The Monkey Shakespeare Simulator
 

"If you have enough monkeys
banging randomly on typewriters,
they will eventually type the works
of William Shakespeare."

Become part of the largest ever experiment to see if this is true! Every time you display this page, you are automatically participating in the Monkey Shakespeare project. Your computer is put to work to simulate a number of monkeys typing randomly on typewriters, and each page typed is checked against every play Shakespeare ever wrote!


Type my Pretties !(link)

.....riiiight...?

ahhh, yesss...the "infinite monkey" theory...you go, bones...

If you have enough Shakespeares,
Banging on enough flesh roboting laser,
they will eventually get hookers working on cheap racing cuper flesh with the vietnamese

I love this simulator!

If you have enough monkeys clicking on the link to a web site...

Monkeys on typewriters... why don't they use computers instead? It's a lot easier to edit the text and all that jazz.

heck, I would much rather read the garble that spits out of that machine than actual Shakespeare. Interesting link nonetheless

why are we wasting these monkeys on shakespeare! we should send them out to do our bidding!

If we had enough Monkees reading us Shakespeare, we would have one helluva reunion, baby!

lol.


wow.
this threads an oldie... its from those heady, beer-soaked days of Bones and his robot hookers... good find.

if the monkees type well, will their brains taste better???