- "I'll have a non-dairy walrus cream banana split, please. Extra clam sauce, please."
- "That'll be $2.50, please."
- "What? Last week it was $1.75!"
- "Yeah, but the creamer has since spoiled, so now you get more flavour and nourishment."
- "Awesome."
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