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Old 08-14-2005, 05:27 PM   #721 (permalink)
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Well, at least he's got aspirations. Someday, Flyman, someday... never give up hope!

Uncle Phil, that's from Big Yellow Bus by Seven Nations. First thing that popped in my head whilst I was choking on my Harp and laughing.
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Old 08-19-2005, 10:30 AM   #722 (permalink)
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here ya go, buddy...


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Old 08-19-2005, 10:58 AM   #723 (permalink)
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He keeps thinking that someday he'll be able to drive it......
Proof again that Paddyjoe and Flyman share the love that dare not speak it name...



I think I feel a song coming on...

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I like to sit in back, watch out for cops. Play with baby's hair, play with baby's top. And when she's get tired that way. I whisper in her ear an' say. Bend over, I'll drive. Bend over, I'll drive. Bend over, I'll drive. Is this the way Jayne Mansfield died? Bend over, I'll drive. Now, I was born in a test tube. But daddy tried it this way, too. Mama stripped his gears fore the light turned red. When she heard what that shiftleff no-count said, he said. Bend over, I'll drive. Now as I was sayin' before I quit. If you're lookin' for thrills baby this is it! Even the queen o' Sweden sometimes is needin' some yuks. So if you're on the prowl for a night to howl, just duck!
The Cramps - Bend Over, I'll Drive.
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Old 08-19-2005, 11:34 AM   #724 (permalink)
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I see from Charlies avatar, who the real frustrated 'driver' is.



freak.........
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Old 08-20-2005, 02:14 AM   #725 (permalink)
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Far out. Truly.
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 08-20-2005, 05:45 AM   #726 (permalink)
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That is a bit of culture I will never understand...
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Old 08-20-2005, 06:17 AM   #727 (permalink)
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thanx Hanx.......i gotta say i failed the test....

Nancy.........my dear........what the fuck was that little vid?????

i mean christ,just cuz i bought a farm,doesn't mean i'm gonna be a redneck,and i still have all my damn teeth too.......


and joe and Charlie.........you guys are fucked eh......

thanks for the laughs you wingnuts.
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Old 08-20-2005, 01:33 PM   #728 (permalink)
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Old 08-21-2005, 04:53 AM   #729 (permalink)
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wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into a dream
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Old 08-21-2005, 10:09 AM   #730 (permalink)
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The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives he releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets


Now, name that song Flyman
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Old 08-23-2005, 03:14 AM   #731 (permalink)
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you and your fucking "sheep" fetish astro.......




*thanks for the tunes too bro*
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Old 08-23-2005, 06:24 AM   #732 (permalink)
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Ha, ha. You said sheep.
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Old 08-24-2005, 07:00 PM   #733 (permalink)
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Ha, ha. You said sheep.

ssswhat the rubber boots are all about baby.........


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Old 08-25-2005, 06:30 AM   #734 (permalink)
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ee i ee i... OH!?!
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Old 08-25-2005, 06:41 AM   #735 (permalink)
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Flyman is to sheep as bunnies are to dogs.
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Old 08-25-2005, 07:07 AM   #736 (permalink)
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Nancy.........my dear........what the fuck was that little vid?????

i mean christ,just cuz i bought a farm,doesn't mean i'm gonna be a redneck,and i still have all my damn teeth too.......
Hell I know that fly. I just saw that video and thought you'd get a kick out of it, that's all. I promise
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Old 08-25-2005, 07:33 AM   #737 (permalink)
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Uh-oh, Nancy hit a bit too close to home there, eh fly old boy...........
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:56 AM   #738 (permalink)
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I thought you moved so you could avoid the Skwurlz...
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Old 08-25-2005, 11:17 AM   #739 (permalink)
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Monkey Man
Rolling Stones

I’m a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That’s not really true

I’m a cold italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?

But I’ve been bit and I’ve been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

Well, I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey woman too

I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through

Yes, I’m a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don’t you?

Well, I hope we’re not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues

Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe

I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey...
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:11 PM   #740 (permalink)
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Shit flyman... what else have you been hiding from us?

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Old 08-29-2005, 04:36 PM   #741 (permalink)
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they really think his tractor's sexy...
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Old 09-01-2005, 06:46 AM   #742 (permalink)
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Yo fly! Check your Gmail please - I need your opinion on something before I can finish the duplication of the pot shirt!
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 09-02-2005, 12:20 PM   #743 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2005, 04:28 AM   #744 (permalink)
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fuckin' eh Hanx.........that is a sweet gif man.

many thanx.


and Nancy.......just mailed you back.......
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Old 09-07-2005, 07:57 AM   #745 (permalink)
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THE POT SHIRT IS FINISHED!!! Go check it out fly
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 09-07-2005, 08:37 AM   #746 (permalink)
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Here you go, this is what you need buddy...
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Old 09-07-2005, 04:45 PM   #747 (permalink)
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damn, that'll drive it down a notch or two...

really know how to hurt a guy, splck...
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:38 PM   #748 (permalink)
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hmmm...

well i just finished reading all 19 pages of this thread, and there are alot of rexes...

so i dunno if anyone has posted these b4,

but:


isn't this just the shit dreams are made of???

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Old 09-15-2005, 12:42 PM   #749 (permalink)
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:52 PM   #750 (permalink)
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i've got me rubber boots..............
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Old 09-17-2005, 06:06 AM   #751 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2005, 06:43 AM   #752 (permalink)
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i kinda feel like how that guy looks right now Hanx................
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Old 09-17-2005, 04:35 PM   #753 (permalink)
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fly, hank knows his lobstahs...trust me...and, his little feat...
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Old 10-18-2005, 10:46 AM   #754 (permalink)
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Say Fly... fancy a ganja egg?
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

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Old 10-19-2005, 01:23 AM   #755 (permalink)
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thanks Nancy....always something cool from you.

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Old 12-02-2005, 04:40 AM   #756 (permalink)
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I just heard this, so why did I think of the fly.....


Charlie Daniels
Long Haired Country Boy


People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon
Cause I get stoned in the mornin, get drunk in the afternoon
Kinda like my ole blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade
And I ain't got no money but I've damn sure got it made

Chorus:
And I ain't askin' nobody for nothing
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
You just leave this long haired country boy alone

Preacher man talkin' on the radio, puttin' down the rock and roll
He wants me to send a donation cause he's worried about my soul
He said Jesus walked on the water and I know that it's true
But sometimes I think that preacher man might do a little walkin', too

Chorus

Poor girl wants to marry and the rich girl wants to flirt
Rich man goes to college and the poor man goes to work
A drunkard wants another drink of wine and the politician wants a vote
I don't want much of nothing at all but I will take another toke

Chorus
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Old 12-02-2005, 05:30 AM   #757 (permalink)
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with the exception of the long hair..........you damn near nailed it joe.


thanks man.........*wipes tear away*
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Old 12-02-2005, 01:18 PM   #758 (permalink)
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damn, how could i have forgotten that one...
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:20 PM   #759 (permalink)
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old timers disease, baby.......
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:44 PM   #760 (permalink)
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don't tell me uncle mystro is losing his touch..........





*hehehehe.......good one joe*
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