reply
:)

still have way more lurkers than posters XD

Ok, well this is my reply.

I'm currently deciding if I should head out and see The Last Samurai...if you cared.

reply from me

<font size="7" color="orange">carrots</font>

<font size="7" color="purple">eggplant</font>

is that better, omega? somehow i doubt it...

I shall begin to wage my war on lurkers!
Prepare to be pinched, O accursed lurkers!
Oh and I don't like eggplant.

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/.../fathat323.jpg
VEGABILLS ARE
GOOOOOOOOD!!!
*SLURP*

aw shit... here i am again... so...

<font size="7" color="#CCFF99"><b>celery!</b></font>

I'm a banana. -From "Rejected" the best short cartoons EVAR

cornholio, i need tee pee for my bunghole

<font size="7" color="#CCFF99"><b>is good</b></font>

boobies

my reply is cuter than your reply.

HA! I looked at it three times and didn't.......


Well shit!

zuchinni is a vegetable.
what is popcorn?

good when semi-burnt, or not fully popped...kinda like cornuts

I don't have to reply, I choose to. :)

NOO!!
I have lost the war on thy lurkers!
I am doomed to a life of misery and pain!

But don't forget to keep on eating those vegetables!

and peas and carrots...yum. :)

bump

Carrot Juice Is Murder , by the Arrogant Worms
http://www.arrogant-worms.com/
Listen at: http://www.folkweb.com/arrogantworms/carrot-load.ra
=====
Listen up brothers and sisters. Come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature trapped in the dirt like a jail.
Vegetables live in oppression served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness. I say we take up the fight.
Salads are only for murderers. Coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings just cuz a radish can't scream.

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream.)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Having their insides revealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (Burning off calories.)
How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (And that's a real crime.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Let my vegetables grow.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (It's dirty as hell.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)

I saw a man eating celery so I beat him black and blue.
If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two.
I'm political prisoner trapped in a windowless cage,
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage.
I told the judge when he sentenced me, "This is my finest hour
I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower."

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream.)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Having their insides revealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (Burning off calories)
How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (And that's a real crime.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Let my vegetables grow.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (It's dirty as hell.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)

How low as people do we dare to stoop
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup.
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes, Let potted plants free.
Don't mash that potato,
Oh, spare the spider, Eat up calories, Oh!

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Fates in the stir fry are sealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (You fat gourmet scum.)
How do you think that feels? (Leave them out in the fields.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (V8's genocide.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Yes your compost's a grave.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (Take up macramé.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)

Power to the peas.
Give peas a chance.
All we are saying is "Give peas a chance".

interesting

<font size="7" color="#CC9900"><b>Yams</b></font>

and more potatoes...with sour cream

well, Karby, that just begs for
<font size="7" color="#336600"><b>chives!</b></font>

rat - the other white meat

There are two things that smell like fish, and one of them is fish.

and the other is my cat's breath.

who are these people who lurk this thread and do not reply? It confuses me greatly.

I'm too superstitious to *not* post, with a thread title like this.

:crazy:

bloody hell. drawn back to lurk, and i'm obligated to contribute. DAMN!

I hate Vegies....I'm going to cook up a nice steak

<font size="7" color="#990033"><b>radish</b></font>

sod covered root.

There was a peice of brocolli in my microwave teriyaki chicken bowl that I had for lunch.