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Don't forget to eat your vegetables.

I have my ketchup right here, thanks!

looks like ronnie was right, huh, top?

I was going to make a Reagan joke, but I thought it would be too cheap. When he was in office, I remember seeing a pin with his face and a bottle of ketchup side by side. It was headed "Nutrition Quiz" and underneath said, "Which is the Vegetable?"

I looked, and I hate most vegetables.

Hello, Rooney. :)

Veggies are good for ur health my young padawan...:D

I didn't look but I'm replying anyways.

CORN!

So is zuchinni (sp?) a fruit?

Supposedly anything with seeds is a fruit, or so I've heard.

Evil, evil bastard.

who's an evil bastard?!?
not me!!

The topic creator, making it so irresistable and making us reply.

I didn't reply... oh. wait. damn! *thumps head*

mmmmm, salsa = vegetable

Can't look must not reply... can't help... vegetables suck... must counteract thread by eating beef.

CALL ANY VEGETABLE
Frank Zappa


(Cheesey, Cheesey)
(This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya
regular
They're real good for yo)

Call any vegetable Call it by name
Call one today When you get off the train
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
Aw, The vegetable will respond to you

(Some people don't go for prunes...I
don't know, I've always found that if they...)
Call any vegetable Pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable Lonely at home
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
That a vegetable will *respond* to you

Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabay-y-y-y...

(A prune isn't really a vegetable...
CABBAGE is a vegetable...)

No one will know
If you don't want to let them know
No one will know
'Less it's you that might tell them so
Call and they'll come to you
Covered with dew
Vegetables dream, Of responding to you

Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide?

Well I feel that strongly about being forced to reply that I'm not going to so there.

is a tomatoe a fruit?

No!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe not tomatoes but i think that zucchinis should be a fruit

http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=2138

What is the worst thing about eating vegetables?
Putting them back in their wheelchair when your done.

But I don't wanna!!!! But, you snookered me in!!! AARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!

I'm hungry now.

<font color="green" size="7">broccoli</font>

25 replies : 81 views. You lose VF19! :lol:

haha...snookered!:lol::lol:

So it begins. (thunder in back ground) (rain) (elf next to you says wtf u lookin at) (orcs scream) (etc.. etc..)

remember................... tobasco goes with EVERYTHING!

That's very very true.

By the way, what happens if I don't follow the rules of this thread? I won't be brutally killed, will I? Or worse, will you actually make me eat my vegetables?

man its like a trap. a vegetable trap that destroys my grammar,.,.,.,.1,.1,>@<!.<!@>

Is this a LOTR Joke? If so I don't like those books / movies so count me OUT!

Mmmmm, snack time :lol:

http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...yjoe/12069.jpg

this counts as a green leafy vegetable right?
:)

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/deamuseum/w...s/cannibis.jpg

i'd be all over that.........:D

darn, this worked on me just like they said it would!!

Mmmm, leafy greens. But VF19 said eat your vegetables, not set your vegetables on fire.

<font size="7" color="white">cauliflower</font>

That brussel sprouts vending machine is hilarious.

Thought I'd let you know.

reply
:)

still have way more lurkers than posters XD

Ok, well this is my reply.

I'm currently deciding if I should head out and see The Last Samurai...if you cared.

reply from me

<font size="7" color="orange">carrots</font>

<font size="7" color="purple">eggplant</font>

is that better, omega? somehow i doubt it...

I shall begin to wage my war on lurkers!
Prepare to be pinched, O accursed lurkers!
Oh and I don't like eggplant.

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/.../fathat323.jpg
VEGABILLS ARE
GOOOOOOOOD!!!
*SLURP*

aw shit... here i am again... so...

<font size="7" color="#CCFF99"><b>celery!</b></font>

I'm a banana. -From "Rejected" the best short cartoons EVAR

cornholio, i need tee pee for my bunghole

<font size="7" color="#CCFF99"><b>is good</b></font>

boobies

my reply is cuter than your reply.

HA! I looked at it three times and didn't.......


Well shit!

zuchinni is a vegetable.
what is popcorn?

good when semi-burnt, or not fully popped...kinda like cornuts

I don't have to reply, I choose to. :)

NOO!!
I have lost the war on thy lurkers!
I am doomed to a life of misery and pain!

But don't forget to keep on eating those vegetables!

and peas and carrots...yum. :)

bump

Carrot Juice Is Murder , by the Arrogant Worms
http://www.arrogant-worms.com/
Listen at: http://www.folkweb.com/arrogantworms/carrot-load.ra
=====
Listen up brothers and sisters. Come hear my desperate tale.
I speak of our friends of nature trapped in the dirt like a jail.
Vegetables live in oppression served on our tables each night.
This killing of veggies is madness. I say we take up the fight.
Salads are only for murderers. Coleslaw's a fascist regime.
Don't think that they don't have feelings just cuz a radish can't scream.

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream.)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Having their insides revealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (Burning off calories.)
How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (And that's a real crime.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Let my vegetables grow.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (It's dirty as hell.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)

I saw a man eating celery so I beat him black and blue.
If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two.
I'm political prisoner trapped in a windowless cage,
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage.
I told the judge when he sentenced me, "This is my finest hour
I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower."

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream.)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Having their insides revealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (Burning off calories)
How do you think that feels? (Bet it hurts really bad.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (And that's a real crime.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Let my vegetables grow.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (It's dirty as hell.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)

How low as people do we dare to stoop
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup.
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes, Let potted plants free.
Don't mash that potato,
Oh, spare the spider, Eat up calories, Oh!

Chorus:
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (Scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled. (Fates in the stir fry are sealed.)
Grated and steamed with no mercy. (You fat gourmet scum.)
How do you think that feels? (Leave them out in the fields.)
Carrot juice constitutes murder. (V8's genocide.)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves. (Yes your compost's a grave.)
It's time to stop all this gardening. (Take up macramé.)
Let's call a spade a spade. (Is a spade, is a spade, is a spade.)

Power to the peas.
Give peas a chance.
All we are saying is "Give peas a chance".

interesting

<font size="7" color="#CC9900"><b>Yams</b></font>

and more potatoes...with sour cream

well, Karby, that just begs for
<font size="7" color="#336600"><b>chives!</b></font>

rat - the other white meat

There are two things that smell like fish, and one of them is fish.

and the other is my cat's breath.

who are these people who lurk this thread and do not reply? It confuses me greatly.

I'm too superstitious to *not* post, with a thread title like this.

:crazy:

bloody hell. drawn back to lurk, and i'm obligated to contribute. DAMN!

I hate Vegies....I'm going to cook up a nice steak

<font size="7" color="#990033"><b>radish</b></font>

sod covered root.

There was a peice of brocolli in my microwave teriyaki chicken bowl that I had for lunch.

:D

edit- 3rd page :P

lemme guess...

LETTUCE (?)

meh, i drink v8

i suppose i cant break the rules.

so, how about the weather?

How about it?

its raining :(

I dont like vegetables, therefore, I do not eat them.

i do not like green eggs and ham, i do not like them Sam I Am...

one of my work shirts.

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UQDiA...58272103005301

Vegetables made my gerbil retarded.

why do i have to reply?>

The problem with this thread is that there's no good way to abstain from posting in it and then rub that fact in the faces of everyone who did post.

Although I guess you could PM everybody.

Nope. I'm not going to post.

...damn...

i'm not replying... i'm just lurking out loud...

http://img4.photobucket.com/albums/0...dyjoe/lurk.jpg

not brussel sprouts though

Eat cabbage, live forever
-Aristotle

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/picklelove.jpg">

heh, gotta get one more use outta this pjg. it was indeed a cucumber first.

That's the best tasting pickle I ever heard.

that is one large pickle

Crap, you got me.