Originally Posted by uncle phil

Barstool Blues
Neil Young


If I could hold on
to just one thought
For long enough to know
Why my mind is moving so fast
And the conversation is slow.
Burn off all the fog
And let the sun
through to the snow
Let me see your face again
Before I have to go.

I have seen you in the movies
And in those magazines at night
I saw you on the barstool when
You held that glass so tight.
And I saw you in my nightmares
But I'll see you in my dreams
And I might live a thousand years
Before I know what that means.

Once there was a friend of mine
Who died a thousand deaths
His life was filled with parasites
And countless idle threats.
He trusted in a woman
And on her he made his bets
Once there was a friend of mine
Who died a thousand deaths.

Originally Posted by Fly

hey man,you catch the winter classic out your way?...........great hockey with all that snow falling.


you watch it or were you able to attend?

Originally Posted by uncle phil

I'd Love To
Lee Aaron


Ask me if I'd like to go
Around the world with you
If we could leave tomorrow
Baby ya know I'd love to

Ask me if I'd like to spend
A day in the jungle with you..
As long as we're together boy
Baby ya know I'd love to

I'd love to quit my job
Dress like a slob
Run naked in the rain
Colour my hair
Maybe green if I dare
As long as I'm with you anything's game

Nothing's taboo where you are concerned
Nothing is so tried and true
'Cause when it comes to bein' in love
Baby with you I'd love to

Ask me if I'd like ta fly
On a spaceship to the moon
Aw gravity means nothin' ta me
So baby ya know I'd love to

Ask me.. if I'd like ta dine on
Caviar from a silver spoon
Paper plate me chocolate cake me
Baby ya know I'd love to

We could swing a trapeze
Join Save The Trees
Capture the last falling star
Drive a Lamborghini escape like Houdini
As long as I'm with you wherever you are

Nothing's taboo where you are concerned
Nothing is so tried.. an' true
When it comes to bein' in love
Oh baby with you I'd love to
Go

(Ahh..) nothing's taboo where you are concerned
Nothing is so tried an' true
When it comes to bein' in love
Baby with you.... aw baby ya know..
Baby.. ya know, I'd love to
Oh I'd love to..
I'd love to...
I'd love to - oh..
I'd love to... yeah

TALK (BERNIE):
{mumbles something unintelligible}
WHISPER (LEE):
Oh baby
SING:
I'd love to
TALK (BERNIE):
{mumbles something unintelligible}
SING (LEE):
oooh.... I'd love to... oh... yeah
TALK (BERNIE):
{mumbles something unintelligible}
(LEE):
What? {giggles}
SING:
I'd love to
Oh I'd love to - oh
{scatting}
I'd love to
Yooo... oh baby, I'd love to....

SHOUT:
OK shut up!

Originally Posted by Fly

phil buddy...........i had a 4"X4" poster of Lee Aaron in my room.........


metal queen man............nice find.


i like her range..........she can sing anything.



thank you

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Drunk Game (Sweet Sugar Pie)
Ol' Dirty Bastard


Yo imagine, imagine the shit
Drunk as hell and shit
And you going into a fuckin bar and shit
You stumbling over bitches and everything
Falling over everywhere, throwing up and shit

Yeahhayyyeahhahhh
C'mon c'mon
Ahhahahiahhhhhhh
I want ALL y'all people to feel what I feel
See my momma taught me this SHEEEIIIT
And my daddy learned from my momma
Which is good! Which is goodahhhhhhhhh

Sweet sugar pie, oh I wish you were mine
Lookin so good, like you know you should, yeah
And I-ayyeah, love you down, down baby
Oh my girlie, sweet my honey
You look so good to me
Love you down, all night long
Yeahhheahhhahhhh
Yeah, all night long
Yeahhahhhhhh, all night long girl
Sugar pie
Sweet oh-my-oh-my there's no lie
I love you girl, love you girl
Love you sweet pie
Yeaheahhhahhhhh

Do you love me? Do you love me like this?
(Do you love this girl) I know you love me.
I love you TOO!!
Ahhahhahhhah
(I'll let you know) I'm serious
I need to know that
I needs you to let me really know that
I said I'm serious, very, very serious
Aight, let's go

*sounds like Ol Dirty having the orgasm from hell on the microphone*

Yeahhhh, all night long
Yeahhaeahhahhhh
Ahhhhhhhahahyeahh
It's other groups that's better than me like the Temptations
And you other, groups
From the Motown, Philadelphia, Atlanta
(this is dedicated to you)
And you others, better than me
Mrs. Jones, don't feel disgraced baby
Because I love your soul your got it together type thing
Diana Ross
(see I don't say these things for myself)
Michael JAZZY-Jackson
(please understand or something)
NO! I'm the baddest, hip-hop man, across the world!
I don't care, what you care, I just give, what you receive!

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Pissing in a river
Patti Smith

Pissing in a river, watching it rise
Tattoo fingers shy away from me
Voices voices mesmerize
Voices voices beckoning sea
Come come come come back come back
Come back come back come back

Spoke of a wheel, tip of a spoon
Mouth of a cave, I'm a slave I'm free.
When are you coming ? Hope you come soon
Fingers, fingers encircling thee
Come come come come come come
Come come come come come come for me oh

My bowels are empty, excreting your soul
What more can I give you ? Baby I don't know
What more can I give you to make this thing grow?
Don't turn your back now, I'm talking to you

Should I pursue a path so twisted ?
Should I crawl defeated and gifted ?
Should I go the length of a river
[The royal, the throne, the cry me a river]
Everything I've done, I've done for you
Oh I give my life for you.
Every move I made I move to you,
And I came like a magnet for you now.

What about it, you're gonna leave me,
What about it, you don't need me,
What about it, I can't live without you,
What about it, I never doubted you
What about it ? What about it ?
What about it ? What about it ?

Should I pursue a path so twisted ?
Should I crawl defeated and gifted ?
Should I go the length of a river,
[The royal, the throne, the cry me a river]
What about it, what about it, what about it ?
Oh, I'm pissing in a river.

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Hey Nineteen
Steely Dan

Way back when
In Sixty-seven
I was the dandy
Of Gamma Chi
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing
Moved down to Scarsdale
Where the hell am I
Hey Nineteen
No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

Hey Nineteen
That's 'Retha Franklin
She don't remember
The Queen of Soul
It's hard times befallen
The sole survivors
She thinks I'm crazy
But I'm just growing old

Hey Nineteen
No we got nothing in common
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Cigarettes and Alcohol
Rod Stewart


Is it my imagination
Or have I finally found something worth living for?
I was looking for some action
But all I found was cigarettes and alcohol

You could wait for a lifetime
To spend your days in the sunshine
You might as well do the white line
Cos when it comes on top . . .

You gotta make it happen!
Is it worth the aggravation
To find yourself a job when there's nothing worth working for?
It's a crazy situation
But all I need are cigarettes and alcohol!

You could wait for a lifetime
To spend your days in the sunshine
You might as well do the white line
Cos when it comes on top . . .

You gotta make it happen!

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Whiskey In The Jar
Metallica
(Originally recorded by Thin Lizzy)


As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya

I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money yeah I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she'd love me, never would she leave me
But the devil take that woman for you know she treat me easy

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

Being drunk and weary I went to Molly's chamber
Takin' my money with me and I never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven in walked Captain Farrell
I jumped up, fired off my pistols and I shot him with both barrels

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

Now some men like the fishin' and some men like the fowlin'
And some men like ta hear, ta hear cannon ball a roarin'
Me I like sleepin' specially in my Molly's chamber
But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain yeah

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

Whiskey in the jar-o
Musha ring dum a doo dum a da

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Dude (Looks Like A Lady)
Aerosmith


Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady

Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced a grime on his door
She a long lost love at first sight
Baby, mabye you're wrong
But you know it's all right - that's right

Back stage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody says
'Forgive me if I seem out of line'
Then she whipped out a gun
Tried to blow me away

(Chorus)
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady

So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord, imagine my surprise

(Chorus)

(Baby let me follow you down)
Let me take a peak dear
(Baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me all night
(Baby let me follow you down)
Turn the other cheek dear
(Baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me, do me

What a funky lady
Oh, she like it, like it, like it, like it
Oh, he was a lady

(Repeat Chorus)

Originally Posted by Fly

you've seen my hairy ass.



dude looks like a mullet.........

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Kalifornia
Fatboy Slim


California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

Down by law, right from the core
Down by law, right from the core
Down-down by-by law-law, right-right from-from the-the core-core
(????)

California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

Down by law, right from the core
Down by law, right from the core
Down by law, right from the core
Down by law, right from the core

Down by right by core by law
Down by right by core by law
Down by right by core by law
From from from right law

Down by right by core by law
Down by right by core by law
Down-down-down-down law-law-law-law
From-from-from-from law-core

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Big Balls
AC/DC

I'm [ever | rather] upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

I love you, Fly.

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

I love you, Fly.

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

I don't understand.