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ssander9 08-28-2003 06:06 AM

Women Need Not Apply At This Time
 
http://images.embarrassing.net/fellatio.jpg

tinfoil 08-28-2003 06:25 AM

Er.. PAID to recieve?

Wow.

MikeyChalupa 08-28-2003 07:07 AM

http://www.snopes.com/photos/toronto.asp

Quote:

Claim: The University of Toronto is conducting a study regarding the effects of semen on human speech and is paying male volunteers $145 each to receive fellatio.

Status: False.

Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2001]

Origins: Yes, the University of Toronto does have a Department of Otolaryngology (a medical specialty dealing with the ear, nose, and throat), but they are not conducting a study to establish whether "acts of 'rigorous' fellatio may contribute to pathology of the larynx."

Note that in the photograph, the little slips that interested parties are supposed to tear off the flyer and take with them contain no contact information other than an e-mail address which is not from the University of Toronto, but from a non-existent 'Otolaryngology.MD' domain.

Last updated: 31 January 2003
-Mikey

Sion 08-28-2003 07:29 AM

does that last line say "a conditional honorarium" or "bonorarium"? hehehehe

Munku 08-28-2003 10:33 AM

Damnit Mikey.. Yuu beat me!

ssander9 08-28-2003 10:58 AM

Geez, you guys are always so serious, this is Tilted NONSENSE!
non·sense ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nnsns, -sns)
n.
Words or signs having no intelligible meaning: a message that was nonsense until decoded.
Subject matter, behavior, or language that is foolish or absurd.
Extravagant foolishness or frivolity: a clown's exuberant nonsense.
Matter of little or no importance or usefulness: a chatty letter full of gossip and nonsense.
Insolent talk or behavior; impudence: wouldn't take any nonsense from the children.

As in Tilted Bullshit

MikeyChalupa 08-28-2003 11:01 AM

Just trying to make sure that nobody believes it's real. Otherwise, this would go in Humor as it is a joke picture.

-Mikey

yournamehere 08-28-2003 12:57 PM

Hah - one of the first porn stories I ever read had this as part of the plot. Seems some hottie got splooged on in a bukkake party, and awoke to find all her wrinkles and complexion problems disappeared.

So she started a business selling facial creme, with - you guessed it - as the major ingredient. Of course, being a porn story, they needed a source for the stuff, so they hired a bunch of beautiful "collectors" and paid men to have their semen extracted. To add some realism to it, if I recall, the men got $20 for a handjob, but only $10 for a blowjob.

<i>Sigh</i> . . . I miss that book.

MacGnG 08-28-2003 02:25 PM

hahaha thats cool 145$ is good for a study.


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