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Midnight_Son · 08-25-2003, 01:03 PM

If you follow your hand into the bedroom, is it considered stalking?

uncle phil · 08-25-2003, 01:05 PM

only if it's attached to a webcam...

YourNeverThere · 08-25-2003, 11:26 PM

god yes

tinfoil · 08-26-2003, 09:36 AM

Only if your hand has a restraining order against the rest of you.

krwlz · 08-26-2003, 04:51 PM

Only if the hand is firmly planted on the female ass in front of you.....which it ought to be.

Conclamo Ludus · 08-27-2003, 08:15 AM

If your hand is around the throat of the person who's window you've been standing outside watching for the last 6 months, then probably.

bernadette · 08-27-2003, 09:25 AM

what a creepy question

*shudders*

Midlandmadman · 08-27-2003, 10:37 AM

If cut your hand off cause it was possesed then it crawled around and tried to get you.... hey...that sounds like a movie I once saw.

09-05-2003, 10:19 PM

Oh yeah? Well I cut my own hand off with a machete because it was possessed by demons that one of my jackass friends accidently unleashed on the world by playing a recording of a scientist reciting incatations from a book he found in some Candarian ruins. The book: Necronomicon Ex Mortis. Roughly translated: Book of the Dead.

Oh, and by the way, I shot my demon run-away hand with a shotgun, and much blood shot out of the wall that it was hiding in... and then black blood starting shooting horizontaly across the room.

It was pretty cool.

P.S. I now have a chainsaw for a hand. And shop smart, shop S Mart.

08-25-2003, 01:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	Stalking? If you follow your hand into the bedroom, is it considered stalking? __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

08-25-2003, 01:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	only if it's attached to a webcam... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-25-2003, 11:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	god yes __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

08-26-2003, 09:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	Only if your hand has a restraining order against the rest of you. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

08-27-2003, 08:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	If your hand is around the throat of the person who's window you've been standing outside watching for the last 6 months, then probably. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-26-2003, 04:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Only if the hand is firmly planted on the female ass in front of you.....which it ought to be.

08-27-2003, 09:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	what a creepy question shudders __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-27-2003, 10:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	If cut your hand off cause it was possesed then it crawled around and tried to get you.... hey...that sounds like a movie I once saw. __________________ Its good to be back.

09-05-2003, 10:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	Oh yeah? Well I cut my own hand off with a machete because it was possessed by demons that one of my jackass friends accidently unleashed on the world by playing a recording of a scientist reciting incatations from a book he found in some Candarian ruins. The book: Necronomicon Ex Mortis. Roughly translated: Book of the Dead. Oh, and by the way, I shot my demon run-away hand with a shotgun, and much blood shot out of the wall that it was hiding in... and then black blood starting shooting horizontaly across the room. It was pretty cool. P.S. I now have a chainsaw for a hand. And shop smart, shop S Mart.