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Old 04-28-2003, 10:40 AM   #32 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger
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Originally posted by Peetster
Precooked hamberger. That's like a prepubescent girl. MY GOD, MAN! This is the hamburger equivalent of kiddie porn!!!!!
No wait, let me explain, that is aged beef, my friend. In the world of a giant hamburger that means the natural enzymes in the meat break down the proteins and connective tissue to make it more tender and palatable. Totally legal and sometimes if the Rabbi is around, kosher too.
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