Oh yeah? Well I cut my own hand off with a machete because it was possessed by demons that one of my jackass friends accidently unleashed on the world by playing a recording of a scientist reciting incatations from a book he found in some Candarian ruins. The book: Necronomicon Ex Mortis. Roughly translated: Book of the Dead.
Oh, and by the way, I shot my demon run-away hand with a shotgun, and much blood shot out of the wall that it was hiding in... and then black blood starting shooting horizontaly across the room.
It was pretty cool.
P.S. I now have a chainsaw for a hand. And shop smart, shop S Mart.
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