skier

Sex, Drugs, and Rock'n Roll

What do you think

irseg

If I was God, I'd send all the people who had nothing better to do than go around worshipping me to hell. They should've spent their time being more productive and thinking independently instead of asking me for shit all the time.

Kaos

Up?

torgone

This will probably sound slightly stupid but here's what I think. The best way to get to heaven is spend as much time there as you can, while you can.

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Groucho Marx

lyxo

wait, so you're saying that i should take drugs all the time?
I mean, I talk to God when I'm on drugs
Don't you?

bundy

get her good and drunk...

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Ohayo!!!

Jadey

Tip the bouncer at the door.

Batman976

Take a left, go down two blocks, then take a right. It's the third building to your right. You can't miss it.

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The following statement is true.
The preceding statement was false.

Snoogans

Kill all humans and then find Jesus, if you're the only christian in the world they pretty much have to let you in, right?

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Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

uncle phil

If You Wanna Get To Heaven

Steve Cash / John Dillon


(HARP INTRO)

I never read it in a book

I never saw it on a show

but I heard it in the alley

on a weird radio

if you want a drink of water

you got to get it from a well

if you want to get to heaven

you got to raise a little hell



I never felt it in my feet

I never felt it in my soul

but I heard it the alley

now it's in my rock and roll

if you want to know a secret

you got to promise not to tell

if you want to get to heaven

you got to raise a little hell

(HARP SOLO)

(GUITAR SOLO)



I never thought it'd be so easy

I never thought it'd be so fun

but I heard it in the alley

now I got it on the run

if you want to see an angel

you got to find it where it fell

if you want to get to heaven

you got to raise a little hell

(GUITARS & HARP STUFF)



if you want to get to heaven

if you want to get to heaven

if you want to get to heaven

if you want to get to heaven

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

this is the route that i'm gonna take..........

waaaaaaay more fun..


Raise A Little Hell Trooper


Raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell
Raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell
Raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell

If you don't like
What you got
Why don't you change it
If your world is all screwed up
Rearrange it

Raise a little Hell ...

If you don't like what you see
Why don't you fight it
If you know there's something wrong
Why don't you right it

Raise a little Hell ...

In the end it comes down to your thinking
And there's really nobody to blame
When it feels like your ship is sinking
And you're too tired to play the game

Nobody's going to help you
You've just got to stand up alone
And dig in your heels
And see how it feels
To raise a little Hell of your own

Raise a little Hell ...

If you don't like
What you got
Why don't you change it
If your world is all screwed up
Rearrange it

Raise a little Hell ...

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Elegant Holmes

I was there once, but they don't let you in without a collared shirt .

Sion

if Heaven is full of Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Christian Fundamentalists or any other of the holier-than-thou types, Im not so sure I want to go there in the first place.

Hell might be full of fire, burning and torment forever, but at least there'd be some interesting people to talk to.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

glytch

I would love to think that the way to heaven had absolutely nothing to do with your belief in God, or you being saved. I would rather it be a reward for things that you've done with your life and how you've treated others. But alas, that's not what religious types want me to believe, so I guess I'm screwed.

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If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. - Mitch Hedberg

Giant Hamburger

Hail Citizens!

I am still searching for a buffer overflow vulnerability in heaven. Once found, I will submit a malformed packet, which will enable me to run arbitrary code of my choice. I will either be guaranteed a place by awarding myself administrative privileges or, depending on my mood, perhaps I will launch a denial of service attack. Beware of the dark clouds that are gathering. They may conceal a Giant Hamburger.
-GH

YzermanS19

GH, you are my hero.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Elegant Holmes

Most Enourmous of Hamburgers,
As I am potentially on your list as King of the Humans, could you see your way to maybe slipping me a user code to Heaven? I'll bring the mustard.

thejoker130

Dont eat chicken.

God will hate you because He is a giant chicken.
Cause lots of shit tastes like chicken and the G-man made everything in his own image, right?

Personally, i'm goin to hell cause i eat chicken all the time.

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WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
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I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.

Conclamo Ludus

Just ask.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

splck

The answer is....7

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nice line eh?

JoenOcoee

Not 7........ 42

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Remember kiddies, panic attacks can be fatal

taliendo

Jesus of Nazereth said:

"I am the way the truth and the light. None shall come to the Father but by me."

EDIT: this opinion does not reflect the station or the sponsers of said station. thank you, continue.

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-LIFE IS ABSURD-

tecoyah

Just how good can heaven be? We all left there to come here,,,,,Sure you wanna go back?

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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha