supernova

So I was in the shower this morning, and this random game idea popped into my head. You know the whole chaos theory bit, where a butterfly flaps its wings, and a nuclear war breaks out halfway around the world? Well, I thought we could implement this here with a never-ending chain of chaos. Sure, it's sort of lame, but I'm bored and so are you if you're in here.

For example, I begin by saying:
A bird alights upon a tree branch.

The next person says:
The tree branch snaps, and kills the person walking below, who happens to be the president.

Then the next person has some more chaos occur from that event.

To begin:

A man opens a stick of gum.

Stiltzkin

By some off-chance, it has anthrax in it, and the man dies.

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The most important thing in this world is love.

giblfiz

This starts a world wide media blits about the dangers of terrorists and of gum chewing

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Use the star one and you'll be fighting off the old ones with your bare hands
-A Shoggoth on the Roof

Monre

Another man listening to this gets scared and kills himself

EeOh1

So everyone stops chewing gum altogether.

Macheath

Unbenkownst to scientists, the chewing of gum was actually a instincitve protective measure for stopping the buildup of carcinogens in saliva.

Throat and mouth cancer rates jump 200%.

sadistikdreams

The gum industry struggles, thus creating gum in shampoo, hamburgers, pizza, computer monitors.

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

vermin

It is discovered that certain frequencies found in Stevie Ray Vaughan guitar solos actually destroy Lower Head Cancer cells. The RIAA sues everyone who downloads this life-saving music.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

filtherton

Eventually the RIAA abandons this plan, in favor of kidnapping children and forcing them to watch a very hairy man shoot puppies.

Loki

The elderly woman isnt "saved", and goes on to preach her sinful ways to the rest of the world. The rest of the world, disillusioned by the sudden increase in cancer, and the lack of gum to chew, listen attentively.

uncle phil

due to the absurdity of what they are listening to, their ears fall off...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Esen

Their ears all wind up falling onto the floors into the gutters and over whelming our sewage systems,

Rats wind up eating most the ears and now run around listaning to everything we say.

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~Esen
What is everyone doing in my room?

supernova

The rats, listening in, now have proof of the irrational fear of rats that many women possess. They invade certain women-only colleges and nunneries. Chaos ensues.

Munku

The women, currently nude sprint out of said dorms and the men begin to drool.

EeOh1

Because of said drool, there is a second, world consuming flood.

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If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

GSRIDER

The 41 women rejoice in the lack of "bone' and create the first ever lesbian island

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Regziever

The Island is named Atlantis II and sinks into the ocean in a cataclysm of fire and molten rocks. Thus creating a new legend of a higly civilized island of lesbians who worshiped the "biggus dickus of Bonesus" and hoped for his return.

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Life is shit,
Death is even worse,
So what's the point of killing yourself?
/Ignatius Camryn Paladine

Sion

the legend, as legends are wont to do, changes and grows over time, until one day, it is said that lesbians "worship the bone". the entire meaning of the word lesbians changes from meaning liking women only to meaning addicted to dick. as a result, the word nymphomaniac falls from common use, and actual lesbians are required to come up with another term to label themselves with. they chose to call themselves lappers, so that the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation can keep its acronym, GLAAD. As a result...

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

uncle phil

...gilhooley mahoney and his leprechaun marching band paraded through the streets of boston (sans banjos) playing the university of maine fight song backwards.

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

kalisto_911

When the parade goers realized that the leprechauns were all distracted because of the concentration required to play a song backwards, hundreds of people immidiately began grabbing up leprechauns with delusions of fufilled wishes flashing before their eyes.

The Leprechauns, forced to retaliate start chanting a Botswala War Chant and mercilessly slaughter half of Boston

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I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

GSRIDER

But then half of Boston realized that St. Paddys is just another hallmark holiday and their culture is being exploited for the wealth of beer companies.

They then switched their pins from "kiss me i'm irish" to "get the corporate bastards!!"

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QuasiMojo

But when it was realized that at least 98% of the corporate bastards were Irish - Everyone involved in this little rebellion decided to listen to AM talk Radio...

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AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

uncle phil

jeebus, we're going to hell in a handbasket...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Mr. Moe

FM Radio stations..not able to make any money, begin a new business of collectioning and selling whale bi-products..whales go extinct.

NoSoupForYou

whales are now all dead, so thier sperm from having sex isnt leaked into the ocean cause it to become freshwater, all salt-water fish become extinct

NoSoupForYou

because whales ejaculate 3000 tons of sperm everytime they sex so thats why the ocean is salty!!

GSRIDER

With the salt no gone from the largest bodies of water. The people of earth laugh at the threat of drought. Water is pumped in from every available source. Dry arid lands once thought useless are now premier man-made water destinations. Tourism thrives in once forgotten lands.

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bernadette

inflatable intertubes with cartoon faces become a sudden re-visited craze.

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uncle phil

When the still sea conspires an armor
And her sullen and aborted
Currents breed tiny monsters
True sailing is dead
Awkward instant
And the first animal is jettisoned
Legs furiously pumping
Their stiff green gallop
And heads bob up...


(sorry, couldn't resist the "horse latitude" lyrics...)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

supernova

The sudden revival of cartoon animals causes a cartoon called "Zippy Fat-Gooey the Hungry Mainline Sandcrab" to be created in Japan. Flashing lights on the show give seizures to untold amounts of small children and seniors"