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Old 08-25-2003, 01:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
 
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Stalking?

If you follow your hand into the bedroom, is it considered stalking?
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Old 08-25-2003, 01:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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only if it's attached to a webcam...
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2003, 09:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Only if your hand has a restraining order against the rest of you.
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Old 08-26-2003, 04:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Only if the hand is firmly planted on the female ass in front of you.....which it ought to be.
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Old 08-27-2003, 08:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
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If your hand is around the throat of the person who's window you've been standing outside watching for the last 6 months, then probably.
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Old 08-27-2003, 09:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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what a creepy question

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Old 08-27-2003, 10:37 AM   #8 (permalink)
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If cut your hand off cause it was possesed then it crawled around and tried to get you.... hey...that sounds like a movie I once saw.
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Old 09-05-2003, 10:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Oh yeah? Well I cut my own hand off with a machete because it was possessed by demons that one of my jackass friends accidently unleashed on the world by playing a recording of a scientist reciting incatations from a book he found in some Candarian ruins. The book: Necronomicon Ex Mortis. Roughly translated: Book of the Dead.

Oh, and by the way, I shot my demon run-away hand with a shotgun, and much blood shot out of the wall that it was hiding in... and then black blood starting shooting horizontaly across the room.

It was pretty cool.

P.S. I now have a chainsaw for a hand. And shop smart, shop S Mart.
 
 

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