Giant Hamburger

<p>Gaze upon the Giant Hamburger</p> <img src="http://www.shariborkin.com/images/FIBERGLASS%20FOOD/Giant%20Hamburger%20600.jpg"><br /></font></p>

fhqwhgads

Sorry bro...not seeing anything.

Giant Hamburger

Thanks for the input.

I know I'm not much to look at but I do see something.
Sigh. I guess I deserve it for jacking an image from someone's innocent, minding-my-own-business website.

Ah, sweet justice and its double-edged sword.
-GH

fhqwhgads

No insult intended...I simply meant that I don't see anything... I'm getting a red x. Perhaps the problem's on my side...modem has been running a little slow today.

Giant Hamburger

Why, thank you Tantalizer.
Do I make you...hungry?
If so, eat one of my minions and think of me.
-GH

Giant Hamburger

No insult taken and now I have confused you.
This was not my intention.
Perhaps you are not ment to gaze upon me for my beefy visage would surely drive you mad!

Perhaps not,
-GH

uncle phil

are you really made out of twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun?

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fhqwhgads

Ahh...ok. I see it now. Thanx for tonight's nightmare.

liquid_dreams

is it suppose to chase me down?

genka

My god... You're so... sexy...

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WHOOO!!!!

Giant Hamburger

Hail Uncle Phil!

That was bio in TFP V.3

This just in...
I have just been informed that I am being moved into the nonsense forum. This does not suprise me. It happens on so many levels in my life.
-GH

Giant Hamburger

Dear sweet Genka,

I've waited so long to hear those words.
I predict that your next hamburger will be extra special.
I have connections, you know.
Thank you for your kind words.
-GH

Giant Hamburger

I will chase you down and force you to eat me.
That is one of the joys of being a Giant Hamburger.
-GH

Somenosuke

Oh my god, a talking hamburger!! *faint*

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

Giant Hamburger

This is always a problem when I try to get out and communicate with the people. I am just a simple Giant Hamburger trying to make it in this crazy world.

I'll just sit here tapping my foot until you wake up.

JumpinJesus

You're a giant hamburger.

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KWSN

WATCH OUT! YOU'LL GET KIDNAPPED!!!!!!



Robble Robble.

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Your arms are broken!

BoCo

I'm so totally gonna get a corinary trying to scarf you down.

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snowy

I've never wanted to eat something so badly in my life...mmm...beeeeefy gooooooodnesssss....

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Giant Hamburger

<p>Here's a shot of my old lady. I am a very lucky sandwich.</p> <img src="http://members.aol.com/Pugwm/burger1a.jpg"><br /></font></p>

JumpinJesus

I can see her special sauce. Have you no decency, man?

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Peetster

All hail the Giant Hamberger and all you do to improve my life. I will now devour one of your minions with great relish. ;-)

Giant Hamburger

Your deeds are known to us, Peetster. Know that the hamburger community is grateful for your patronage. I'd like to take this opportunity to recommend trying out my best friend, the Italian Sausage Submarine Sandwich. It is a salubrious gastronomic adventure that is sure to please.

</p> <img src="http://www.italianfoodforever.com/images/pork/sausagesandwich.jpg"><br /></font></p>

Giant Hamburger

She's cool with that. I have more images. Perhaps you would like to see some shots of her "in the raw?"

</p> <img src="http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/hamburger2.jpg"><br /></font></p>

JumpinJesus

You crack me up.

Now, don't these rather lurid images belong in the exhibitionist board? With a NSFW tag?

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Giant Hamburger

Strangely enough, that's where I started this thread. Then I got a private message informing me that I was being moved into the Nonsense board. This is a reoccurring theme in my life. I now must get back to work, doing what I do best, which is making people happy.
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Miranda

AHH!!!
The first one is ridiculously DISTURBING!!!!
But that's okay....

Peetster

PETA has offered the town of Hamburg, Germany a ridiculous sum of money to change its name to Veggieburg. http://www.poconorecord.com/local/tjd29482.htm
The mayor has declined. Your comments?

Giant Hamburger

<p>My lady and I thank you. Your patronage is vital to our secret plan which will be revealed to you at the appropriate time. Please, continue to eat and await further instructions.</p> <img src="http://www.countryday.net/recentnews/images/fries%20and%20hamburger_small1.jpg"><br /></font></p>

Giant Hamburger

<p>My loyal Hamburgians would never sell out. Soon they will be rewarded for their loyalty when fresh, tiny hamburgers rain down upon them from the sky. Just a small token of thanks for serving the cause. </p> <img src="http://nibbles.miniature.net/meat/hamburger.jpg"><br /></font></p>

Peetster

Precooked hamberger. That's like a prepubescent girl. MY GOD, MAN! This is the hamburger equivalent of kiddie porn!!!!!

Giant Hamburger

No wait, let me explain, that is aged beef, my friend. In the world of a giant hamburger that means the natural enzymes in the meat break down the proteins and connective tissue to make it more tender and palatable. Totally legal and sometimes if the Rabbi is around, kosher too.