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"If you have enough monkeys
banging randomly on typewriters,
they will eventually type the works
of William Shakespeare."

Become part of the largest ever experiment to see if this is true! Every time you display this page, you are automatically participating in the Monkey Shakespeare project. Your computer is put to work to simulate a number of monkeys typing randomly on typewriters, and each page typed is checked against every play Shakespeare ever wrote!


Type my Pretties !(link)

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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

krwlz

.....riiiight...?

uncle phil

ahhh, yesss...the "infinite monkey" theory...you go, bones...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

YourNeverThere

If you have enough Shakespeares,
Banging on enough flesh roboting laser,
they will eventually get hookers working on cheap racing cuper flesh with the vietnamese

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The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

Munku

I love this simulator!

vermin

If you have enough monkeys clicking on the link to a web site...

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Gortexfogg

Monkeys on typewriters... why don't they use computers instead? It's a lot easier to edit the text and all that jazz.

Eviltree

heck, I would much rather read the garble that spits out of that machine than actual Shakespeare. Interesting link nonetheless

Kewpie Dan

why are we wasting these monkeys on shakespeare! we should send them out to do our bidding!

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I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

Fremen

If we had enough Monkees reading us Shakespeare, we would have one helluva reunion, baby!

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bundy

lol.


wow.
this threads an oldie... its from those heady, beer-soaked days of Bones and his robot hookers... good find.

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Ohayo!!!

Go_AVS

if the monkees type well, will their brains taste better???

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