10-08-2003, 12:58 AM | #6 (permalink) |
It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Well when I was about 8 or 10 I fashioned a tomahawk out of a cool stick and an old broken paint scraper. I had tied it tight with string and such and it actually held and worked and chopped shit. When it started gettin loose I put duct tape on it to hold it together. I remember I used to spend lots a my boredome time scraping the scraper on the concrete to sharpen it. Do one side, then flip it and do the other. It got pretty sharp. My friend broke it and if I could of I would've killed him with it's remains. Sometimes the folks would worry since I was fashioning weapons all the time...I guess normal kids don't really do that but I wasn't going off to kill people with them I was an indian, and a ninja, and a viking, and a pirate, and an arabian knight, but above all those things I was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Asta!!
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10-08-2003, 03:28 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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Location: NJ
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A couple of uses while scuba diving:
I use it regularly to "shrink" the ankles in my drysuit boots. Just fold over the top of the vulcanized rubber boots and wrap a couple of layers of duct tape around. Makes it fit better and keeps air from migrating into the feet (it's a bad thing when your feet get floaty and you can't purge the air). Maskeshift fin straps. Marking tanks to show what mix of gas is in them. Also used to secure fin straps so they don't become entanglement hazards.
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10-08-2003, 04:02 AM | #8 (permalink) |
It wasnt me
Location: Scotland
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I used duct tape to temporarily fix a drain pipe about 3 years ago.
Now that I think of it, its still holding it together. Must get that fixed properly one day.
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10-08-2003, 10:08 PM | #14 (permalink) |
Loser
Location: Far too far from my Angel....
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Who do you think taught MacGuyver all those nifty uses for the stuff, huh?
Duct Tape has successfully reattached a muffler to a Mercury Mystique, has provided much-needed weatherstripping for a friend's home, is a useful babysitting tool and is always cheaper than giving your girlfriend $$ for a bikini wax. .....and that's just a few uses for this marvel of modern technology! Why, just look what it did to that tin can, and it still slices neatly through that tomato (oh wait, wrong product...) |
10-08-2003, 10:32 PM | #15 (permalink) |
Jesus Freak
Location: Following the light...
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Duck tape...great stuff...and the handyman's secret weapon...
I used it to fix the glove box in my car during High School. I would have used it to keep the muffler on after I was rear ended, but I was out of duck tape...good thing I had that piece of wire though...
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10-09-2003, 09:36 PM | #20 (permalink) |
Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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Right now, it'sholding up some plastic, covering up where my dog tried to go through my bow window to get at a squirrel that had the audacity to wander across my front yard. Stoopid ass dog.
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10-10-2003, 01:27 AM | #21 (permalink) | |
It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Asta!!
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10-10-2003, 10:41 PM | #23 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: East Tennessee
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There are only 2 items you need to fix anything in the world.
1. Duct Tape 2. WD-40 If it moves and isn't supposed to tape if it doesn't move and is supposed to WD-40 it. Isn't it amazing that all lifes repair jobs can be handled with 2 items yet we still spend so much money on shiny tools. |
10-23-2003, 01:14 PM | #31 (permalink) |
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I just remember this one time wher my mate crashed his car in the bush. Both of us were students so had no money to get it towed or fixed. So we fixed it up enough to drive home with duct tape, a cigerette lighter, and a cheap swiss army knife. We had no other tools. I was rather pleased with out effort. Im sure Macgyver would of been impressed.
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10-23-2003, 05:48 PM | #33 (permalink) |
The Ultimate Badass
Location: Tampa
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Taping the holes in my pants shut...
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10-23-2003, 08:24 PM | #34 (permalink) | |
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Location: CT
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Wow, around here, that violates building codes (seriously) [Really, I'm not kiding] |
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