kalisto_911

Those facts were just too special to combine eh krazixs?

I have a list on my comp at home I will try and find and post tomorow.

Some cool info on here!

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krazixs

I guess I could have but I kept switching back and forth between this and my real "work" , i'll try to put all of them in one long list

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Munku

That can't be possible Kazix.. The baby thing sorry.

krazixs

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uncle phil

almonds are a member of the peach family...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Four Fingers

You were actually an adopted child. Sorry.

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"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

ssander9

Did you know that Leonardo da Vinci made detailed sketches of parachutes in 1485?

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I never said you had to.

krazixs

Dolphins are the only other species on the planet to have sex for pleasure.

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uncle phil

"dreamt" is the only english word that ends in the letters "mt."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

wry1

Did you know that bernadette is the result of a secret experiment to clone Martha Stewart?

See the evidence below.....

Xell101

Define, "lift".

uncle phil

maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

grumpyolddude

I believe that several species of ape (besides man) do so as well.

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uncle phil

a dragonfly has a life-span of 24 hours...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

CSflim

don't you mean the mayfly? (Which doesn't actually live for 24 hours...it is a mature adult for 24 hours, but it lives for a number of moths in a premature state)

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uncle phil

i could be wrong...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

yoshi

did you know that fabric softener sheets helps with static electricity in your hair?

uncle phil

butterflies taste with their feet...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

A calculator has more computer processing power in it than the first Apollo rocket did.

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Google

David2000

Getting attacked by a crocodile? wait until it lets go and then clamp its mouth shut with your hands--it's a strong beast but the muscles in your hands are stronger than the muscles it uses to OPEN its mouth.

Then run.

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bparker805

A young rattlesnake is more deadly than an adult rattlesnake. The young have not yet learned how to sontrol their venom and release more than an adult would in a bite.

goddfather40

The largest city not served by an Interstate highway is Fresno, CA.

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I got ho's and I got bitches,
In C++ I branch with switches
-MC Plus+

Astrocloud

You can cure yourself of mental illness by drinking pure grain alcohol and smoking pot.

bparker805

The fifth largest city in California is Oxnard. That might not mean much to you unless you've been to Oxnard...

Crack

The Bonobo... http://songweaver.com/info/bonobos.html

Sex, it turned out, is the key to the social life of the bonobo. The first suggestion that the sexual behavior of bonobos is different had come from observations at European zoos. Wrapping their findings in Latin, primatologists Eduard Tratz and Heinz Heck reported in 1954 that the chimpanzees at Hellabrun mated more canum (like dogs) and bonobos more hominum (like people). In those days, face-to- face copulation was considered uniquely human, a cultural innovation that needed to be taught to preliterate people (hence the term "missionary position"). These early studies, written in German, were ignored by the international scientific establishment. The bonobo's humanlike sexuality needed to be rediscovered in the 1970s before it became accepted as characteristic of the species.

Bonobos become sexually aroused remarkably easily, and they express this excitement in a variety of mounting positions and genital contacts. Although chimpanzees virtually never adopt face-to-face positions, bonobos do so in one out of three copulations in the wild. Furthermore, the frontal orientation of the bonobo vulva and clitoris strongly suggest that the female genitalia are adapted for this position.

Another similarity with humans is increased female sexual receptivity. The tumescent phase of the female's genitals, resulting in a pink swelling that signals willingness to mate, covers a much longer part of estrus in bonobos than in chimpanzees. Instead of a few days out of her cycle, the female bonobo is almost continuously sexually attractive and active.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Kewpie Dan

when refering to the execution method, "hanged" is the correct past tense, not "hung"

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Crack

When refering to Crackprogram, the opposite is in fact true; "Hung", not "Hanged" is correct.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

CinnamonGirl

In the video for "Come on Eileen" (Dexy's Midnight Runners) no one is wearing underwear.

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"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

JohnnyRoyale

Did you know...

The largest city in America, in terns of area covered, is Juneau, ALaska. (in the 48 "lower states", it Jacksonville, Florida)

The largest city is ALSO the state capital in only 17 states of the USA.

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bernadette

yes wry1, it's true. now that the secret is out, please buy my book. also look for my line of linens available at Wal-Marts everywhere.

yoshi, i did not know that. i will certainly include that nifty tidbit in the next release of my book. thanks!

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Tophat665

There is a small island of the coast of Equatorial Guinea named Fernando Poo. (Billy Crystal sez that it looks marvellous.)

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moonstrucksoul

can you confirm this? i really need an excuse to eat more pussy.

BTW, Did you know that i am a master of knowledge but don't want to create a 'ask me, anything' thread, because there are already to many?

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saltfish

Seriously, how many people tried this when they heard it??

-SF

bernadette

i tried it & confirmed at least for myself.
my tongue ain't got any shot at licking my elbow.

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mordret

Is this really true ? I've searched on Google and couldn't find any info, nor did I find any on Nike site...
And, if it is true, is it a worldwide warranty ? I mean, I live in France

bparker805

In ancient Greece, throwing an apple to a girl was a way to propose for marriage.. If the girl caught it, that would mean she accepts.

CryptikSoul

it is impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

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I'm mad, you're mad."
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"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

bparker805

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

:::OshnSoul:::

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card.

NetterButter

frogs jump and toads crawl..thats right!

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