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tinfoil · 08-28-2003, 06:25 AM

Er.. PAID to recieve?

Wow.

MikeyChalupa · 08-28-2003, 07:07 AM

http://www.snopes.com/photos/toronto.asp

Quote:

Claim: The University of Toronto is conducting a study regarding the effects of semen on human speech and is paying male volunteers $145 each to receive fellatio.

Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2001]

Origins: Yes, the University of Toronto does have a Department of Otolaryngology (a medical specialty dealing with the ear, nose, and throat), but they are not conducting a study to establish whether "acts of 'rigorous' fellatio may contribute to pathology of the larynx."

Note that in the photograph, the little slips that interested parties are supposed to tear off the flyer and take with them contain no contact information other than an e-mail address which is not from the University of Toronto, but from a non-existent 'Otolaryngology.MD' domain.

Last updated: 31 January 2003

-Mikey

Sion · 08-28-2003, 07:29 AM

does that last line say "a conditional honorarium" or "bonorarium"? hehehehe

Munku · 08-28-2003, 10:33 AM

Damnit Mikey.. Yuu beat me!

ssander9 · 08-28-2003, 10:58 AM

Geez, you guys are always so serious, this is Tilted NONSENSE!
non·sense ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nnsns, -sns)
n.
Words or signs having no intelligible meaning: a message that was nonsense until decoded.
Subject matter, behavior, or language that is foolish or absurd.
Extravagant foolishness or frivolity: a clown's exuberant nonsense.
Matter of little or no importance or usefulness: a chatty letter full of gossip and nonsense.
Insolent talk or behavior; impudence: wouldn't take any nonsense from the children.

As in Tilted Bullshit

MikeyChalupa · 08-28-2003, 11:01 AM

Just trying to make sure that nobody believes it's real. Otherwise, this would go in Humor as it is a joke picture.

-Mikey

yournamehere · 08-28-2003, 12:57 PM

Hah - one of the first porn stories I ever read had this as part of the plot. Seems some hottie got splooged on in a bukkake party, and awoke to find all her wrinkles and complexion problems disappeared.

So she started a business selling facial creme, with - you guessed it - as the major ingredient. Of course, being a porn story, they needed a source for the stuff, so they hired a bunch of beautiful "collectors" and paid men to have their semen extracted. To add some realism to it, if I recall, the men got $20 for a handjob, but only $10 for a blowjob.

<i>Sigh</i> . . . I miss that book.

MacGnG · 08-28-2003, 02:25 PM

hahaha thats cool 145$ is good for a study.

08-28-2003, 06:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Women Need Not Apply At This Time __________________ I never said you had to.

08-28-2003, 06:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	Er.. PAID to recieve? Wow. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

08-28-2003, 07:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	does that last line say "a conditional honorarium" or "bonorarium"? hehehehe __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-28-2003, 10:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Geez, you guys are always so serious, this is Tilted NONSENSE! non·sense ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nnsns, -sns) n. Words or signs having no intelligible meaning: a message that was nonsense until decoded. Subject matter, behavior, or language that is foolish or absurd. Extravagant foolishness or frivolity: a clown's exuberant nonsense. Matter of little or no importance or usefulness: a chatty letter full of gossip and nonsense. Insolent talk or behavior; impudence: wouldn't take any nonsense from the children. As in Tilted Bullshit __________________ I never said you had to.

08-28-2003, 12:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	Hah - one of the first porn stories I ever read had this as part of the plot. Seems some hottie got splooged on in a bukkake party, and awoke to find all her wrinkles and complexion problems disappeared. So she started a business selling facial creme, with - you guessed it - as the major ingredient. Of course, being a porn story, they needed a source for the stuff, so they hired a bunch of beautiful "collectors" and paid men to have their semen extracted. To add some realism to it, if I recall, the men got $20 for a handjob, but only $10 for a blowjob. <i>Sigh</i> . . . I miss that book. __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

08-28-2003, 10:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Damnit Mikey.. Yuu beat me!

08-28-2003, 11:01 AM	#7 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Just trying to make sure that nobody believes it's real. Otherwise, this would go in Humor as it is a joke picture. -Mikey

08-28-2003, 02:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	hahaha thats cool 145$ is good for a study.