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Old 11-15-2003, 09:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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entertain me?

alrighty. mods, please DELETE this thread. thanks.

bernie = dumb sometimes (this is one of those times)
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Old 11-15-2003, 10:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-15-2003, 11:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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bernie = dumb sometimes (this is one of those times)
You want the "equals thread" a few threads down.
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Old 11-16-2003, 12:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i love you guys. seriously.

you make me smile.
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Old 11-16-2003, 01:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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um...pointless much?
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Old 11-17-2003, 01:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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And in the morning when I wake up
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Old 11-17-2003, 01:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 11-17-2003, 01:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Darn, and I was hoping to come in here and entertain Bernadette.
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Old 11-17-2003, 03:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Me too.. I guess I'll just have to take my juggling clowns somewhere else.
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Old 11-17-2003, 03:45 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 11-17-2003, 03:50 PM   #11 (permalink)
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where were y'all 2 days ago when i was home alone & needed entertainment?

oh yeah... probably enjoying life & the weekend!
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Old 11-17-2003, 04:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 11-17-2003, 05:22 PM   #13 (permalink)
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where were y'all 2 days ago when i was home alone & needed entertainment?

oh yeah... probably enjoying life & the weekend!
Yeah.... I was drinking, sorry about that.
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Old 11-17-2003, 05:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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*puts on porno music*
You said you wanted entertainment?
*starts unbuttoning shirt, rips it off*
*starts stripping seductively*
*gives bernadette a lapdance*
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Old 11-17-2003, 06:52 PM   #15 (permalink)
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A Google Image Search of "Bernadette" is somewhat entertaining (or not):

Hope you aren't so bored now...
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Old 11-17-2003, 08:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
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dear bernadette,
is there anything as entertaining as the Crab?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man, i could just laugh at that all day...

heres an old friend of yours...


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Old 11-18-2003, 03:28 AM   #17 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.............BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM



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Old 11-18-2003, 08:33 AM   #18 (permalink)
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aw look at you guys! you're the best!!

you've brought me lapdances & crabs (hmm), sexy roos, an exploding man & entertaining bernadaettes - altho i must admit this one is borderline scary:
<img src="http://www.popingays.com/IMG/fanzine/bernadette.jpg">

thanks!
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Old 11-18-2003, 08:43 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Hail Bernadette!

Just for you!
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Sorry for the delay, my head is elsewhere.
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