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The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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Why do I have them?
What purpose do they serve? Are they just for decoration?
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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority. |
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The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority. |
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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mmmmmm baby seal burgers, with a side of buffalo style eagle wings. and some dolphin juice to wash it down with.
now thats eatin!
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Can't a guy make one mistake!
Maybe I should make another mistake. Maybe I should make two. Dolphin sez, "Naw, they decorated it this way on porpise."
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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Loves green eggs and ham
Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round
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He's not heavy, he's my blubber!!
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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider! |
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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An indispensible ingredient of walrus gumbo, and a healthy part of your balanced breakfast.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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Non-smokers die everyday
Location: Montreal
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- "I'll have a non-dairy walrus cream banana split, please. Extra clam sauce, please."
- "That'll be $2.50, please." - "What? Last week it was $1.75!" - "Yeah, but the creamer has since spoiled, so now you get more flavour and nourishment." - "Awesome."
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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