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uncle phil 05-28-2008 01:46 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Gimme Three Steps
Lynyrd Skynyrd


I was cutting the rug
Down at a place called the jug
With a girl named linda lu
When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who.
He said, ’hey there fellow,
With the hair colored yellow,
Watcha tryin’ to prove?
’cause that’s my woman there
And I’m a man who cares
And this might be all for you.’

I was scared and fearing for my life.
I was shakin’ like a leaf on a tree.
’cause he was lean, mean,
Big and bad, lord,
Pointin’ that gun at me.
I said, ’wait a minute, mister,
I didn’t even kiss her.
Don’t want no trouble with you.
And I know you don’t owe me
But I wish you’d let me
Ask one favor from you.’

(chorus)
’won’t you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
And you’ll never see me no more.’

Well the crowd cleared away
And I began to pray
As the water fell on the floor.
And I’m telling you son,
Well, it ain’t no fun
Staring straight down a forty-four.
Well he turned and screamed at linda lu
And that’s the break I was looking for.
And you could hear me screaming a mile away
As I was headed out towards the door.

(chorus)


Astrocloud 06-01-2008 01:00 PM


Fly 06-01-2008 02:59 PM

fuckin' eh brother......heading to the cabin next wekend...woooooohoooooooo.

Astrocloud 06-03-2008 12:23 AM

In that case


uncle phil 06-03-2008 10:41 AM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
hey, fly, sing this to your buddy the squirrel...

DEAD SKUNK
Loudon Wainwright III


Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven!


Astrocloud 06-03-2008 10:47 PM

Look someone who's drunk and stoned on a stage somewhere:




Fly 06-05-2008 12:33 PM

thanks for the tunes and vids guys........

hey Astroglid..........damn sorry.........Astrocloud,no sound outta your last 2 vids man.

wtf?


you did that just to fuck w/ me right?



bastard.



*edit*...........well shit..........they now work.........go figure.


you're still a bastard though.............:D




BEER GOOD!!!!

uncle phil 06-13-2008 12:52 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Start Me Up
The Rolling Stones

If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
You make a grown man cry
Spread out the oil, the gasoline
I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine
Start it up
If you start it up
Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got
I can't compete with the riders in the other heats
If you rough it up
If you like it you can slide it up, slide it up
Don't make a grown man cry
My eyes dilate, my lips go green
My hands are greasy
She's a mean, mean machine
Start it up
If start me up
Give it all you got
You got to never, never, never stop
Never, never
Slide it up
You make a grown man cry
Ride like the wind at double speed
I'll take you places that you've never, never seen
Start it up
Love the day when we will never stop, never stop
Never stop, never stop
Tough me up
Never stop, never stop, never stop
You, you, you make a grown man cry
You, you make a dead man cum
You, you make a dead man cum


Fly 06-14-2008 06:00 AM

lovely phil..........now i have to have a beer and clamato.






:D

uncle phil 06-14-2008 09:27 AM

here ya go again...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...andclamato.jpg

Fly 06-14-2008 10:57 AM

you tried one of those yet phil?

i like to mix my own eh,that way i get the proper beer to clam ratio goin' on.

uncle phil 06-14-2008 11:39 AM

ya know, i like steamed or fried clams, i used to drink a LOT of beer back in the day, and i'm not averse to a sip or two of tomato juice on occassion; however, the thought of the three together doesn't really trip my trigger, know what i mean?

just had my own little B & C with lunch earlier...

Fly 06-14-2008 03:56 PM

well.........i guess it is an acquired taste ............

Astrocloud 06-14-2008 07:28 PM

Stones huh?


uncle phil 06-15-2008 12:59 PM

damn, i love that song, and haven't heard it for years...

Fly 06-15-2008 06:59 PM

i'm sure he meant ................


Stoned huh?

uncle phil 06-16-2008 01:52 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Life's Been Good
Joe Walsh


I have a mansion but forget the price
Ain't never been there, they tell me its nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all

They say I'm crazy but I have a have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

My Maseratti does one-eighty-five
I lost my license, now I dont drive
I have a limo, ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked

I'm making records, my fans they can't wait
They write me letters, tell me I'm great
So I got me an office, gold records on the wall
Just leave a message, maybe I'll call

Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
I cant complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far

I go to parties sometimes until four
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody's so different, I haven't changed

They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
I keep on goin' guess I'll never know why
Life's been good to me so far


Fly 06-16-2008 05:23 PM

fuckin' eh baby..........life has been good.



and it keeps getting better...............:thumbsup:




never stop learnin' man..........lots to see.:eek:

Astrocloud 06-16-2008 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
i'm sure he meant ................


Stoned huh?




Cause dope will get you everytime

Fly 06-17-2008 02:31 PM

dope is for dopes.........

paddyjoe 06-17-2008 03:17 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1213744609



Teenage had a race for the night time
Spent my cash on every high I could find
Wasted time in every school in L.A.
Getting loose, I didn't care what the kids say

We're white punks on dope
Mom & Dad moved to Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope
Can't clean up, though I know I should
White punks on dope
White punks on dope

Other dudes are living in the ghetto
But born in Pacific Heights don't seem much betto

We're white punks on dope
Mom & Dad live in Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope
I can't clean up, though I know I should
White punks on dope
White punks on dope

I go crazy 'cause my folks are so fucking rich
Have to score when I get that rich white punk itch
Sounds real classy, living in a chateau
So lonely, all the other kids will never know

We're white punks on dope
Mom & Dad live in Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope
Can't clean up, though I know I should
White punks on dope
White punks on dope

Astrocloud 06-17-2008 06:16 PM

White punks on dope

Phoenix band

Astrocloud 06-20-2008 02:38 AM



http://www.nfb.ca/web428x321/Films/27793/27793_1.jpg

Twas early in the spring when I decide to go
For to work up in the woods in North On-tar-i-o
The unemployment office said they'd send me through
To the Little Abi-tibi with the survey crew

And the black flies, the little black flies
Always the black fly, no matter where you go
I'll die with the black fly a-picking my bones
In North On-tar-i-o-i-o, in North On-tar-i-o

Now the man, black Toby was the captain of the crew
And he said, "I'm gonna tell you boys what we're gonna do
They want to build a power dam and we must find a way
For to make the Little Ab flow around the other way"

So we survey to the east and we survey to the west
And we couldn't make our minds up how to do it best
Little Ab, Little Ab, what shall I do
For I'm all but goin' crazy on the survey crew

It was black fly, black fly everywhere
A-crawlin' in your whiskers, a-crawlin' in your hair
A-swimmin' in the soup, and a'swimmin in the tea
Oh the devil take the black fly and let me be

Black Toby fell to swearin' 'cause the work went slow
And the state of our morale was gettin' pretty low
And the flies swarmed heavy, it was hard to catch a breath
As you staggered up and down the trail talkin' to yourself

Now the bull cook's name was Blind River Joe
If it hadn't been for him we'd have never pulled through
For he bound up our bruises, and he kidded us for fun
And he lathered us with bacon grease and balsam gum

At last the job was over, Black Toby said, We're through
With the Little Abitibi and the survey crew'
Twas a wonderful experience and this I know
I'll never go again to North Ontar-i-o

Fly 06-20-2008 02:52 AM

thanks Astro........cool little ditty

Astrocloud 06-20-2008 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
thanks Astro........cool little ditty

If you listen to the lyrics -you'll understand that you have been pestering him.

uncle phil 06-20-2008 01:08 PM

yeah...flies, skwerls, they're all pesky little things...

Astrocloud 06-20-2008 01:16 PM

In the video you posted, Joe changed some of the lyrics here are some changes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
Life's Been Good
Joe Walsh (Live Hardhat Version)


I have a mansion -forget the price
Ain't never been there, they tell me its nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all

They say I'm crazy but I have a have a good time (yes I do)
Just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

My Maseratti does one-eighty-five
I lost my license, now I dont drive
I have a limo, ride in the back
I lock the doors and watch the war in Iraq.

I'm making records, my fans they can't wait
They write me letters, tell me Glen's great
So I got me an office, gold records on the wall
Leave a message, maybe I'll call

Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through (everybody say I'm cool -He's cool)
I cant complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far

okay, okay
I go to parties sometimes until four
Hard to leave when you can't find the door (come in)
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody's so damn different, We haven't changed

... Oh and sometimes Sometimes I still cry
Everybody say oh yeah (Oh Yeah)
Keep on going and I don't know why.
Lifes been good to me so far.

uncle phil 06-20-2008 01:31 PM

i know...i posted those lyrics in september, '04, but i loved the hardhat video...

Fly 06-20-2008 06:27 PM

no need to bring up the past boys.........let's just move along.........





:D

Astrocloud 06-20-2008 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
no need to bring up the past boys.........let's just move along.........





:D

We were so fighting about something which we both love. I am still pissed. I don't know if I can move along.

Fly 06-21-2008 05:21 AM

you need a hug Astro?

Astrocloud 06-21-2008 11:08 AM

hugs not drugs.

ottopilot 06-21-2008 06:16 PM

I have some vicodin left over from '04.

Fly 06-21-2008 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopilot
I have some vicodin left over from '04.



synthetic........?:no:


i'll stick with the pot..........:thumbsup:

Astrocloud 06-21-2008 10:22 PM



I've been listening to this song lately. Maybe you'll like it.

Fly 06-22-2008 07:15 AM

cool tune Astro........the vid is a bit bent but,good tune none the less.

i need your email dude,or i can't send you those songs......

Astrocloud 06-23-2008 12:50 AM

Oh well here is a song by a band that you can't buy on this side of the pond. The animation is by a well known dutch animator:


Astrocloud 06-24-2008 07:26 PM

I posted this on fark a while back.
The animation is awesome

Astrocloud 07-02-2008 02:48 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...hTakesAHit.jpg

Here flyman, have a hit.

Fly 07-02-2008 03:26 AM

in your post 1278,that the kind of animation you're doing Astro?


and that's a cool tune too




...........and thanks for the bud:thumbsup:


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