Midnight_Son

If you follow your hand into the bedroom, is it considered stalking?

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uncle phil

only if it's attached to a webcam...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

YourNeverThere

god yes

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The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

tinfoil

Only if your hand has a restraining order against the rest of you.

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Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

krwlz

Only if the hand is firmly planted on the female ass in front of you.....which it ought to be.

Conclamo Ludus

If your hand is around the throat of the person who's window you've been standing outside watching for the last 6 months, then probably.

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

bernadette

what a creepy question

*shudders*

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Midlandmadman

If cut your hand off cause it was possesed then it crawled around and tried to get you.... hey...that sounds like a movie I once saw.

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JohnnyCorpse

Oh yeah? Well I cut my own hand off with a machete because it was possessed by demons that one of my jackass friends accidently unleashed on the world by playing a recording of a scientist reciting incatations from a book he found in some Candarian ruins. The book: Necronomicon Ex Mortis. Roughly translated: Book of the Dead.

Oh, and by the way, I shot my demon run-away hand with a shotgun, and much blood shot out of the wall that it was hiding in... and then black blood starting shooting horizontaly across the room.

It was pretty cool.

P.S. I now have a chainsaw for a hand. And shop smart, shop S Mart.