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Step 1. Take some stupid shit that no one really needs, like Nike shoes, tell a whole slew of lies about how amazing it is, mill out tons of advertisements stating that if you purchase the item, you will appear to be wealthier than you are, you will attract tons of women (or men), everyone will love you, and life will be sweet for the rest of your life.
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.
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The most important thing in this world is love.
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