What's YOUR step 1? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

CSflim · 07-25-2003, 01:24 PM

The underpants gnomes:

Step 1. Collect underpants.
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.

So what is your kickass business plan? You may only alter step 1.

uncle phil · 07-25-2003, 01:38 PM

step 1. wash underpants...
step 2. sell underpants...
step 3. collect profit?

platypus · 07-25-2003, 01:47 PM

Step 1. Look at porn.
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.

twotimesadingo · 07-25-2003, 01:49 PM

1.) masturbate
2.)
3.) Profit

We gonna have to come up with a step two at some point?

jujueye · 07-25-2003, 02:23 PM

I think a management decision is required here. To show no favoritism, everyone's ideas should be used (yeah, sounds like Dilbert, huh?)

Step 1. Collect underpants.
Step 2. Look at porn.
Step 3. Masturbate.
step 4. Wash underpants.
step 5. Sell underpants.
step 6. Collect profit.

mirevolver · 07-25-2003, 02:35 PM

Step 1) Get sober
Step 2)
Step 3) Profit

Buk · 07-25-2003, 02:41 PM

Step 1) Sit on my ass

Step 2)

Step 3) Profit.

Fly · 07-25-2003, 06:26 PM

Step 1) roll joint

Step 2)

Step 3)PROFIT

numberfive · 07-25-2003, 06:31 PM

1) Take viagra

2)

3) Profit!

cheezhead · 07-25-2003, 06:34 PM

step1) smoke a joint
step2) eat a taco
step3) leave a skid mark
step4) sell
step5) lmao

rockzilla · 07-25-2003, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
Step 1) roll joint

Step 2)

Step 3)PROFIT

I have a friend that pulled that off in college. One of the guys in the dorm had super arthritic hands, and his dad grew tons of pot on his farm. So this guy had pounds and pounds of weed, but couldn't roll it. My friend would roll 30-40 joints for this guy at a time and get to keep maybe, 10 of them.

My idea is :

Step 1) Surf TFP

Step 2)

Step 3) Profit

borf · 07-25-2003, 06:52 PM

1) Figure out Step 2

2)

3) Profit

pr0f3n · 07-25-2003, 07:24 PM

1) pay 53% more income tax than the guy making 3 times as much as me

2)

3) profit

crow_daw · 07-25-2003, 08:20 PM

1) Capture badgers.

2)

3) Profit.

Stiltzkin · 07-25-2003, 08:37 PM

Step 1. Take some stupid shit that no one really needs, like Nike shoes, tell a whole slew of lies about how amazing it is, mill out tons of advertisements stating that if you purchase the item, you will appear to be wealthier than you are, you will attract tons of women (or men), everyone will love you, and life will be sweet for the rest of your life.
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.

Fly · 07-25-2003, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by borf
1) Figure out Step 2

2)

3) Profit

no doubt eh?

*still chucklin'*

Xell101 · 07-25-2003, 08:54 PM

1. Destroy the Sun
2.
3. Profit

Jaseca · 07-25-2003, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xell101
1. Destroy the Sun
2.
3. Profit

Ahhh yes, another hater of the day star.

Xell101 · 07-25-2003, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jaseca
Ahhh yes, another hater of the day star.

Why couldn't it be double damage versus demons too!?

MacGnG · 07-26-2003, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
Step 1) roll joint
Step 2)
Step 3)PROFIT

step 1) Smoke a Blunt.
or
step 1) "I got 5 on it" with flyman
haha

07-27-2003, 10:09 PM

step 1) build an underground lair
step 2)
step 3) profit

how about that? anyone else who despises the undying orb of light, i wish all of thee to join me in constructing a city beneath the surface of the earth! best damn idea i've ever had

jbm1x · 07-27-2003, 11:29 PM

step 1) re-gain access to the titty board
step 2)
step 3) profit

Munku · 07-28-2003, 04:50 AM

1. Sit on computer all day.
2.
3. Profit.

aus5tin · 07-28-2003, 06:24 AM

1.Go on a vision quest...
2.
3.Prophet

Snoogans · 07-28-2003, 09:06 AM

1. Purchase four machineguns
2.
3. Profit

Magpie0001 · 07-28-2003, 04:50 PM

1. Play videogames for sevral hours.
2.
3. Profit.

dogma13554u · 07-28-2003, 05:06 PM

1) Sleep

2)

3) Profit.

07-25-2003, 01:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	What's YOUR step 1? The underpants gnomes: Step 1. Collect underpants. Step 2. Step 3. Profit. So what is your kickass business plan? You may only alter step 1. __________________

07-25-2003, 01:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	step 1. wash underpants... step 2. sell underpants... step 3. collect profit? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-25-2003, 01:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Step 1. Look at porn. Step 2. Step 3. Profit. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

07-25-2003, 01:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
twotimesadingo Psycho Location: that place with the thing	1.) masturbate 2.) 3.) Profit We gonna have to come up with a step two at some point? __________________ I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself." - A Perfect Circle

07-25-2003, 02:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	Step 1) Get sober Step 2) Step 3) Profit __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

07-25-2003, 02:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	I think a management decision is required here. To show no favoritism, everyone's ideas should be used (yeah, sounds like Dilbert, huh?) Step 1. Collect underpants. Step 2. Look at porn. Step 3. Masturbate. step 4. Wash underpants. step 5. Sell underpants. step 6. Collect profit.

07-25-2003, 02:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
Buk Addict Location: Seattle, WA	Step 1) Sit on my ass Step 2) Step 3) Profit.

07-25-2003, 06:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Step 1) roll joint Step 2) Step 3)PROFIT __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-25-2003, 06:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
numberfive You + Me = Us Location: California dreaming...	1) Take viagra 2) 3) Profit! __________________ P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)

07-25-2003, 06:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	step1) smoke a joint step2) eat a taco step3) leave a skid mark step4) sell step5) lmao

07-25-2003, 06:52 PM	#12 (permalink)
borf Psycho	1) Figure out Step 2 2) 3) Profit

07-25-2003, 07:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
pr0f3n Crazy Location: a little to the right	1) pay 53% more income tax than the guy making 3 times as much as me 2) 3) profit __________________ In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

07-25-2003, 08:20 PM	#14 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	1) Capture badgers. 2) 3) Profit. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

07-25-2003, 08:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Step 1. Take some stupid shit that no one really needs, like Nike shoes, tell a whole slew of lies about how amazing it is, mill out tons of advertisements stating that if you purchase the item, you will appear to be wealthier than you are, you will attract tons of women (or men), everyone will love you, and life will be sweet for the rest of your life. Step 2. Step 3. Profit. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

07-25-2003, 08:54 PM	#17 (permalink)
Xell101 Junkie	1. Destroy the Sun 2. 3. Profit

07-28-2003, 06:24 AM	#24 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	1.Go on a vision quest... 2. 3.Prophet __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-28-2003, 09:06 AM	#25 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	1. Purchase four machineguns 2. 3. Profit __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

07-28-2003, 04:50 PM	#26 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	1. Play videogames for sevral hours. 2. 3. Profit. __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last.

07-27-2003, 10:09 PM	#21 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	step 1) build an underground lair step 2) step 3) profit how about that? anyone else who despises the undying orb of light, i wish all of thee to join me in constructing a city beneath the surface of the earth! best damn idea i've ever had

07-27-2003, 11:29 PM	#22 (permalink)
jbm1x Loser	step 1) re-gain access to the titty board step 2) step 3) profit

07-28-2003, 04:50 AM	#23 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	1. Sit on computer all day. 2. 3. Profit.

07-28-2003, 05:06 PM	#27 (permalink)
dogma13554u Crazy	1) Sleep 2) 3) Profit. __________________ So many people to love in my life. Why do I worry about one? - Ben Harper