Astrocloud

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I'm in a very sensitive mood.

uncle phil

probably one of the more "sensitive" songs i've ever heard...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Astrocloud

Well fly is a sensitive guy -I figured he'd appreciate it.

paddyjoe

hahahahahahaha

Fly

thanx Astro........great tune my friend.


the fuck do you know buddy.....i'm pretty sensative man.


*piss off eh*.........*bastard*



gimme a kiss baby

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splck

*walks away holding belly trying not to laugh*

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nice line eh?

Fly

i got something for you to hold pal..............

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paddyjoe

Nice to see you're finally coming out of the closet, my friend. Things should really become more comfortable for you now............

uncle phil

fly needs to come to rochester, if for nothing else, to see the HOG
...last weekend in july...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Astrocloud

Here you go a 1954 Strat.

And take your picks of these state of the art Amps:

Fly

fuckin' eh Astro.........can i have ALL the amps man?

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Astrocloud

I thought you took them all because all that's left is a little red x

Fly

i see 'em fine..........fuckin' kill 'im.....fuckin' kill 'im.... kill 'im already kill 'im

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Hanxter

It was a hot Sunday mornin'
Middle of July
The choir was a singin'
'Bout the sweet by and by

Everybody was a swayin'
And sweatin' in the heat
We all bowed our heads down
As the preacher took his seat

My sister and my brother
stood next to my mother
In the quiet at the close of the verse
That's when daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

My sister rolled her eyes back
My brother bit his lip
My cousin just behind us
Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?"

I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve
Stared down at my shoes
Lord, you could hear a pin drop
As we stood there in the pew

Heads were turnin',
eyes were burnin'
Momma stuck her nose in her purse
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

He cut the big one
It was a stinker
Then he broke the silence
With a snicker
And us kids started laughin'
'Til I thought we was all gonna burst
After daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

He said, "The devil made me do it"
Momma said it was the liverwurst
And that's why daddy cut the big one
At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church

Fly

i figure this is in reference to my ass all over the joint?......

thanx Hanx......but i gotta say...it was bratwurst,not liverwurst

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:::OshnSoul:::

Ya I got a little something for the flyman............


ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fly

well.............i'll take that then....

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Astrocloud

It looks like posting your butt gets you some positive reinforcement. Just please don't do it again.

paddyjoe

He hasta post those hairy globes AC. Who the fuck wants to look at that goofy head.

uncle phil

yeah, roofer's tan...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

comin' from baldy himself.......

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Astrocloud

I hate bald dudes. You tell em fly!

uncle phil

hey, my wife's husband is bald...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Astrocloud

So's my hand's um... girlfriend...

Fly

fuck sakes Astro...i'm goin' bald dude.......

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Astrocloud

Who's this ugly mug?

bernadette

dude, this is an evil post. check out the reply number.

anyway, http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/index.html

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Fly

ahahahhhahhahaha........the li'l fuckin' rodent has his own limo........


.....and the tv cameras too...........bastard skwerlz.......

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bernadette

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Astrocloud

Shh... Bern I think he's ignoring me.

Astrocloud

Here's a canadian version of Forbes magazine.

Fly

oh look........they're talkin' about pot.........forshame,forshame............

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splck

mmmm....pot

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nice line eh?

paddyjoe

Dr. Hook


Cover Of The Rolling Stone


(ah ha ha… I don’t believe it... … hey Ray, hey Sugar, tell ‘emwho we are…)

Well, we big rock singers, we got golden fingers, and we’re lovedeverywhere we go.
(That sounds like us)
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth at ten thousanddollars a show.
We take all kind of pills to give us all kind of thrills but thethrill we’ve never known
Is the thrill that’ll getcha when you get your picture on thecover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone – wanna see my picture on the cover-
Stone- wanna buy 5 copies for my mother-
Stone- wanna see my smilin’ face
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.
(That’s a very good idea…)

I got a freaky old lady name a’ Cocaine Kitty who embroiders onmy jeans.
I got my poor old gray-haired daddy
drivin’ my limousine.
Now it’s all designed to blow our minds
but our minds won’t really be blown
like the blow that’ll getcha when you get your picture on thecover of the Rolling Stone.

Rolling Stone- wanna see our pictures on the cover-
Stone- wanna buy 5 copies for our mothers-
Stone- wanna see my smilin’ face
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

ROCK AND ROLL!
(Aw, that’s just beautiful)

We got a lotta little teenage blue-eyed groupies
who do anything we say.
We got a genuine Indian guru
who’s teachin’ us a better way.
We got all the friends that money can buy
so we never have to be alone.
And we keep getting’ richer but we can’t get our picture
on the cover of the Rolling Stone

Rolling Stone- wanna see my picture on the cover-
Stone- wanna buy 5 copies for my mother-
Stone- wanna see my smilin’ face on the cover of the RollingStone.

On the cover of the Rolling…
Wanna see my picture on the cover-
wanna buy 5 copies for my mother-
wanna see my smilin’ face on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

(Man, I can see it now… there we are… on the front, smilin’….)

Fly

awww that's just beautiful..........


thanx joe...i trip on that tune mega man.

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bernadette

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hey fly, your back yard... every night when you're fast asleep...
they're busy making you future skwerlz for generations to come.
plus, they steal your wobblies. you're really not drinking as much you thought, eh!

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Fly

bastard skwerl fornicaters.........go fuck in someone elses yard.

*devil spawn i tell you*

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Charlatan

It is the the unholy skwerl... he wants your soul flyman (then he'll drink your pops)...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

bernadette

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^ how about another skwerl ?

*runs away before paddyjoe notices!*

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paddyjoe

***sigh***