bernadette

alrighty. mods, please DELETE this thread. thanks.

bernie = dumb sometimes (this is one of those times)

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Munku

O_O ?????????

Fremen

You want the "equals thread" a few threads down.

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bernadette

i love you guys. seriously.

you make me smile.

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SSJwrestler

um...pointless much?

uncle phil

Me and My Arrow
Harry Nilsson

Me and my arrow
Straighter than narrow
Wherever we go, every one knows
It's me and my arrow

Me and my arrow
Taking the high road
Wherever we go, everyone knows
It's me and my arrow

And in the morning when I wake up
She may be gone, I don't know
And we make up just to break up
I'll carry on, oh yes I will

{refrain}
Me and my arrow
(do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do)
Straighter than narrow
Wherever we go, every one knows
It's me and my arrow

Me and my arrow (5X)

{Refrain}

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

SaltPork

grumble, grumble, grumble........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

Redlemon

Darn, and I was hoping to come in here and entertain Bernadette.

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Batman976

Me too.. I guess I'll just have to take my juggling clowns somewhere else.

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Redlemon

Careful, Batman, I think your clowns just slipped in my kiddie pool full of Astroglide...

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bernadette

where were y'all 2 days ago when i was home alone & needed entertainment?

oh yeah... probably enjoying life & the weekend!

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uncle phil

florida...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Batman976

Yeah.... I was drinking, sorry about that.

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sadistikdreams

*puts on porno music*
You said you wanted entertainment?
*starts unbuttoning shirt, rips it off*
*starts stripping seductively*
*gives bernadette a lapdance*

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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
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hearts, by d.a.

richeee

A Google Image Search of "Bernadette" is somewhat entertaining (or not):

Hope you aren't so bored now...

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bundy

dear bernadette,
is there anything as entertaining as the Crab?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man, i could just laugh at that all day...

heres an old friend of yours...

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Fly

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.............BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM



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bernadette

aw look at you guys! you're the best!!

you've brought me lapdances & crabs (hmm), sexy roos, an exploding man & entertaining bernadaettes - altho i must admit this one is borderline scary:
<img src="http://www.popingays.com/IMG/fanzine/bernadette.jpg">

thanks!

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Giant Hamburger

Hail Bernadette!

Just for you!
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Sorry for the delay, my head is elsewhere.
-GH