People it should be legal to kill
 

Landlords.

Metermaids.

Anyone smarter, richer, or better looking than me.

We should kill you.

What about those bastards that banned "Beer wenches" from the cricket?

Kill THEM slowly.

everybody on the isle of white

and people who own hairless dogs that shiver

:)

How about anyone even remotely associated with that sport?

EDIT: "sport"

KWSN.

im gonna go with anyone in the KKK, AFA or other assorted hate organisations.
but then again, i dont support killing of anyone. kind of hypocritical, no?

Black Panthers for life!

Bill Collecters

ummm...??


when were Beer Wenches banned??
i hadn't heard that terrible news.

How 'bout people who post on the web drunk... Drunken web posters.

BNOES!1!one!

lol

i seem to remember a certain TFP'r posting and messaging whilst pissed about a week ago... i think his name went along the lines of Astroglide, or cloud or something...

Australians







*wins*

Lawyers....any good disinfectant will get rid of 'em.....

LOL!!

KSWN, have you ever considered going into PR?
i've got a niggling suspicion that you'd be great at it...

Bundy! You're famous too I hear!

http://www.lissgallery.com/benson_co...aynebobbit.jpg

People that post state or government land with no tresspassing signs.

People that want parts for their equipment but don't know what it is and INSIST that you can vulcan mind melt into getting them the right parts.

and of course RUDE PEOPLE.

Tis' true. I seen a few get chucked out at the SCG. Seems the dreaded RSA deems that if girls are buying drinks, the staff don't know how pissed the punters are getting...

Seppo's.

Very early call with the *win* too... you have to work for those my seppo friend ;)

At least I'm not John Wayne Bobbit...

Well that's a thing.

Shooting old people who drive in hats should be allowed while we're at it...

Whoopi fucking Goldberg.

Anyone that plays football with a helmet on.

For five seconds at a time too.

Easy targets.

Oi?

How did John Wayne Bobbit find his way into this conversation??

*wins*

Re: People it should be legal to kill
 

Hmmm, you sure you'll enjoy being the last person on earth? :lol:

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs--
All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs--
All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat--
All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like _that_--
And all third persons who on spoiling tete-a-tetes insist--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!

CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed.

There's the banjo serenader, and the others of his race,
And the piano-organist--I've got him on the list!
And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face,
They never would be missed--they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,
And who "doesn't think she waltzes, but would rather like to
try";
And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist--
I don't think she'd be missed--I'm sure she'd not he missed!

CHORUS. He's got her on the list--he's got her on the list;
And I don't think she'll be missed--I'm sure
she'll not be missed!

And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,
The Judicial humorist--I've got him on the list!
All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed.
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as--What d'ye call him--Thing'em-bob, and
likewise--Never-mind,
And 'St--'st--'st--and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who--
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be
missed!

CHORUS. You may put 'em on the list--you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed!

My boss's parents.

Strohm Thurman. Seriously dude, he doesn't even know what he's voting on any more.

I thought Strohm Thurman was already dead?

Edit: Yup, he's dead. He was 100.5 and died in 2002.