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VF19 · 01-11-2004, 01:09 PM

Don't forget to eat your vegetables.

Tophat665 · 01-11-2004, 01:10 PM

I have my ketchup right here, thanks!

uncle phil · 01-11-2004, 01:25 PM

looks like ronnie was right, huh, top?

Tophat665 · 01-11-2004, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
looks like ronnie was right, huh, top?

I was going to make a Reagan joke, but I thought it would be too cheap. When he was in office, I remember seeing a pin with his face and a bottle of ketchup side by side. It was headed "Nutrition Quiz" and underneath said, "Which is the Vegetable?"

omega2K4 · 01-11-2004, 01:39 PM

I looked, and I hate most vegetables.

Stiltzkin · 01-11-2004, 01:40 PM

Hello, Rooney.

Tiger69z · 01-11-2004, 01:41 PM

Veggies are good for ur health my young padawan...

nash · 01-11-2004, 01:51 PM

I didn't look but I'm replying anyways.

Batman976 · 01-11-2004, 01:55 PM

CORN!

VF19 · 01-11-2004, 02:00 PM

So is zuchinni (sp?) a fruit?

omega2K4 · 01-11-2004, 02:21 PM

Supposedly anything with seeds is a fruit, or so I've heard.

SVT01Cobra · 01-11-2004, 02:47 PM

Evil, evil bastard.

Karby · 01-11-2004, 02:57 PM

who's an evil bastard?!?
not me!!

SVT01Cobra · 01-11-2004, 02:59 PM

The topic creator, making it so irresistable and making us reply.

sillygirl · 01-11-2004, 03:39 PM

I didn't reply... oh. wait. damn! *thumps head*

Craven Morehead · 01-11-2004, 04:01 PM

mmmmm, salsa = vegetable

Astrocloud · 01-11-2004, 04:39 PM

Can't look must not reply... can't help... vegetables suck... must counteract thread by eating beef.

uncle phil · 01-11-2004, 05:08 PM

CALL ANY VEGETABLE
Frank Zappa

(Cheesey, Cheesey)
(This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya
regular
They're real good for yo)

Call any vegetable Call it by name
Call one today When you get off the train
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
Aw, The vegetable will respond to you

(Some people don't go for prunes...I
don't know, I've always found that if they...)
Call any vegetable Pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable Lonely at home
Call any vegetable And the chances are good
That a vegetable will *respond* to you

Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabaga, Rutabaga,
Rutabay-y-y-y...

(A prune isn't really a vegetable...
CABBAGE is a vegetable...)

No one will know
If you don't want to let them know
No one will know
'Less it's you that might tell them so
Call and they'll come to you
Covered with dew
Vegetables dream, Of responding to you

Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your hand while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide?

bluearmy · 01-11-2004, 05:29 PM

Well I feel that strongly about being forced to reply that I'm not going to so there.

paddyjoe · 01-11-2004, 06:02 PM

is a tomatoe a fruit?

Fremen · 01-11-2004, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VF19
If you look at this thread you must reply

No!!!!!!!!!!!!

skier · 01-11-2004, 06:26 PM

maybe not tomatoes but i think that zucchinis should be a fruit

grumpyolddude · 01-11-2004, 06:33 PM

http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=2138

What is the worst thing about eating vegetables?
Putting them back in their wheelchair when your done.

DEI37 · 01-11-2004, 06:57 PM

But I don't wanna!!!! But, you snookered me in!!! AARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!

nash · 01-11-2004, 06:59 PM

I'm hungry now.

bernadette · 01-11-2004, 07:20 PM

<font color="green" size="7">broccoli</font>

Munku · 01-11-2004, 08:11 PM

25 replies : 81 views. You lose VF19!

InTeGrA77 · 01-11-2004, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DEI37
But I don't wanna!!!! But, you snookered me in!!! AARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!

haha...snookered!

VF19 · 01-11-2004, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
25 replies : 81 views. You lose VF19!

So it begins. (thunder in back ground) (rain) (elf next to you says wtf u lookin at) (orcs scream) (etc.. etc..)

Mitzkrieg · 01-11-2004, 09:59 PM

remember................... tobasco goes with EVERYTHING!

Batman976 · 01-11-2004, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mitzkrieg
remember................... tobasco goes with EVERYTHING!

That's very very true.

By the way, what happens if I don't follow the rules of this thread? I won't be brutally killed, will I? Or worse, will you actually make me eat my vegetables?

Chingal0 · 01-12-2004, 12:55 AM

man its like a trap. a vegetable trap that destroys my grammar,.,.,.,.1,.1,>@<!.<!@>

Munku · 01-12-2004, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VF19
So it begins. (thunder in back ground) (rain) (elf next to you says wtf u lookin at) (orcs scream) (etc.. etc..)

Is this a LOTR Joke? If so I don't like those books / movies so count me OUT!

paddyjoe · 01-12-2004, 05:06 AM

Mmmmm, snack time

~springrain · 01-12-2004, 05:59 AM

this counts as a green leafy vegetable right?

Fly · 01-12-2004, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ~springrain
this counts as a green leafy vegetable right?

i'd be all over that.........

hklong741 · 01-12-2004, 12:40 PM

darn, this worked on me just like they said it would!!

Tophat665 · 01-12-2004, 01:04 PM

Mmmm, leafy greens. But VF19 said eat your vegetables, not set your vegetables on fire.

bernadette · 01-12-2004, 01:12 PM

<font size="7" color="white">cauliflower</font>

Batman976 · 01-12-2004, 02:31 PM

That brussel sprouts vending machine is hilarious.

Thought I'd let you know.

01-11-2004, 01:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	If you look at this thread you must reply Don't forget to eat your vegetables.

01-11-2004, 01:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I have my ketchup right here, thanks! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-11-2004, 01:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	looks like ronnie was right, huh, top? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-11-2004, 01:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	I looked, and I hate most vegetables. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

01-11-2004, 01:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Hello, Rooney. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

01-11-2004, 01:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Veggies are good for ur health my young padawan...

01-11-2004, 01:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
nash Psycho	I didn't look but I'm replying anyways.

01-11-2004, 01:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	CORN! __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

01-11-2004, 02:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	So is zuchinni (sp?) a fruit?

01-11-2004, 02:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	Supposedly anything with seeds is a fruit, or so I've heard. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

01-11-2004, 02:47 PM	#12 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	Evil, evil bastard.

01-11-2004, 02:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
Karby Psycho Location: somewhere	who's an evil bastard?!? not me!! __________________ ~my karma ran over my dogma.~

01-11-2004, 02:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	The topic creator, making it so irresistable and making us reply.

01-11-2004, 03:39 PM	#15 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	I didn't reply... oh. wait. damn! thumps head __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

01-11-2004, 04:01 PM	#16 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	mmmmm, salsa = vegetable

01-11-2004, 06:02 PM	#20 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	is a tomatoe a fruit?

01-11-2004, 07:20 PM	#26 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<font color="green" size="7">broccoli</font> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-11-2004, 04:39 PM	#17 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Can't look must not reply... can't help... vegetables suck... must counteract thread by eating beef.

01-11-2004, 05:08 PM	#18 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	CALL ANY VEGETABLE Frank Zappa (Cheesey, Cheesey) (This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular They're real good for yo) Call any vegetable Call it by name Call one today When you get off the train Call any vegetable And the chances are good Aw, The vegetable will respond to you (Some people don't go for prunes...I don't know, I've always found that if they...) Call any vegetable Pick up your phone Think of a vegetable Lonely at home Call any vegetable And the chances are good That a vegetable will respond to you Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabaga, Rutabay-y-y-y... (A prune isn't really a vegetable... CABBAGE is a vegetable...) No one will know If you don't want to let them know No one will know 'Less it's you that might tell them so Call and they'll come to you Covered with dew Vegetables dream, Of responding to you Standing there shiny and proud by your side Holding your hand while the neighbors decide Why is a vegetable something to hide? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-11-2004, 05:29 PM	#19 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Well I feel that strongly about being forced to reply that I'm not going to so there.

01-11-2004, 06:26 PM	#22 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	maybe not tomatoes but i think that zucchinis should be a fruit __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

01-11-2004, 06:33 PM	#23 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=2138 What is the worst thing about eating vegetables? Putting them back in their wheelchair when your done. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

01-11-2004, 06:57 PM	#24 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	But I don't wanna!!!! But, you snookered me in!!! AARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

01-11-2004, 06:59 PM	#25 (permalink)
nash Psycho	I'm hungry now.

01-11-2004, 08:11 PM	#27 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	25 replies : 81 views. You lose VF19!

01-11-2004, 09:59 PM	#30 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	remember................... tobasco goes with EVERYTHING!

01-12-2004, 12:55 AM	#32 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	man its like a trap. a vegetable trap that destroys my grammar,.,.,.,.1,.1,>@<!.<!@> __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

01-12-2004, 05:06 AM	#34 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Mmmmm, snack time

01-12-2004, 05:59 AM	#35 (permalink)
~springrain Banned Location: central USA	this counts as a green leafy vegetable right?

01-12-2004, 12:40 PM	#37 (permalink)
hklong741 Upright Location: someplace cold and dark	darn, this worked on me just like they said it would!!

01-12-2004, 01:04 PM	#38 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Mmmm, leafy greens. But VF19 said eat your vegetables, not set your vegetables on fire. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-12-2004, 01:12 PM	#39 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<font size="7" color="white">cauliflower</font> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

01-12-2004, 02:31 PM	#40 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	That brussel sprouts vending machine is hilarious. Thought I'd let you know. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.