wins*

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Your arms are broken!

wry1

Lawyers....any good disinfectant will get rid of 'em.....

bundy

LOL!!

KSWN, have you ever considered going into PR?
i've got a niggling suspicion that you'd be great at it...

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Ohayo!!!

KWSN

Bundy! You're famous too I hear!

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Your arms are broken!

Boo

People that post state or government land with no tresspassing signs.

People that want parts for their equipment but don't know what it is and INSIST that you can vulcan mind melt into getting them the right parts.

and of course RUDE PEOPLE.

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Back button again, I must be getting old.

Meridae'n

Tis' true. I seen a few get chucked out at the SCG. Seems the dreaded RSA deems that if girls are buying drinks, the staff don't know how pissed the punters are getting...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Meridae'n

Seppo's.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Meridae'n

Very early call with the *win* too... you have to work for those my seppo friend

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

KWSN

At least I'm not John Wayne Bobbit...

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Your arms are broken!

Meridae'n

Well that's a thing.

Shooting old people who drive in hats should be allowed while we're at it...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Mr.Deflok

Whoopi fucking Goldberg.

cchris

Anyone that plays football with a helmet on.

For five seconds at a time too.

Easy targets.

Oi?

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bundy

How did John Wayne Bobbit find his way into this conversation??

*wins*

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Ohayo!!!

paddyjoe

Hmmm, you sure you'll enjoy being the last person on earth?

Redlemon

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs--
All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs--
All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat--
All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like _that_--
And all third persons who on spoiling tete-a-tetes insist--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!

CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed.

There's the banjo serenader, and the others of his race,
And the piano-organist--I've got him on the list!
And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face,
They never would be missed--they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,
And who "doesn't think she waltzes, but would rather like to
try";
And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist--
I don't think she'd be missed--I'm sure she'd not he missed!

CHORUS. He's got her on the list--he's got her on the list;
And I don't think she'll be missed--I'm sure
she'll not be missed!

And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,
The Judicial humorist--I've got him on the list!
All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed.
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as--What d'ye call him--Thing'em-bob, and
likewise--Never-mind,
And 'St--'st--'st--and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who--
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be
missed!

CHORUS. You may put 'em on the list--you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed!

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Meridae'n

My boss's parents.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

datroyenschwart

Strohm Thurman. Seriously dude, he doesn't even know what he's voting on any more.

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Every day that I am alive is a great day. Life is filled with potential and love is everywhere.

glytch

I thought Strohm Thurman was already dead?

Edit: Yup, he's dead. He was 100.5 and died in 2002.

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