Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Fun Zone (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-fun-zone/)
-   -   Tilted Chaos Theory (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-fun-zone/27007-tilted-chaos-theory.html)

supernova 09-12-2003 07:55 PM

Tilted Chaos Theory
 
So I was in the shower this morning, and this random game idea popped into my head. You know the whole chaos theory bit, where a butterfly flaps its wings, and a nuclear war breaks out halfway around the world? Well, I thought we could implement this here with a never-ending chain of chaos. Sure, it's sort of lame, but I'm bored and so are you if you're in here.

For example, I begin by saying:
A bird alights upon a tree branch.

The next person says:
The tree branch snaps, and kills the person walking below, who happens to be the president.

Then the next person has some more chaos occur from that event.

To begin:

A man opens a stick of gum.

Stiltzkin 09-12-2003 08:08 PM

By some off-chance, it has anthrax in it, and the man dies.

giblfiz 09-12-2003 08:15 PM

This starts a world wide media blits about the dangers of terrorists and of gum chewing

Monre 09-12-2003 08:17 PM

Another man listening to this gets scared and kills himself

EeOh1 09-12-2003 08:17 PM

So everyone stops chewing gum altogether.

Macheath 09-12-2003 08:41 PM

Unbenkownst to scientists, the chewing of gum was actually a instincitve protective measure for stopping the buildup of carcinogens in saliva.

Throat and mouth cancer rates jump 200%.

sadistikdreams 09-12-2003 08:42 PM

The gum industry struggles, thus creating gum in shampoo, hamburgers, pizza, computer monitors.

vermin 09-12-2003 09:38 PM

It is discovered that certain frequencies found in Stevie Ray Vaughan guitar solos actually destroy Lower Head Cancer cells. The RIAA sues everyone who downloads this life-saving music.

filtherton 09-12-2003 10:09 PM

Eventually the RIAA abandons this plan, in favor of kidnapping children and forcing them to watch a very hairy man shoot puppies.

Loki 09-13-2003 04:03 AM

The elderly woman isnt "saved", and goes on to preach her sinful ways to the rest of the world. The rest of the world, disillusioned by the sudden increase in cancer, and the lack of gum to chew, listen attentively.

uncle phil 09-13-2003 04:06 AM

due to the absurdity of what they are listening to, their ears fall off...

Esen 09-13-2003 05:24 AM

Their ears all wind up falling onto the floors into the gutters and over whelming our sewage systems,

Rats wind up eating most the ears and now run around listaning to everything we say.

supernova 09-13-2003 07:13 AM

The rats, listening in, now have proof of the irrational fear of rats that many women possess. They invade certain women-only colleges and nunneries. Chaos ensues.

Munku 09-13-2003 12:27 PM

The women, currently nude sprint out of said dorms and the men begin to drool.

EeOh1 09-13-2003 01:01 PM

Because of said drool, there is a second, world consuming flood.

GSRIDER 09-13-2003 04:19 PM

The 41 women rejoice in the lack of "bone' and create the first ever lesbian island

Regziever 09-14-2003 02:39 AM

The Island is named Atlantis II and sinks into the ocean in a cataclysm of fire and molten rocks. Thus creating a new legend of a higly civilized island of lesbians who worshiped the "biggus dickus of Bonesus" and hoped for his return.

Sion 09-14-2003 05:03 AM

the legend, as legends are wont to do, changes and grows over time, until one day, it is said that lesbians "worship the bone". the entire meaning of the word lesbians changes from meaning liking women only to meaning addicted to dick. as a result, the word nymphomaniac falls from common use, and actual lesbians are required to come up with another term to label themselves with. they chose to call themselves lappers, so that the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation can keep its acronym, GLAAD. As a result...

uncle phil 09-15-2003 01:06 PM

...gilhooley mahoney and his leprechaun marching band paraded through the streets of boston (sans banjos) playing the university of maine fight song backwards.

kalisto_911 09-15-2003 01:35 PM

When the parade goers realized that the leprechauns were all distracted because of the concentration required to play a song backwards, hundreds of people immidiately began grabbing up leprechauns with delusions of fufilled wishes flashing before their eyes.

The Leprechauns, forced to retaliate start chanting a Botswala War Chant and mercilessly slaughter half of Boston

GSRIDER 09-15-2003 04:58 PM

But then half of Boston realized that St. Paddys is just another hallmark holiday and their culture is being exploited for the wealth of beer companies.

They then switched their pins from "kiss me i'm irish" to "get the corporate bastards!!"

QuasiMojo 09-15-2003 05:33 PM

But when it was realized that at least 98% of the corporate bastards were Irish - Everyone involved in this little rebellion decided to listen to AM talk Radio...

uncle phil 09-15-2003 05:36 PM

jeebus, we're going to hell in a handbasket...

Mr. Moe 09-15-2003 06:02 PM

FM Radio stations..not able to make any money, begin a new business of collectioning and selling whale bi-products..whales go extinct.

NoSoupForYou 09-15-2003 06:09 PM

whales are now all dead, so thier sperm from having sex isnt leaked into the ocean cause it to become freshwater, all salt-water fish become extinct :)

NoSoupForYou 09-15-2003 06:10 PM

because whales ejaculate 3000 tons of sperm everytime they sex so thats why the ocean is salty!!

GSRIDER 09-15-2003 07:51 PM

With the salt no gone from the largest bodies of water. The people of earth laugh at the threat of drought. Water is pumped in from every available source. Dry arid lands once thought useless are now premier man-made water destinations. Tourism thrives in once forgotten lands.

bernadette 09-15-2003 09:35 PM

inflatable intertubes with cartoon faces become a sudden re-visited craze.

uncle phil 09-16-2003 03:42 AM

When the still sea conspires an armor
And her sullen and aborted
Currents breed tiny monsters
True sailing is dead
Awkward instant
And the first animal is jettisoned
Legs furiously pumping
Their stiff green gallop
And heads bob up...


(sorry, couldn't resist the "horse latitude" lyrics...)

supernova 09-16-2003 11:17 AM

The sudden revival of cartoon animals causes a cartoon called "Zippy Fat-Gooey the Hungry Mainline Sandcrab" to be created in Japan. Flashing lights on the show give seizures to untold amounts of small children and seniors"


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 05:12 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360