What's the right way to get to heaven?
 

Sex, Drugs, and Rock'n Roll

What do you think

If I was God, I'd send all the people who had nothing better to do than go around worshipping me to hell. They should've spent their time being more productive and thinking independently instead of asking me for shit all the time.

Up? :)

This will probably sound slightly stupid but here's what I think. The best way to get to heaven is spend as much time there as you can, while you can.

wait, so you're saying that i should take drugs all the time?
I mean, I talk to God when I'm on drugs
Don't you?

get her good and drunk...

Tip the bouncer at the door.

Take a left, go down two blocks, then take a right. It's the third building to your right. You can't miss it.

Kill all humans and then find Jesus, if you're the only christian in the world they pretty much have to let you in, right?

If You Wanna Get To Heaven

Steve Cash / John Dillon


(HARP INTRO)

I never read it in a book

I never saw it on a show

but I heard it in the alley

on a weird radio

if you want a drink of water

you got to get it from a well

if you want to get to heaven

you got to raise a little hell



I never felt it in my feet

I never felt it in my soul

but I heard it the alley

now it's in my rock and roll

if you want to know a secret

you got to promise not to tell

if you want to get to heaven

you got to raise a little hell

(HARP SOLO)

(GUITAR SOLO)



I never thought it'd be so easy

I never thought it'd be so fun

but I heard it in the alley

now I got it on the run

if you want to see an angel

you got to find it where it fell

if you want to get to heaven

you got to raise a little hell

(GUITARS & HARP STUFF)



if you want to get to heaven

if you want to get to heaven

if you want to get to heaven

if you want to get to heaven

this is the route that i'm gonna take..........

waaaaaaay more fun..


Raise A Little Hell Trooper


Raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell
Raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell
Raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell

If you don't like
What you got
Why don't you change it
If your world is all screwed up
Rearrange it

Raise a little Hell ...

If you don't like what you see
Why don't you fight it
If you know there's something wrong
Why don't you right it

Raise a little Hell ...

In the end it comes down to your thinking
And there's really nobody to blame
When it feels like your ship is sinking
And you're too tired to play the game

Nobody's going to help you
You've just got to stand up alone
And dig in your heels
And see how it feels
To raise a little Hell of your own

Raise a little Hell ...

If you don't like
What you got
Why don't you change it
If your world is all screwed up
Rearrange it

Raise a little Hell ...

I was there once, but they don't let you in without a collared shirt .

if Heaven is full of Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Christian Fundamentalists or any other of the holier-than-thou types, Im not so sure I want to go there in the first place.

Hell might be full of fire, burning and torment forever, but at least there'd be some interesting people to talk to.

I would love to think that the way to heaven had absolutely nothing to do with your belief in God, or you being saved. I would rather it be a reward for things that you've done with your life and how you've treated others. But alas, that's not what religious types want me to believe, so I guess I'm screwed.

Hail Citizens!

I am still searching for a buffer overflow vulnerability in heaven. Once found, I will submit a malformed packet, which will enable me to run arbitrary code of my choice. I will either be guaranteed a place by awarding myself administrative privileges or, depending on my mood, perhaps I will launch a denial of service attack. Beware of the dark clouds that are gathering. They may conceal a Giant Hamburger.
-GH

GH, you are my hero.

Most Enourmous of Hamburgers,
As I am potentially on your list as King of the Humans, could you see your way to maybe slipping me a user code to Heaven? I'll bring the mustard.

Dont eat chicken.

God will hate you because He is a giant chicken.
Cause lots of shit tastes like chicken and the G-man made everything in his own image, right?

Personally, i'm goin to hell cause i eat chicken all the time.

Just ask.

The answer is....7

Not 7........ 42

Jesus of Nazereth said:

"I am the way the truth and the light. None shall come to the Father but by me."

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Just how good can heaven be? We all left there to come here,,,,,Sure you wanna go back?