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Old 11-22-2003, 01:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
salmon?
 
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NIPPLES! HARHARHAR!
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Old 11-22-2003, 01:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Rubber nipples?
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Old 11-22-2003, 01:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
salmon?
 
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Do you have a nipple for myyyyyy, WALRUS?
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Old 11-22-2003, 06:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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What size thread is your walrus?
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Old 11-23-2003, 04:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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do walrus have nipples?
i guess they do... they´re mammals, and they provide milk for their young...
what a strange idea...
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Old 11-23-2003, 10:24 AM   #6 (permalink)
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mmmm-hmmm.
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Old 11-23-2003, 12:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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caaall the poliiice
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:43 AM   #8 (permalink)
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is it walrusses or walri?
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Old 11-26-2003, 09:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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if it is walri then should it not be nippli?
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Old 11-26-2003, 09:59 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Why do I have them?
What purpose do they serve?
Are they just for decoration?
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Old 11-26-2003, 10:14 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Why do I have them?
What purpose do they serve?
Are they just for decoration?
Um.... would those be the walrii or the nipplii?
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Old 11-26-2003, 10:25 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Um.... would those be the walrii or the nipplii?
why, nipplii of coarse.....I haven't had a walrii since 1986
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Old 11-26-2003, 04:42 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i think walrii would be close to my favourite beasts.
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Old 11-26-2003, 06:47 PM   #14 (permalink)
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My Walreese have nice boobii's.
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Old 11-26-2003, 08:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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There's no wrong way to eat a Walreeses.
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Old 11-26-2003, 10:54 PM   #16 (permalink)
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can someone let me borrow five bucks? I get paid in a week or so. I'll pay you back. just five bucks. I'll give you interest if you want. like 5% interest.

circle one:
yes
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Old 11-26-2003, 11:00 PM   #17 (permalink)
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this one of "those" threads...

you know what i mean, right?
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Old 11-26-2003, 11:03 PM   #18 (permalink)
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here. just take it.
(what the world needs now.. is love sweet love...
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Old 11-26-2003, 11:06 PM   #19 (permalink)
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not for some, but for everyone)
it's the only thing thats there just too little of
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Old 11-27-2003, 01:38 AM   #20 (permalink)
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are Walreese capable of love?

i wonder if they are beasts that pair for life...??

what a fascinating thread this is turning out to be.
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Old 11-27-2003, 02:05 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I would eat a walreese.
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Old 11-27-2003, 02:35 AM   #22 (permalink)
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yes, i would eat some walreese as well...
i imagine it would taste similar to whale... which is another thing that i look forward to tasting.
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Old 11-27-2003, 02:46 AM   #23 (permalink)
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and seals- why does no one serve baby seal burgers?
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Old 11-27-2003, 08:51 AM   #24 (permalink)
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mmmmmm baby seal burgers, with a side of buffalo style eagle wings. and some dolphin juice to wash it down with.

now thats eatin!
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Old 11-27-2003, 08:55 AM   #25 (permalink)
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so.......

.......baby seal walks into a club.......
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Old 11-27-2003, 03:01 PM   #26 (permalink)
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... turns to the dolphin and says "Boy, is this place a dive or what?"
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Old 11-29-2003, 12:58 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Can't a guy make one mistake!
Maybe I should make another mistake.
Maybe I should make two.

Dolphin sez, "Naw, they decorated it this way on porpise."
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Old 12-01-2003, 08:20 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I could go for a tall glass of walrus milk right now.
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Old 12-01-2003, 10:24 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Not me! I want some Venezuelan beaver milk.
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Old 12-01-2003, 12:41 PM   #30 (permalink)
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He's not heavy, he's my blubber!!
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Old 12-01-2003, 12:43 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I got some milk out of a Venezuelan beaver once. Ended up getting a penicillan shot.
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Old 12-01-2003, 02:01 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I could go for a tall glass of walrus milk right now.
Tastes just like goat's milk, but with a refreshing hint of clam!

An indispensible ingredient of walrus gumbo, and a healthy part of your balanced breakfast.
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Old 12-01-2003, 03:54 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Why yes, we do have bananas today.
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Old 12-01-2003, 04:24 PM   #34 (permalink)
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- "I'll have a non-dairy walrus cream banana split, please. Extra clam sauce, please."

- "That'll be $2.50, please."

- "What? Last week it was $1.75!"

- "Yeah, but the creamer has since spoiled, so now you get more flavour and nourishment."

- "Awesome."
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Old 12-01-2003, 09:01 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Nubbin on the nippli<br>Umm diddle diddle um diddle I...
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Old 12-01-2003, 09:09 PM   #36 (permalink)
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nipple TERRORIST!
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Old 12-06-2003, 02:40 PM   #37 (permalink)
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nipple TERRORIST!
Of every. The Bra Bomber. He's a 36 C4.
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