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uncle phil

06-12-2007 12:43 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeCQu_PQ-Z8

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

The Last Shot
Lou Reed

The last shot should have killed me
Pour another drink
Let's drink to the last shot
And the blood on the dishes in the sink
Blood inside the coffee cup
Blood on the table top

But when you quit, you quit
But you always wish
That you knew it was
Your last shot
When you quit, you quit
But you always wish
That you knew it was
Your last shot

I shot blood at the fly on the wall
My heart almost stopped hardly there at all
I broke the mirror with my fall
With my fall, fall, fall; fall, fall, fall
Gimme a double, give yourself one too
Gimme a short beer, and one for you, too
And a toast to everything that doesn't move
That doesn't move

But when you quit, you quit
But you always wish
That you knew it was
Your last shot
When you quit, you quit
But you always wish
That you knew it was
Your last shot

Whiskey, Burbon, Vodka, Scotch
I don't care what it is you got
I just wanna know that it's my last shot
My last shot
I remember when I quit feeling good
See, this here's where I chipped my tooth
Shot a vein in my neck and I coughed up a Quaalude
On my last shot
My last shot

Here's a toast to all that's good and
Here's a toast to hate
An' here's a toast to toasting and I'm not boasting
When I say I'm getting straight
When I say I'm getting straight

'Cause when you quit, you quit
But you always wish
That you knew it was
Your last shot
When you quit, you quit
But you always wish
That you knew it was
Your last shot

uncle phil

06-13-2007 03:33 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=0

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Ain't Hurtin' Nobody
John Prine

I'm a walkin' down the street like Lucky Larue
Got my hand in my pocket I'm thinkin' 'bout you
I ain't hurtin' nobody
I ain't hurtin' no one

There's three hundred men in the state of Tennessee
They're waiting to die, they won't never be free
I ain't hurtin' nobody
I ain't hurtin' no one

Six million seven hundred thousand and thirty-three lights on
You think someone could take the time to sit down
And listen to the words of my song

At the beach in Indiana I was nine years old
Heard Little Richard singing "Tutti Frutti"
From the top of a telephone pole
I wasn't hurtin' nobody
I wasn't hurtin' no one

There's roosters laying chickens and chickens layin' eggs
Farm machinery eating people's arms and legs
I wasn't hurtin' nobody
I wasn't hurtin' no one

Perfectly crafted popular hit songs never use the wrong rhyme
You'd think that waitress could get my order
Right the first time

She's sitting on the back steps just shucking that corn
That gal's been grinning since the day she was born
She ain't hurtin' nobody
She ain't hurtin' no one

I used to live in Chicago where the cold wind blows
I delivered more junk mail than the junkyard would hold
I wasn't hurtin' nobody
I wasn't hurtin' no one

You can fool some of the people part of the time
In a rock and roll song
Fifty million Elvis Presley fans
Can't be all wrong

uncle phil

06-16-2007 06:33 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=0

(includes Three Mile Smile...)

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Reefer Head Woman
Aerosmith

I got a reefer headed woman
She fell right down from the sky
(Good Lord)
Woh...I got a reefer head a woman
She fell right down from the sky

Well, I gots to drink me a two fifths of whiskey
Just to get half as high

When the good Lord made that woman
He sure went to town
Oooh...when the good Lord made that woman
He sure went to town

Well, when he was feelin' high
Oooh...he sure should have been feelin' low

Oh Mr. Perry!

I got a reefer headed woman
Lord...she fell right down from the sky
Uuum...got a reefer headed woman
She fell right down from the sky

Lord, I gots to drink me two fifths of whiskey
Just to get, just to get, half as high

Fly	06-16-2007 10:35 AM

fuckin' eh phil..........good find on the 'smith.

uncle phil

06-17-2007 11:45 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=5

(clapton's version...)

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Cocaine
J. J. Cale

If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out.
Cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground.
Cocaine.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie;
Cocaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues.
Cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run.
Cocaine.

Chorus

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on.
Cocaine.
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back.
Cocaine.

Chorus

Chorus

uncle phil

06-18-2007 01:51 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=0

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

(this is a request from k-dub...)

Smokin' Banana Peels
Dead Milkmen

Burrow owl burrow owl burrow owl

Smokin' banana peels, see how it feels
Living is easy with ice cubes
The world is swimmin' with electric eels
Talk seriously to me brother
Smokin' banana peels, savin' the seals
There are four me's living all together
Got to keep an even keel
You've got to take life serially
Smokin' banana peels in between meals
I was all pumped up about the iron
Let's all pray get down and kneel

Smokin' banana peels sound like this

Mellow, it's so mellow
Mellow, it's so mellow
No! It's too mellow! ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
No! It's too mellow! ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
Mellow, it's so mellow oh oh oh-oh oh
Mellow, it's so mellow
No! It's too mellow! ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
No! It's so mellow! ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

Smokin' banana peels, nothin' is real
Mites are living in your eyelashes
People are makin' important deals
They're my fingernails and I'm keeping em
Smokin' banana peels, savin' the seals
(???)
Up and down between your heels
Dip your breasts in shimmering lip balm
Talk to me about Elvis
Take Elvis for a walk and shut up

uncle phil

06-19-2007 03:10 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JePJNCrxpcY

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Drunken Lullabies
Flogging Molly

Must it take a life for hatful eyes
To glisten once again
Five hundred years like Gelignite
Have blown us all to hell
What savior rests while on his cross we die
Has the Shepard led his lambs astray
to the bigot and the gun

Must it take a life for hateful eyes
To glisten once again
Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singin' drunken lullabies

I watch and stare as Rosin`s eyes
Turn a darker shade of red
And the bullet with this sniper lie
In their bloody gutless cell
Must we starve on crumbs from long ago
Through these bars of men made steel
Is it a great or little thing we fought
Knelt the conscience blessed to kill

Must it take a life for hateful eyes
To glisten once again
Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singin' drunken lullabies

Ah, but maybe it`s the way you were taught
Or maybe it`s the way we fought
But a smile never grins without tears to begin
For each kiss is a cry we all lost
Though there is nothing left to gain
But for the banshee that stole the grave
Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singin' drunken lullabies

I sit in and dwell on faces past
Like memories seem to fade
No colour left but black and white
And soon will all turn grey
But may these shadows rise to walk again
With lessons truly learnt
When the blossom flowers in each our hearts
Shall beat a new found flame

Must it take a life for hateful eyes
To glisten once again
Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess
Singin' drunken lullabies

Ourcrazymodern?

06-20-2007 01:32 PM

The Fly on the wall
listens and then buzzes off
to think his own thoughts

uncle phil

06-20-2007 01:46 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=4

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

High Time
Grateful Dead

You told me goodbye
How was I to know
You didn't mean goodbye
You meant please don't let me go
I was having a high time
Living the good life
Well I know

The wheels are muddy
Got a ton of hay
Now listen here baby
'Cause I mean what I say
I'm having a high time
Living the good life
Well I know

I was losing time, I had nothing to do
No-one to fight, I came to you
Wheels broke down, leader won't draw
The line is busted, the last one I saw

Tomorrow comes trouble
Tomorrow comes pain
Now don't think too hard, baby
'Cause you know what I'm saying
I could show you a high time
Living the good life
Don't be that way

Nothing's for certain
It could always go wrong
Come in when it's raining
Go on out when it's gone
We could have us a high time
Living the good life
Well I know

uncle phil

06-21-2007 03:05 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=0

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

WE'RE AN AMERICAN BAND
Grand Funk Railroad

Out on the road for forty days
Last night in Little Rock, put me in a haze
Sweet, sweet Connie, doin' her act
She had the whole show and that's a natural fact

Up all night with Freddie King
I got to tell you, poker's his thing
Booze and ladies, keep me right
As long as we can make it to the show tonight

We're an American Band
We're an American Band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American Band

Four young chiquitas in Omaha
Waitin' for the band to return from the show
A feelin' good, feelin' right and it's Saturday night
The hotel detective, he was outta sight

Now these fine ladies, they had a plan
They was out to meet the boys in the band
They said, "come on dudes, let's get it on"
And we proceeded to tear that hotel down

We're an American Band
We're an American Band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American Band

We're an American Band
We're an American Band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American Band

--- Lead Guitar ---

We're an American Band
We're an American Band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American Band

We're an American Band
We're an American Band
We're comin' to your town
We'll help you party it down
We're an American Band

We're an American Band, wooo
We're an American Band, wooo
We're an American Band, wooo

Ourcrazymodern?

06-21-2007 05:19 PM

Hello there, my old friend
Not so long ago it was til the end
We played outside in the pouring rain
On our way up the road we started over again

Youre livin a dream....wo you on top
My mind is achin....lord it wont stop
Thats how it happens....livin life by the drop

Up and down that road in our worn out shoes
Talkin bout good things and signin the blues
You went your way....i stayed behind
We both knew it was just a matter of time

Youre livin a dream....wo you on top
My mind is achin....lord it wont stop
Thats how it happens....livin life by the drop

No wasted time....were alive today
Churnin up the past....theres no easier way
Times been between us....a means to an end
God its good to be here walkin together my friend

Youre livin a dream....wo you on top
My mind is achin....lord it wont stop
Thats how it happens....livin life by the drop
Thats how it happens....livin life by the drop
Thats how it happens....livin life by the drop

uncle phil

06-22-2007 12:34 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=0

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Pretty On The Inside
Hole

Slut kiss girls, won't you promise her smack?
Is she pretty on the inside?
Is she pretty from the back?
Slut kiss girls, won't you water her rack?
Is she pretty on the inside?
Baby, pretty from the back?

Slut kiss girls, molasses rot black strap.
Is she ugly on the inside?
Baby ugly, ugly from the back?
There is no power, my pretty power, my pretty power, my pretty power...

Slut kiss girls, won't you promise her smack?
Is she pretty on the inside?
Is she ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly?

uncle phil

06-23-2007 01:58 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=0

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=0

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

In a gadda da vida
Iron Butterfly

In a gadda da vida, baby
(In the Garden of Eden)
In a gadda da vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

In a gadda da vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you
In a gadda da vida, baby
Don't you know that I'll always be true

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

In a gadda da vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you
In a gadda da vida, baby
Don't you know that I'll always be true

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

In a gadda da vida, baby
(In the Garden of Eden)
In a gadda da vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

Hanxter

06-24-2007 06:28 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...ter/Wanted.jpg

She used to call me baby
I thought she was such a lady
But my, how things have changed
Since times moved on.

I gave her my last dollar
And now all she'll do is holler
Oh, my life has become
A country song.

I've learned she can resist me
By the way she always disses me
And comes to bed at night
With that cold cream on.

Sometimes I might feel frisky
But these days it's just too risky.

Chorus:
It's hard to kiss the lips at night,
That chew your ass out all day long.
All day long
It goes on and on.

If a tree fell in the forest, she didn't hear it,
Would I still be wrong?
I guess I should admit it
She ain't never gonna quit it.

It's hard to kiss the lips at night,
That chew your ass out all day long.

Man I remember when her eyes
Used to be so blue and shiny
God you oughta see
What's happened to her hiney
(Her what?) her hiney.

Man that thing is big enough
To land a small plane on.
(Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya
I used to roll her in the clover, (Mmm, hmm)
But thank God those days are over, (Halleluiah!)

It's hard to kiss the lips at night,
That chew your ass out all day long
All day long
She goes all day long.

If some day they drop the big one,
I'd say sweet Jesus,
She's gonna finally leave me alone.

It's alright if we say it
'Cause the radio won't play it.

It's hard to kiss the lips at night,
That chew your ass out all day long
It's hard to kiss the lips at night,
That chew your ass out all day long...

Fly	06-24-2007 06:52 AM

you guys have been busy eh............thanks.

i sure miss Stevie OCM

Hanxter

06-24-2007 08:53 AM

-Conway
~Loretta
*together

-You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tires.

~And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires.

*And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'... Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin' and money ain't ev'rythin'... But I love you just the same.

-You're the reason I've changed to beer from soda pop.

~And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.

*You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'... Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin' and money ain't ev'rythin'... But I love you just the same.

*I guess that we won't ever have everything we need cause when we get "ahead" it's got another mouth to feed...

~And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone.

-And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb.

*And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'... Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin' and money ain't ev'rythin'... But I love you just the same.

~Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants?

-But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that housecoat before supper.

~Ha, well let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything that I went through today, I look like a movie star.

-Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie.

~Thankyee.

-Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway...

~Oh they did, huh? What abouts the ones that's bald?

-*Laughs* Well I guess you MIGHT say they take after me...*laughs*

~*laughs*

uncle phil

06-25-2007 01:01 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=0

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Boulevard
Jackson Browne

Down on the boulevard they take it hard
They look at life with such disregard
They say it can't be won
The way the game is run
But if you choose to stay
You end up playing anyway
It's okay--
The kid's in shock up and down the block
The folks are home playing beat the clock
Down at the golden cup
They set the young ones up
Under the neon light
Selling day for night
It's alright--
Nobody rides for free
Nobody gets it like they want it to be
Nobody hands you any guarantee
Nobody
The hearts are hard and the times are tough
Down on the boulevard the night's enough
And time passes slow
Between the store front shadows and the street lights glow
Everybody walks right by like they're safe or something
They don't know--
Nobody knows you
Nobody owes you nothin
Nobody shows you what they're thinking
Nobody baby
Hey, hey, baby
You got to watch the street, keep your feet
And be on guard
Make it pay baby
It's only time on the boulevard

uncle phil

06-28-2007 12:30 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=4

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

Get Down Tonight
KC & The Sunshine Band

Baby, let's get together
Honey hush, me and you
And do the things
Ah, do the things
That we like to do
Oh . . .

Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight

Ba-by
I'll meet you
Same place, same time
Where we get
We get together
And please our mind
Oh . . .

Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight

Baby . . . oww . . .

Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight

Baby . . .

Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo
Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo

Now now now . . .

Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo
Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo
Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo

Let's do it right

Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo
Get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down tonight, baby
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo . . .

uncle phil

08-31-2007 01:03 PM

where you at, eh?

Fly	09-01-2007 04:03 AM

just got back from holidays in the bush phil........

thanks for the tunes too

Ourcrazymodern?

09-01-2007 08:55 AM

...I'm sure you know what you get when you play country music backwards?

Fly	09-01-2007 10:42 AM

your truck back

your dog back

and even your wife back.............(if you want)

:D

Ourcrazymodern?

09-01-2007 10:57 AM

Ah, Fly!

How do people come to know?

Fly	09-01-2007 02:39 PM

they have to experience the know,themselves...........

you don't try it.........you don't know it.

know what i mean man?

Ourcrazymodern?

09-01-2007 03:33 PM

I think I do know.
But probably you could help
'Cause I really don't.

uncle phil

09-19-2007 02:54 AM

fly, you gotta see this...

YouTube - Trace Bundy - Pachelbel's Canon

Fly	09-19-2007 03:52 AM

thanks phil......never heard of him before........gonna search for more after work today.

paddyjoe

09-22-2007 11:50 AM

well, you got yer oreo...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...f?t=1190490511

now you know what to do........:thumbsup:

Fly	09-22-2007 04:09 PM

bite me joe.................

good to see your sorry ass kickin' around again.

*bastard*

Jetée

10-07-2007 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

well, you got yer oreo...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...f?t=1190490511

now you know what to do........:thumbsup:

:oogle:

Take this, and eat it.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/207/4...37160271_o.jpg

uncle phil

11-26-2007 04:28 PM

Google Video

lktknow

11-27-2007 03:25 AM

wildwood weed

Wildwood Weed
Jim Stafford

The wildwood flower grew wild on the farm,
And we never knowed what it was called.
Some said it was a flower and some said it was weed,
I never gave it much thought ......
One day I was out there talking to my brother,
Reached down for a weed to chew on,
Things got fuzzy and things got blurry,
And then everything was gone!
Didn't know what happened,
But I knew it beat the hell out of sniffin' burlap.

I come to and my brother was there,
And he said, What's wrong with your eyes?
I said, I don't know, I was chewing on a weed.
He said, Let me give it a try.
We spent the rest of that day and most of that night,
Trying to find my brother, Bill.
Caught up with him, 'bout six o'clock the next morning,
Naked, swinging on the wind mill!
He said he flew up there.
I had to fly up there and bring him down,
He was about half crazy .....

The very next day we picked a bunch of them weeds,
And put 'em in the sun to dry.
Then we mashed 'em up and chopped 'em up,
And put 'em in the corncob pipe.
Smokin' that wildwood flower got to be a habit,
We didn't see no harm.
We thought it was kind of handy,
Take a trip and never leave the farm!

All good things gotta come to an end,
And it's the same with the wildwood weed.
One day this feller from Washington came by,
And he spied it and turned white as a sheet.
Then they dug and they burned,
And they burned and they dug,
And they killed all our cute little weeds.
Then they drove away,
We just smiled and waved ..........
Sittin' there on that sack of seeds!

Y'all come back now, hear?

uncle phil

11-27-2007 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lktknow

Wildwood Weed

paddyjoe

11-27-2007 04:28 AM

Hank Snow

All around the water tank waiting for a train
A thousand miles away from home sleeping in the rain
I walked up to a brakeman gave him a line of talk
He said if you've got money boy I'll see that you don't walk
I haven't got a nickel not a penny can I show
Get off get off you railroad bum and he slammed the boxcar door
He put me off in Texas a state I dearly love
The wide open spaces all around me the moon and stars up above
Nobody seems to want me or to lend me a helping hand
I'm on my way from Frisco going back to Dixie Land
Though my pocketbook is empty and my heart is full of pain
I'm a thousand miles away from home just a waiting for a train

:thumbsup:

Fly	11-27-2007 07:32 AM

thanks fellas...........good stuff right there baby......

uncle phil

11-27-2007 02:50 PM

merry christmas fly, and all the rest of you "nonsense" freaks...

YouTube - Mr Mojo's Christmas

uncle phil

01-01-2008 01:02 PM

Moody Blues - Are You Sitting Comfortably (1970)

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

(still pulling sticks and seeds out of the album cover of this one...)

Are You Sitting Comfortably
Moody Blues

Take another sip my love and see what you will see,
A fleet of golden galleons, on a crystal sea.
Are you sitting comfortably?
Let Merlin cast his spell.

Ride along the winds of time and see where we have been,
The glorious age of Camelot, when Guinevere was Queen.
It all unfolds before your eyes
As Merlin casts his spell.

The seven wonders of the world he'll lay before your feet,
In far-off lands, on distant shores, so many friends to meet.
Are you sitting comfortably?
Let Merlin cast his spell.