entertain me?
 

alrighty. mods, please DELETE this thread. thanks.

bernie = dumb sometimes (this is one of those times)

O_O ?????????

You want the "equals thread" a few threads down. ;)

i love you guys. seriously.

you make me smile.

um...pointless much?

Me and My Arrow
Harry Nilsson

Me and my arrow
Straighter than narrow
Wherever we go, every one knows
It's me and my arrow

Me and my arrow
Taking the high road
Wherever we go, everyone knows
It's me and my arrow

And in the morning when I wake up
She may be gone, I don't know
And we make up just to break up
I'll carry on, oh yes I will

{refrain}
Me and my arrow
(do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do)
Straighter than narrow
Wherever we go, every one knows
It's me and my arrow

Me and my arrow (5X)

{Refrain}

grumble, grumble, grumble........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Darn, and I was hoping to come in here and entertain Bernadette.

Me too.. I guess I'll just have to take my juggling clowns somewhere else.

Careful, Batman, I think your clowns just slipped in my kiddie pool full of Astroglide...

where were y'all 2 days ago when i was home alone & needed entertainment?

oh yeah... probably enjoying life & the weekend!

florida...

Yeah.... I was drinking, sorry about that.

*puts on porno music*
You said you wanted entertainment?
*starts unbuttoning shirt, rips it off*
*starts stripping seductively*
*gives bernadette a lapdance*

A Google Image Search of "Bernadette" is somewhat entertaining (or not):http://www.cdbaby.com/covers/b/e/bernadette.jpg http://www.connections1835.com.au/im...bernadette.jpg http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/...e%20Peters.jpg http://www.popingays.com/IMG/fanzine/bernadette.jpg

Hope you aren't so bored now...:p

dear bernadette,
is there anything as entertaining as the Crab?

http://www.eryptick.net/g/crab-000721.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man, i could just laugh at that all day...

heres an old friend of yours...
http://www.kidzone.ws/animals/kangaroo.jpg
http://www.cohunu.com.au/kangaroo-3.jpe

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.............BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM



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aw look at you guys! you're the best!!

you've brought me lapdances & crabs (hmm), sexy roos, an exploding man & entertaining bernadaettes - altho i must admit this one is borderline scary:
<img src="http://www.popingays.com/IMG/fanzine/bernadette.jpg">

thanks! :icare:

Hail Bernadette!

Just for you!
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Sorry for the delay, my head is elsewhere.
-GH